Root Cellar

Slang for one's anus, the ass hole, the bung hole, the corn hole.

Carl out it to me last night in the root cellar. I can barely walk.

I can't clear out my root cellar. I'm constipated.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Batting Glove

A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.

Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.

by Eaton Holgoode June 25, 2009

Throwing Back The Shutters

To pull apart the vaginal lips and perform oral sex.

Buford: What's going on Braaa? Have you met that new chick in the apartment next door?

Ralph: Oh yea Braaa. I met her and then some.

Burford: What Braaa?
Ralph: She invited me in for a visit and before you new it, I was throwing back the shutters!

Burford: Sweeet! How was she?
Ralph: Them was some good eats Braaaa!

by Eaton Holgoode July 03, 2009

Fetted

The most vile and heinous of odors. A rancid, putrid, retch inducing stench.

WTF is that smell? It's like someone shit a garbage can full of rotting oysters.

I just gassed braaaahhh.

Dude!!! That's fetted!

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Womb Beater

A large penis that is able to pound her womb during sexual intercourse.

I gave Rachel the old womb beater last night. She was screaming “You’re wombing me! You’re wombing me!” with every delightful thrust.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Bishop

Irreverent slang for the male penis.

Mom: What are you doing in there? Open this door!
Son: Hold on!! I'm Bopping my Bishop.

Mom: Wash up when your done. It's time for dinner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Wet Bessies

Engorged and lactating female breasts. A throw back to Bessie the Cow.

My wet Bessies are so engorged.

My wet bessies are leaking.

She has the biggest wet bessies.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018