Eaton Holgoode's definitions
This bar is such a dive. Picking up any hoe here will be hittin rotch bottom.
Go wash your stank puss. I’m not hittin rotch bottom.
Go wash your stank puss. I’m not hittin rotch bottom.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
Get the Hittin Rotch Bottommug. Carl: Hey braaaaahh. What happened to you last night on the way home?
Roger: I stopped along the trail and picked up a nasty ho for quick blow.
Carl: And?
Roger: That bitch was a Meat Saw. Teeth bout cut my dick off. Rather had a Hot Gummy.
Carl: Did you pay her?
Roger: Hell no. I nutted her hair and kicked her out.
Carl: Sweeet!
Roger: I stopped along the trail and picked up a nasty ho for quick blow.
Carl: And?
Roger: That bitch was a Meat Saw. Teeth bout cut my dick off. Rather had a Hot Gummy.
Carl: Did you pay her?
Roger: Hell no. I nutted her hair and kicked her out.
Carl: Sweeet!
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2015
Get the Meat Sawmug. When the male scrotum goes from a vibrant, firm, taut state of appearance to that of an old, dangly, wrinkled sack.
Sheila was disappointed to discover that Roger, while young and virile and in his prime, already had developed dad bag.
That old guy at the gym has dad bag. Thing almost drags the shower drain.
That old guy at the gym has dad bag. Thing almost drags the shower drain.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017
Get the Dad Bagmug. by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
Get the Smash Juicemug. Check her out yo!!!! She's hot.
Yea braaaahhh. She's hot. But watch out. She's a Caged Pup.
Hellllzzzz yea. I'm fin to let da dog out!
Yea braaaahhh. She's hot. But watch out. She's a Caged Pup.
Hellllzzzz yea. I'm fin to let da dog out!
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Get the Caged Pupmug. I simply cannot dry rub myself. I’m a true lubertarian.
As a lubertarian, I have a plethora of lubricants in my nightstand.
Rachel gave me a vigorous handy and I’m so glad she respected the fact that I’m a lubertarian.
As a lubertarian, I have a plethora of lubricants in my nightstand.
Rachel gave me a vigorous handy and I’m so glad she respected the fact that I’m a lubertarian.
by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
Get the Lubertarianmug. Butt plug play. Hallmarked by repeated insertion and extraction of a large, stretching butt plug. This action eventually renders the recipient with pronounced anal gape.
I was butt bobbing Louise last night. Man she was gapped.
I was so open after the butt bobbing that he fisted me to the elbow.
I was so open after the butt bobbing that he fisted me to the elbow.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
Get the Butt Bobbingmug.