Braaaaahhh. What a mess. I just blew some yankee stew. I couldn't find my gak sock. Pretty sure your mom took it.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
A dude’s hot, sweaty ball sack aka codsack that has become drawn in nice and taut and has a bit of a salty twang.
Had a bit of a fisherman’s codsack after that workout. But Rachel was licking them taut balls like a cow on a salt lick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 02, 2018
This delicious, moist, slick and shiny vaginal juices that glisten the female crotch. These juices are known for creating glazed donut face on a lover giving cunnilingus. Making a snail trail on a lover's leg when she rubs the super wet muff against the leg begging for penile insertion. and post coitus, leaving their lover's throbbing knob shining like polished glass.
Roger dove right into his girlfriend's super wet snatch. His lips and chin glistened with her lady glaze.
by Eaton Holgoode May 02, 2015
When a cum guzzling cock whore is on a dry streak and can't find a dick to suck. Tries to satisfy their D craving with oral copulation of fruit, dildos, etc.
It was as if Rachel was going through cock withdrawal syndrome as a result of her severe Dry Throat. She was sucking down bananas at lunch.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
A dirty, male penis. The male with a Rusty Shank has sex with multiple partners, generally over the course of a day, and stabs that knob in any hole he can penetrate. The hallmark of the Rusty Shank is neglecting to wash the genitals in between sexual encounters.
After banging his secretary at the office, Roger left and picked up a prostitute for a quick $10 anal. He then went home to his wife and fed her a Rusty Shank while watching Netflix.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2015
A nasty, dirty, toothless prostitute, typically a crack whore or meth whore, that will suck any old dirty dick for drug money. Meat Mouth's may also be marked by herpes cold sores and excessive use of Carmex.
Don: Hey Frank. Let's head home. It's closing time and they are cutting us off.
Frank: Ok. But let's drive through the hood on the way home. I wanna spot that nasty two dollar crack ho. I need me a little Meat Mouth before I call it a night.
Don: Sounds good. Maybe I can get me a Hot Gummy too. But last time she blew me those lips were like sand paper. Hopefully this time she's a little more Carmexual this time.
Frank: Ok. But let's drive through the hood on the way home. I wanna spot that nasty two dollar crack ho. I need me a little Meat Mouth before I call it a night.
Don: Sounds good. Maybe I can get me a Hot Gummy too. But last time she blew me those lips were like sand paper. Hopefully this time she's a little more Carmexual this time.
by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015
If you want some ball tightening head, Call Rachel. She is an oral servicer.
My hole needs a servicer tonight.
I need a hand servicer to bust this heavy nut.
Ray needs a servicer for his ass. He’s a bottom boy.
My hole needs a servicer tonight.
I need a hand servicer to bust this heavy nut.
Ray needs a servicer for his ass. He’s a bottom boy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018