Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Dinger Bell

Gyrating your hips and swinging your cock's bell end back and forth across your partner's nose. Usually a pre-fellatio act.

Frank straddled Mary and gave her a dinger bell before she gobbled his knob.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016

Analpated

Constipated from anal sex.

Oh baby you really plugged me up good last night. I’m analpated today.

He bottomed so much last weekend he was analpated on Monday.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Jizz Skin

A used, spent, cum filled condom.

I drilled Rachel last night and after I busted nut, I slapped her with my jizz skin.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Cheez Sack

A ripe, smelly, sweaty, unkept male scrotum. Cultivated after days or weeks of not bathing.

Man I got cheez sack. Smell my fingers. I just scratched muh ballllzzzzz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Verdigasm

The euphoric and sexually aroused mental state suffered by an otherwise useless attorney that has finally accomplished a court victory and favorable jury verdict for a client.

Michael was just another useless attorney until he finally won a million dollar jury verdict for his client. Michael walked around for two weeks thereafter with a severe case of Verdigasm.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Meat Sweat Plug

Eating entirely too much meat, usually beef, resulting in a constipated state the next day whereby you sit on the toilet taking a dry shit and sweatIng profusely trying to work it out.

I had the Don Shula special at the steakhouse and I spent the next day with a meat sweat plug.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018

Grunderpants

Underwear soiled with fecal matter, having skid marks or filthy from bodily fluids such as semen, urine, vaginal secretions or ass sweat.

I just sharted. I’m gonna have to walk around with grunderpants all day.

She pulled her panties over my face. While expecting a fragrant experience, I got grunderpants and a big skid right across my nose.

I sniffed her grunderpants and it was a whiff of stank ass booty juice.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018