Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Velvet Scrunchie
Tom loved to bang his girlfriend Rachel. He loved nothing more than to inject his beef stick deep in her Velvet Scrunchie.
Velvet Scrunchie by Eaton Holgoode September 26, 2014
Tangy Beef Stick
For a male to intentionally allow oral sex to be performed on a dirty penis. The Tangy Beef Stick is created when a male performs vaginal or anal sex with a willing partner and intentionally neglects to wash up before having a different partner perform oral sex him.
Roger gave his girlfriend's mud tunnel and thorough reaming leaving his member unwashed after sex. On the way home, Roger picked up a local meth whore prostitute whereby he paid $10 and got a hot gummy performed on this Tangy Beef Stick.
Tangy Beef Stick by Eaton Holgoode September 22, 2014
Dangling Pineapple Pizza
A delicious variant to the traditional Papa Murphy's Stuffed Crust Hawaiian Pizza. The original stuffed crust Hawaiian pizza was renamed to the Dangling Pineapple Pizza in 2014 after a Georgetown, TX Papa Murphy's location worker was discovered adding a little something extra to the original Stuffed Crust Hawaiian by dragging his scrotum across the pizza. It has since become a tradition and enjoyed by many a Texan.
Dude I am starving. Want to grab a pizza and head home?
Yea bro. Let's head to Papa Murphy's and pick one up and take home.
Sweet! I love the stuffed crust Hawaiian.
They don't have that any more bro!
Why not?
Remember the scrotom drag is now added just prior to pick up. It's now the Dangling Pineapple Pizza.
Even better!
Yea bro. Let's head to Papa Murphy's and pick one up and take home.
Sweet! I love the stuffed crust Hawaiian.
They don't have that any more bro!
Why not?
Remember the scrotom drag is now added just prior to pick up. It's now the Dangling Pineapple Pizza.
Even better!
Dangling Pineapple Pizza by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2014
Tangy Tailgating Sauce
Tagy Tailgating Sauce is enhancing addition to the pungent fun associated with traditional tangy tailgating as defined on Urban Dictionary. One who is performing a tangy tailgate enjoys the experience even more when tangy tailgating sauce is created from the mixture of saliva and the remnants of a Grease Ring. The result is a tangy, savory mixture that only the bold can truly enjoy.
Charles: Hi Frank. How's your girlfriend?
Frank: Broke up Bro!
Charles: Sorry Bro.
Frank: No big deal. I went out and got me some strange last night.
Charles: How was it?
Frank: Chick was hot but hadn't showered in about three days.
Charles: Did you do a little Tangy Tailgating Braaaaaahhhhhh?
Frank: More then that Brooooo! I had me a little Tangy Tailgating Sauce!
Charles: Sounds like a ripe pipe there brother!
Frank: Broke up Bro!
Charles: Sorry Bro.
Frank: No big deal. I went out and got me some strange last night.
Charles: How was it?
Frank: Chick was hot but hadn't showered in about three days.
Charles: Did you do a little Tangy Tailgating Braaaaaahhhhhh?
Frank: More then that Brooooo! I had me a little Tangy Tailgating Sauce!
Charles: Sounds like a ripe pipe there brother!
Tangy Tailgating Sauce by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2014
Assnanigans
Sexual Shenanigans whereby a male intends to perform anal sex on his unexpecting partner and does so my Tom Foolery and leads his partner to beleive that the occurance of the unexpected anal sex penetration was merely the direct result of a result of cockslippage.
Howard couldn't wait to have a little bit of his girlfriend's Brown Eye so he pulled of a little Assnanigans and slipped out mid-stroke making Sonja squeal with delight.
Roger: Hey Carl. How was your date with Rhonda last night?
Carl: Oh it was good Brahhhh! I pulled some Assnanigans!
Roger: Sweet!
Roger: Hey Carl. How was your date with Rhonda last night?
Carl: Oh it was good Brahhhh! I pulled some Assnanigans!
Roger: Sweet!
Assnanigans by Eaton Holgoode September 11, 2014
Rose Wilt
A rectal condition that forms from the abuse and overuse of the sphincter, a.k.a., the rosebud. The condition most commonly occurs from frequent acts such as fisting, anal sex, etc. Over time, the rectum becomes worn and the sphincter shows outward signs of wear and tear including, but not limited to, wilting, sagging and loss of elasticity. In extreme cases, Rose Wilt can result in anal leakage.
After years of aggressive anal play which included Howard's propensity for frequent anal fisting, he found himself suffering from a severe case of Rose Wilt and was required to wear adult diapers to avoid the mess of periodic anal leakage.
Rose Wilt by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2014
Bishop Darlington
A discreet, slang reference to the performance of anal sex and other acts of anal play by members of the clergy.
While in its traditional meaning, Bishop Darlington is simply a type of budding rose bush. It is generally a large, upright shrub with full-sized, semi-double flowers of white.
In slang terminology, visting Bishop Darlington means one is engaged in or going to be engaged in some form of anal sex play.
While in its traditional meaning, Bishop Darlington is simply a type of budding rose bush. It is generally a large, upright shrub with full-sized, semi-double flowers of white.
In slang terminology, visting Bishop Darlington means one is engaged in or going to be engaged in some form of anal sex play.
Father Tony announced that he would not have his traditional office hours this week due to the fact that he would be out for the start of the boys summer camp and would be visting Bishop Darlington over the course of several days.
Bishop Darlington by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2014