Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Any article of clothing used to catch your blasted nut load. Examples are a sock, a shirt, maybe a towel or even your mom's living room drapes. A Gak Net used multiple times to catch your fapped out nut spunk may become quite stiff and crusty over time.
Darren found himself fapping to net porn in the living room. About to bust a nut, he needed a Gak Net. He grabbed the end of the designer window drapes and blew man juice and wiped up.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Get the Gak Netmug. A non-discriminating, promiscuous, heavy set, slut that's more than willing, for a few drinks and maybe a cheeseburger, to dribble off her panties and spread her legs for anyone's sexual pleasure.
Dude I'm horned. I need a piece of ass bad.
You are in luck. Tina's at the end of the bar. Buy her a couple drinks and offer to run to the McDonald's drive though and you'll get that meat platter for sure.
You are in luck. Tina's at the end of the bar. Buy her a couple drinks and offer to run to the McDonald's drive though and you'll get that meat platter for sure.
by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2015
Get the Meat Plattermug. A very moist bung hole. May be wet from sweat, booty juice, excrement, moose jelly, ejaculate or saliva.
Tony gave his girlfriend Meghan a Wet Rose by performing an extended session of analingus. Her pucker spot was moist and flowing with booty juice.
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015
Get the Wet Rosemug. by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Get the Fishing in the tuna boatmug. 1. The extra plate, container or basket provided when dining on ribs to place your gnawed, meatless bones in after consuming great BBQ ribs.
2. A nasty, toothless, skin and bones, emaciated meth whore that has sex for money and drugs.
3. A promiscuous girl known for sleeping around and an easy lay.
2. A nasty, toothless, skin and bones, emaciated meth whore that has sex for money and drugs.
3. A promiscuous girl known for sleeping around and an easy lay.
1. Roger went to the rib festival and they gave him a bone basket.
2. Roger wanted a quick blow job on the way home to his wife so he drove through crack town and picked up a bone basket and blew a gooey nut in her sponge mouth.
3. Carl was broken when he found his new girlfriend was not a virgin and she in fact was a bone basket.
2. Roger wanted a quick blow job on the way home to his wife so he drove through crack town and picked up a bone basket and blew a gooey nut in her sponge mouth.
3. Carl was broken when he found his new girlfriend was not a virgin and she in fact was a bone basket.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Get the Bone Basketmug. When you push the weights just a little too hard for that gain and soil a little skid dribble in your shorts. Protein shakes are a notorious source for gym dribbles.
Holy shite! I just blew gym dribbles with that last set. I need to run to the locker room and do a quick wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
Get the Gym Dribblesmug. When you take shots of scotch, preferably Chivas Regal, and tongue punch your old lady’s fart box at the same time.
I was half drunk last night giving the old lady a crevice regal. She likes that scotchy sting on her brown button.
by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018
Get the Crevice Regalmug.