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pedophile

A person who suffers from Pedophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Pedophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.

Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of children.
Bob is is a pedophile because he is sexually attracted to little girls.
by Ed January 20, 2005
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Bastard Pop

Sometimes known as bootlegs this now infamous style of music has been around aslong as it has been poosible for anyone to get their hands on a mixer and/or recording software and learn how to use it.

The Style was first seen in Ibiza where DJ's would mix and old fave song with a new song - bringing fresh new sound. Recently the style has progressed massivly with people like "Poj Masta" starting to use "Aphex Twin" style mixing programmes to produce the slickest glitch and bootleg tracks the world has ever seen.

Others say that this style has only just become popular - mainly becuase of the RIAA's constant copyright grabbing. As bootlegging is Illigal it is still officially a crime - but most artists mind this less as some people feel inclined to buy their music after hearing a really good bootleg / Bastard Pop remix.
Poj Masta's Version of Toxic by britney.
by Ed December 25, 2004
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Plate

A laminated porcelain surface often used for placing foods on before they are digested. The shape of the earth is similar to that of a plate.
I ate coleslaw from a plate. I was then sick on the plate and fed it to my dog.
by ed April 28, 2003
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kritik

A policy debate argument based on the assumptions of the aff plan. Much like a disadvantage without a uniqueness argument. Very complex. Not cheating.
Many kritiks confuse the novices.
The Kritik of National Service pwns all.
by Ed August 4, 2006
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buckle bunny

His trailer was filled with buckle bunnies after the show
by Ed March 19, 2005
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talk to the hand

something you say when you don't want to talk to someone
bob - "you're a fag"
bill - (talk to the hand"
by Ed September 1, 2003
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Pummled

by Ed March 26, 2005
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