Eaton Holgoode's definitions
“Material” used to enhance the enjoyment of rubbing one out. May be old fashioned porn mags, online porn, pics/images or just a good old filthy, vivid imagination aka spank bank.
I racked up an online porn Bill this month. I need to cut back on the costly rubterial and just scroll though instagram.
I used photos of the milf next door for rubterial.
I used photos of the milf next door for rubterial.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2018
Get the Rubterialmug. When somone with an inordinately hairy bung hole gets knotted up ass hairs that can’t be pulled out. They have to be trimmed with scissors.
My grandpa suffers from bear knots.
I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.
I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
Get the Bear Knotsmug. Breath so rotten and foul it smells like the person sucked a dozen dirty dicks.
In the literal sense, the foul breath of a dirty streetwalking prostitute comprised of gingivitis, smoke, meth, booze and in some cases dirty dick.
In the literal sense, the foul breath of a dirty streetwalking prostitute comprised of gingivitis, smoke, meth, booze and in some cases dirty dick.
My new boss has whore’s breath. Give that dude a mint.
My girl friend wakes up every morning with whore’s breath. Just not sure I can take it anymore.
That hooker that blew me last night had whore’s breath. My cock still stinks.
My girl friend wakes up every morning with whore’s breath. Just not sure I can take it anymore.
That hooker that blew me last night had whore’s breath. My cock still stinks.
by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017
Get the Whore’s Breathmug. by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
Get the Pink Mushroommug. When a female blows a male's cock and focuses her efforts exclusively on the head vs. the entire cock.
by Eaton Holgoode July 3, 2009
Get the Slurpy Top Hatmug. Definition #1: In American Football, a breakdown in the protection of the offensive line that results in defensive penetration and results in the Quarter back being tackled at or behind the line of scrimmage and Getting Sacked.
Definition #2: For a female to be thoroughly and satisfyingly fucked by a male lover. Getting Sacked means fucked to the point of exhaustion. To have been dicked so hard and so good that the need for future sex may not be needed because the highly satisfying sex session and mind blowing, leg shaking orgasm may never end.
Definition #3: Getting multiple, stiff man poles shoved deep in your bunghole and getting your ass pillaged for sexual pleasure in an orgiastic setting.
Definition #2: For a female to be thoroughly and satisfyingly fucked by a male lover. Getting Sacked means fucked to the point of exhaustion. To have been dicked so hard and so good that the need for future sex may not be needed because the highly satisfying sex session and mind blowing, leg shaking orgasm may never end.
Definition #3: Getting multiple, stiff man poles shoved deep in your bunghole and getting your ass pillaged for sexual pleasure in an orgiastic setting.
Example 1: During the third quarter, the offensive lineman lost focus on the game because he was thinking about Tom's girlfriend Gisele. The end result was Tom getting Getting Sacked.
Example 2: Carla's new boyfriend was well hung. She discovered that length was not the secret to great sex, but rather girth. Frank's Summer Sausage stretched her love hole from lobe to lobe and drove her to multiple mind blowing orgasms. Never before had she experienced Getting Sacked like this.
Example 3: Dan was so looking forward to Pride Fest. Every year it seems to be better and better. This year his goal is to do nothing except Getting Sacked.
Example 2: Carla's new boyfriend was well hung. She discovered that length was not the secret to great sex, but rather girth. Frank's Summer Sausage stretched her love hole from lobe to lobe and drove her to multiple mind blowing orgasms. Never before had she experienced Getting Sacked like this.
Example 3: Dan was so looking forward to Pride Fest. Every year it seems to be better and better. This year his goal is to do nothing except Getting Sacked.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
Get the Getting Sackedmug. That aromatic, creamy amalgam of sweat, cum and smegmatic discharge that accumulates in the gusset of a whore's panties.
I tried to bang Sherri after the party last night brooooohhh. But I couldn't do it. The panty parfait I experienced was enough to retch me braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Get the Panty Parfaitmug.