1984 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Are you all right in there braaaahhh? Sounds like someone's dumping buckets of water. Brooohhh I am prune juicin' bad. I think it's those wings and cheap beer last night. I can get off the shitter. It just keeps coming.
by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2017
She teabagged my meat drops.
Your mom loves to suck my sweaty meat drops.
You can’t talk to your sister right now braaaahhh. He mouth is full of my meat drops.
Your mom loves to suck my sweaty meat drops.
You can’t talk to your sister right now braaaahhh. He mouth is full of my meat drops.
by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
When your partner gives your limp, flaccid penis a vigorous wank or blow job to get it stiff and rigid for coitus.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
An extremely wet, sexually aroused vagina that is extremely wooly, overly hairy and untrimmed. Generally has hair running form the mons through the taint and up the ass crack. May also be known as sasquatch crotch.
Roger picked up a girl at closing time at the local bar. He took her home for sex but when she got naked and exposed her Wet Sweater, he just couldn't do it and pretend to pass out.
by Eaton Holgoode May 18, 2015
When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.
I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.
I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.
I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.
I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.
I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
A young, inexperienced girl that does not know how to give head. Provides a painful, toothy blow job experience until mentored in the proper techniques.
You get some dome last night from that hot chick braaaahh?
Yea broohhhhh. She's hot but can't suck a dick for shit. She's a bone grafter. Going to have to teach her about the lips. My Dick is raw today yo.
Yea broohhhhh. She's hot but can't suck a dick for shit. She's a bone grafter. Going to have to teach her about the lips. My Dick is raw today yo.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017