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blackjack

The only game worth playing in a casino. In all the other games, the house has a bigger advantage. Some people use a method called card counting to know when to bet high and when to bet low.
Also, the combination of 2 cards equaling 21 in the game.
Blackjack is also called twenty-one.
by Ed April 5, 2005
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Pavement Pizza

Vomit on the pavement, typically found on main street on a Sunday morning.
Nobby finished his night off with a tasty kebab and a pavement pizza
by Ed October 20, 2003
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leroy brown

baddest man in the whole damn town
bad, bad leroy brown, baddest man in the whole damn town badder than a old king kong, meaner than a junkyard dog
by Ed January 28, 2008
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Hasbian

A lesbian who now dates or marries a male.
Anne Heche is a hasbian
by Ed November 9, 2003
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socialism

(n.)
A political philosophy based on the belief that some or all businesses should be run solely for the benefit of the people using them.

Socialism and Communism are based on similar principles. Socialism does not require that a socialized industry be legally owned by the government, but if that were the case it could still be considered socialism. In the strictest sense, Communism prohibits private ownership of money, business, or goods, while Socialism may or may not on a case by case basis. The two can therefore resemble each other and it can be hard to distinguish one from the other.
In a Communist country, I worked in a deli owned by the government and was paid a fixed salary by the government.

In another country's socialized medical system, I am a doctor, own my office, and pay my own salary out of my business account, but legally have no right to decide how to run any aspect of my business. I can't change my prices, deny service to anyone, or increase my own salary.
by ed July 25, 2004
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old school

Alphonse was feelin the old school hiphop flavas
by Ed April 28, 2003
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Kacked

vb intr. - messed up, broken, not functioning according to design
(vb. trans. - kack = break)
The sysadmin finally resigned himself to the fact that -- despite his best efforts -- the Linux server was kacked.
by Ed July 28, 2003
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