Another, less prurient, name for the male cock, penis, member, knob, rod, stiffy. Often referred to as an Engorged Fuck Knob when fully erect and rigid.
Kara loved to give head. She loved nothing more than to inhale her boyfriend's engorged Fuck Knob and suck him to completion.
by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015
I gave Rachel’s left cheek a pearl coat.
I wanked myself in the kitchen and laid a pearl coat on the cutting board.
I rubbed one out in the bathroom at the office and left a nice pearl coat on the toilet seat.
I wanked myself in the kitchen and laid a pearl coat on the cutting board.
I rubbed one out in the bathroom at the office and left a nice pearl coat on the toilet seat.
by Eaton Holgoode June 06, 2018
1. The extra plate, container or basket provided when dining on ribs to place your gnawed, meatless bones in after consuming great BBQ ribs.
2. A nasty, toothless, skin and bones, emaciated meth whore that has sex for money and drugs.
3. A promiscuous girl known for sleeping around and an easy lay.
2. A nasty, toothless, skin and bones, emaciated meth whore that has sex for money and drugs.
3. A promiscuous girl known for sleeping around and an easy lay.
1. Roger went to the rib festival and they gave him a bone basket.
2. Roger wanted a quick blow job on the way home to his wife so he drove through crack town and picked up a bone basket and blew a gooey nut in her sponge mouth.
3. Carl was broken when he found his new girlfriend was not a virgin and she in fact was a bone basket.
2. Roger wanted a quick blow job on the way home to his wife so he drove through crack town and picked up a bone basket and blew a gooey nut in her sponge mouth.
3. Carl was broken when he found his new girlfriend was not a virgin and she in fact was a bone basket.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
When you take shots of scotch, preferably Chivas Regal, and tongue punch your old lady’s fart box at the same time.
I was half drunk last night giving the old lady a crevice regal. She likes that scotchy sting on her brown button.
by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018
Reference to getting some D before getting out of bed for the day. That pleasurable early morning wake up sex romp.
Sorry I’m late. I was fresh cracked this morning.
He lifted her night gown and fresh cracked her.
I saw he had a water dog so I slipped my panties off, hopped on for a ride and woke him to a fresh cracked surprise.
He lifted her night gown and fresh cracked her.
I saw he had a water dog so I slipped my panties off, hopped on for a ride and woke him to a fresh cracked surprise.
by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018
Eating copious amounts of kernel corn whole, avoid chewing, so that you ultimately defecate a massive, floating load of corn kernels into the toilet. You must leave the bowl unflushed for the admiration of others. Makes an ideal gift at a housewarming or other parties.
I can't wait for John's party. I've been eating corn since last night. I'm cooking up one hell of a corn bowl to leave behind.
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2018