Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Pearl Lipstick
One's glistening pussy lips after receiving a sloppy wet performance of cunnilingus or one or more hot, thick loads of man gravy. The pussy lips are left glistening and very shiny.
Frank performed oral on his girlfriend causing her to squirt multiple times. After she could take no more, he sat back and admired her Pearl Lipstick As it glistened like the morning dew.
Pearl Lipstick by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015
Mud Packer
An individual into scat play. One that perfers to eat a dirty ass and enjoys a little tangy ring juice. Akin to a cosmetic mud pack, a Mud Packer enjoys a little brown matter smeared upon the face.
Carl always enjoyed picking up the local meth whores for sex. They always offered him the dirty ass he enjoyed performing analingus on from going weeks without a bathing. His fetish as a Mud Packer were always satisfied.
Mud Packer by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015
Tangy Ring Juice
The delicious amalgam that forms around the anus during extended periods of analingus. Also known as Booty Juice. Considered a delicacy to the anal connoisseur.
Stan was a Mud Packer and enjoyed nothing more than eating out a nice Brown Round and savoring that Tangy Ring Juice.
Tangy Ring Juice by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015
Velvet Wipe
A wipe job after a squeaky clean shit that is soft, smooth and requires only one pass of toilet paper thru the ass cheeks.
Thanks to his high fiber diet, Jerry always shits with confidence in knowing that he will always have squeaky clean drop followed by a Velvet Wipe.
Velvet Wipe by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015
Spooning Corn Fritters
Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.
Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.
Spooning Corn Fritters by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015
Dirty Dangler
A dirty penis after a round of exhilarating anal sex. The Dirty Dangler is typically moving from a rigid to a flaccid state after pulling out from the oring and needs a good cleaning.
After unloading in his girlfriend's dirty ass, Roger pulled out his Dirty Dangler and after refusing to wipe it off, gave her a good old fashioned chili dog.
Dirty Dangler by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2015
Circle of Fap
The constant and endless desire to Fap from morning to night. Regardless of activity between getting up and going to bed each day, the desire and need to Fap is always present.
No matter the day, time or activity he was involved, Joel was constantly stuck in the Circle of Fap.
Circle of Fap by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015