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A towel, rug or other material laid out to catch sex fluids and juices during coitus to avoid dampening or soiling the underlying surface.
We put down a towel for our cum mat so we didn’t get jizz all over my mom’s new bed spread.
My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.
Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.
My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.
Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
Get the Cum Mat mug.A very, hairy vagina whereby the pubes hang out from the panty leg holes on each side giving resemblance to bozo the clown's bald head with oversized hair on the sides.
Tonya disrobed in the locker room to change her clothes for her yoga class. Her classmates all snickered when they looked down to see her bozo hair. They chipped in to buy her a razor after class.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Get the Bozo Hair mug.I drove my truck out into the woods and we didn’t little donut holin’.
She asked me to fist her on the first date. Who knew she was a into donut holin’.
I learned the hard way that my roommate is into donut holin’.
If your uncle asks you if you want to go donut holin’, I suggest you say no.
She asked me to fist her on the first date. Who knew she was a into donut holin’.
I learned the hard way that my roommate is into donut holin’.
If your uncle asks you if you want to go donut holin’, I suggest you say no.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
Get the Donut Holin’ mug.To masturbate oneself with a vegetable. Lengthy, girthy, raw vegetables are preferred such as carrots, cucumbers zucchini, squash, etc.
Helen went to the kitchen to make herself a salad. The sight of the carrots and cucumbers made her horny and moist. The next thing she new she started to vegturbate and her ass was plugged with a cucumber and she was diddling her vajay with a carrot to a mind numbing orgasm.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2015
Get the Vegturbate mug.When you hit her deep (ass or pussy), bust nut inside, then she hole gapes and the Plume of jizz flows out like Hawaii's Kilauea volcano.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Get the Cum Plume mug.I went down on Carl for the first time last night and discovered his Gucci Balls. Needless to say, I sucked em sore.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018
Get the Gucci Balls mug.A vile, odiferous condition of the male scrotum. The ball sack, from a combination of sweat, heat and general uncleanliness take on a rank, gamey smell. Often ripe and cheesy.
by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2017
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