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Magic Tokens

Achy, swollen testicles. Full and ready to but a copious nut custard.
That’s it. Squeeze my magic tokens. You are in for a load.

I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Tap Job

When a male stimulates a female’s clitoris to orgasm by repeatedly and vigorously tapping it with the penis head.
Sheila squirts in buckets when Roger gives her a tap job.

Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
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Shimmy Chin

A little remnant glaze of dried, sweat and booty juice on one’s chin after eating somone’s ass.
Braaaaahhh. Did you just eat ice cream or ya got the shimmy chin?

I need to run wipe my face. That prostitute gave me a shimmy chin.

Your mom is dirty yo. She gave me the shimmy chin.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
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Crung Hole

A crusty bung hole. Dirty, crusty and sweaty. In desperate need for some sanitary cleaning.
Her crung hole reeks.

I smell crung hole. Someone needs to shower.

I thought sniffing her panties was a good idea until I inhaled crung hole.

I banged that homeless chick like a dog and all I kept getting was whiffs of her crung hole as I pumped.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
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Buffalo Milk

The squirting ejaculate of an extremely obese female. Usually expelled in copious, sheet and carpet soaking amounts.
I took that fat chick home last night and banged her so hard she soaked my bed in Buffalo milk.

She squatted her big fat meat curtains over my face and flicked her bean until she unleashed her buffalo milk all over my face.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
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Gagmeat

An inordinately girthy and long penis. Typically that of the porn star variety and not your average male. Induces watery eyes, gagging and lots of saliva when orally copulated.
When me whipped out his gagmeat I could barely fit it in my mouth.

Braaaaaahhh. Your mom told me she's ready for some gagmeat.

The first time Rachel experience giving head to a dude with gagmeat, he eyes watered.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017
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Hoe Nap

The tissue, paper towel or rag carried by a prostitute to wipe her holes after and in between sex acts.
Dude watch the sidewalk over there. It’s littered with hoe naps.

That filthy whore I picked up last night left her hoe nap in my car.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
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