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Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Hittin Rotch Bottom

Sex with a chick with a ripe stank puss and/or stank ass.
This bar is such a dive. Picking up any hoe here will be hittin rotch bottom.

Go wash your stank puss. I’m not hittin rotch bottom.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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Meat Saw

A dirty prostitute with extremely sharp teeth and a snaggletooth mouth that loves to give head.
Carl: Hey braaaaahh. What happened to you last night on the way home?
Roger: I stopped along the trail and picked up a nasty ho for quick blow.

Carl: And?
Roger: That bitch was a Meat Saw. Teeth bout cut my dick off. Rather had a Hot Gummy.

Carl: Did you pay her?
Roger: Hell no. I nutted her hair and kicked her out.

Carl: Sweeet!
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2015
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Dad Bag

When the male scrotum goes from a vibrant, firm, taut state of appearance to that of an old, dangly, wrinkled sack.
Sheila was disappointed to discover that Roger, while young and virile and in his prime, already had developed dad bag.

That old guy at the gym has dad bag. Thing almost drags the shower drain.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017
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Smash Juice

Cum. Ejaculate. Coital creation of bodily love juice.
The sheets were wet as hell from our smash juice.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
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Caged Pup

A extremely horny, but very sexually inexperienced, male or female.
Check her out yo!!!! She's hot.

Yea braaaahhh. She's hot. But watch out. She's a Caged Pup.

Hellllzzzz yea. I'm fin to let da dog out!
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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Lubertarian

An individual that cannot masturbate without the application of generous amounts of lubricant.
I simply cannot dry rub myself. I’m a true lubertarian.

As a lubertarian, I have a plethora of lubricants in my nightstand.

Rachel gave me a vigorous handy and I’m so glad she respected the fact that I’m a lubertarian.
by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
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Butt Bobbing

Butt plug play. Hallmarked by repeated insertion and extraction of a large, stretching butt plug. This action eventually renders the recipient with pronounced anal gape.
I was butt bobbing Louise last night. Man she was gapped.

I was so open after the butt bobbing that he fisted me to the elbow.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
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