Texas Virgin

From reports that Texan school girls in an effort to preserve their vaginal virginity are instead indulging in anal sex; so many off shoots of definition that its effective indescribable.

these pants are as tight as a texas virgin.

by Ed February 19, 2004

Plate

A laminated porcelain surface often used for placing foods on before they are digested. The shape of the earth is similar to that of a plate.

I ate coleslaw from a plate. I was then sick on the plate and fed it to my dog.

by ed April 28, 2003

tragic

something that is crappy. usually involves people dying

9/11 was tragic

by Ed July 23, 2003

special cake

the stuff carl brings back from amsterdam init.

look, carls brought back bare special cake
lets eat bare special cake

by Ed November 21, 2004

twenty-one

blackjack the card game

Twenty-one is also called blackjack.

by Ed April 05, 2005

Gayzor Mountains

Also, gayzorians enjoy Microsoft products.

Gayzor! You must like M$!

by ed March 03, 2005

Coconut

Mexican gone white, brown on the ouside white on the inside.

Justin is a Coconut

by Ed April 07, 2004