107 definitions by Ed

special sock

A sock one ejeculates into.
Also: magic sock

Larry's special sock stinks

by Ed November 12, 2003

liberal

Someone who says they support free speech. On the left wing of the political airplane. They hate the military and long to see America humiliated. They like to kill babies. Most Democrats are liberals. Many are treehuggers. They oppose George W. Bush and his actions because they are a bunch of whiners. They complain about everything that conservatives say that hurts their feelings. Most blacks are liberal.

Never show a liberal graciousness. If you offer him/her an olive branch, they will smack you with it while simultaneously hugging the tree.

by Ed April 4, 2005

Hasbian

A lesbian who now dates or marries a male.

Anne Heche is a hasbian

by Ed November 10, 2003

fuck off

To dismiss a specific activity.

I fucked off meeting Bob to stay in bed.
Had an exam earlier. Fucked it off.

by Ed May 6, 2004

twenty-one

blackjack the card game

Twenty-one is also called blackjack.

by Ed April 5, 2005

Gayzor Mountains

Also, gayzorians enjoy Microsoft products.

Gayzor! You must like M$!

by Ed March 3, 2005

Coconut

Mexican gone white, brown on the ouside white on the inside.

Justin is a Coconut

by Ed April 7, 2004