Definitions by El Barto

potatoes 

Term found in psycology books meaning vodka.
Common substance used in making vodka. Usually found in the ground.

Let's go drink some potatoes

potatoes by El Barto May 11, 2004

Eyepatch

Coolest article of clothing...ever.

With this eyepatch, a bottle of dewka, and maybe a ski mask I'll be able to pick up chicks or even hobags...by the dozens.

Warning: Do not wear eyepatch with brown belt...that's just tacky.

Eyepatch by El Barto May 11, 2004

Vaseline 

1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n: Other lubricant uses, others on the site got to explain that already.
5. n/adj: A suave gent.

1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. Vaseline for jacking off is just "whack".
5. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.

Vaseline by El Barto May 11, 2004

Wu Tang

The second best Tang in the world. Next to grape, I mean poon of course. Consists of the RZA, GZA, ODB, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah, Masta Killa, and Method Man. Also a large syndacyte consisting of Cappadonna and Killah Priest to name a few. Easily the best rap group with sharp lyricism named after the legendary Wu Tang sword of Chinese mythology. Most songs involve a kung-fu intro followed by great production and outstanding lyrics. All nine hail from Shaolin (Staten Island) and have produced 4 group albums in addition to MANY solo projects.

Wu Tang is still alive and still nothing to fuck wit'. Witty Unpredictable Talent And Natural Game. Lyrcicism example: "What is the meaning of C.R.I.M.E?/ Is it Criminals Robbing Innocent Motherfuckers Everytime?"/~GZA

Wu Tang by El Barto April 26, 2004

stravato 

A cool teacher, known for letting people in late and yelling at kevin.

"Guys...guys? guys guys guys? Guyyyyyyysss...."

"HEY!"

"gimme a Z enter E enter"

stravato by El Barto March 25, 2004

snoogins 

When the snooch is in the nooch and the booch is to the noochy. A state of kidding or happiness that can be expressed with cool or great.

So, you wanna do me.
Response: Yeah
Snoogins (if applicable, snooch, snooch to the nooch, snooch-boochies, mad note)

snoogins by El Barto June 7, 2003

unnaturally hard 

an erection resulting from the overuse of viagra or other horny pills

that old fogey is unnaturally hard

unnaturally hard by el barto January 15, 2003