The anus, aka asshole, bung, bunghole, poop shoot, fart box, turd chute, turd cutter, rectum, rusty sheriff’s badge, brown round, red eye, brown eye, rose bud.
I’ll be right back. Gotta clear the gravy drain.
Gravy drain is backed up today.
Somone was in the stall just pouring out their gravy drain.
I like to finger my gravy drain.
My girl tickles my prostate through my gravy drain.
I had anal last night. The gravy drain is sore today.
Gravy drain is backed up today.
Somone was in the stall just pouring out their gravy drain.
I like to finger my gravy drain.
My girl tickles my prostate through my gravy drain.
I had anal last night. The gravy drain is sore today.
by Eaton Holgoode November 17, 2017
Carl woke with a rigid case of morning wood. Rather than rubbing one out in bed, he hopped in the shower for a wet tug.
Dan was swimming at his grandma's assisted living center pool and the geriatric water aerobics class was too much to watch so he swam to the deep end for a quick wet tug.
Dan was swimming at his grandma's assisted living center pool and the geriatric water aerobics class was too much to watch so he swam to the deep end for a quick wet tug.
by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2015
Tea bagging your girl with a salty, tangy scrotum after you have been swimming and frolicking in the ocean.
Rachel and I went behind the dunes and I did a little sea-bagging.
Although my scrotum was taut from the seawater, I still managed to give her a sea-bagging she would never forget.
Although my scrotum was taut from the seawater, I still managed to give her a sea-bagging she would never forget.
by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018
After hitting the booty hole of that filthy prostitute
last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.
last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2019
Flatulence occurring when one is taken ill with a flu bug. The flu fart is defined by the inevitable leakage of wet fecal matter when the gas is released. It is never intentional. One who is with flu is forever fearful of the flu fart.
Roger was ill with a stomach flu but he went to work any way. During a sales meeting, he tried to pass gas and ended up with a flu fart and had to waddle out of the conference room.
by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2015
That dull ache and soreness that one gets in the jaw after performing a marathon pussy eating session.
I went down on Rachel last night and tongue punched her box for two hours. It was some good eats but now I got poon jaw.
I got poon jaw from working your mom last night.
Kara and Rene locked in a Hot scissor followed by hours of oral. They both woke in the morning finding it difficult to speak due to poon jaw.
I got poon jaw from working your mom last night.
Kara and Rene locked in a Hot scissor followed by hours of oral. They both woke in the morning finding it difficult to speak due to poon jaw.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017