Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Chokin’ Rope

Swallowing a hot, rope load of cum.

Rachel is the best at chokin’ rope. She doesn’t miss a drop. Such a good girl.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

Rub and Grub

When you do nothing but jack off and eat all day. Not necessarily in that order. Usually associated with a porn addiction.

I never see John any more. Has he been working a lot? Working? The guy's a rub and grub. He never leaves the house and he pays for his porn accounts with his food stamp money.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Pink Sock Block

When you pink socked your girl’s ass so bad during first time anal she blocks your cock from getting anywhere near her brown button ever again.

I thought Rachel loved anal sex the other night the way she was screaming but tonight I got pink sock blocked so I’m done.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018

Slicks the Nut Hairs

To piss one off. A statement of anger or disgust.

They cancelled the band’s show tonight. They really slicks the nut hairs.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Bellnap

When the bellend of the penis is all napped up with dick cheese/ smegma.

Whew! I need to wash. I can smell my own bellnap.

Oddly, she wasn’t repulsed by my bellnap and sucked me off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Bungion

A ripe smelling bunghole. Typically smelling of picked onions which is a general amalgam created by Gusset Vinegar and Moose Jelly.

Dan: Dude WTF is that smell? Smells like someone just shit a jar of pickled onions.
Bob: That's my Bungion you smell Braahhhhh! Just worked out and guess I didn't wipe too good earlier.
Dan: You need to shower Broooohh. I'm gagging on that ripe.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

Clamembert

When her pretty little clam is as moist, soft and creamy as an exquisite Camembert cheese.

I shoved two fingers in her clamembert last night. Like liquid velvet down there.

Rachel’s shaved box is a fine serving if exquisite clamembert if I must say.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019