Ed's definitions

ryabnn

Cray hot homosexual, but can be strait when needed. His penis is 5 x 5 and remains mostly flacid.

OMG did you see ryan? Yea hes def a tomato. Sucks for him LOL!!

by ED April 8, 2005

twenty-one

blackjack the card game

Twenty-one is also called blackjack.

by Ed April 5, 2005

Crapalyst

The new name for ATI's Catalyst video card drivers.

Will they ever improve their drivers are keep adding more useless features? New driver releases fix one issue and create five new ones.

by Ed February 27, 2005

Cliffhanger

Feces that defy gravity and remain on your asshole when the majority falls into the bowel where it belongs. Not common, a cliffhanger will appear under the right circumstances (eating beans and watching Sylvester Stallone movies). Cliffhangers are similar to a stalactite in a cave.

Spotting a cliffhanger in the reflection of the toilet, I contract and expand my sphincter in an attempt to pinch it off. Once I realize those actions are futile, I take three sheets of tp, for 3x the protection, and un-mount the cliffhanger.

by Ed March 20, 2005

the dog ate the cheese

It originated on the playground, it comes from the art of being random. It is quite easy to use, just say it when everybody goes quiet

err
The dog ate the cheese
you what?
The dog ate the cheese

by Ed March 3, 2005

alene

a person, usually a girl, who is way too classix to bone

dave: you well want to bone her don't you
ed: no shes an alene

by ed July 7, 2004

ginger kid

Eric Cartman is a ginger kid, but only because he made fun of them and stan wanted to educate him.

i watched the south park episode with a ginger kid

kids with red hair and really white skin. the cause of this is a resessive ressesive gene. if you are a ginger kid, and your wife or husband is a ginger kid, all of your children will be ginger kids.

Eric was turned into a ginger kid by a daywalker

Anthony is a ginger kid

you could have been a ginger kid

by Ed February 9, 2006