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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Slapping Ham 

The loud, skin to skin, smacking and slapping sounds made while having intense, rough, pounding, doggie style vaginal or anal sex with a larger male or female who has meaty hamhocks type thighs and buttocks. The sound and visual flapping and flopping of the excess flesh is highly erotic.
After hiking her ass up doggie style and giving her boyfriend a organic spread, Carl hit his girlfriend's meaty, hamhock ass with a feverous pounding. The sounds of Slapping Ham woke his room mate who became aroused by the sound and the visions of her flabby, shaking thighs. He gave himself a quick dry rub and wanked himself back to sleep.

Brimming 

To have one or more bodily orifices, vaginal, anal or oral, filled with fluid, semen, sexual organs or devices. To be made full and plugged to the point of ecstasy.
Example 1: Carl's girlfriend is such a slut. She loves a good bukkake whereby every hole she has is left Brimming with cum.
Example 2: Roger invited two of his buddies over and gave Carla a thorough pounding. She was plugged in every orifice and she was Brimming with man meat.
Example 3: Carla was a alone and horny. She surfed internet porn while she used several Diddledos including a cucumber, a broom handle and floppy cyber skin cock to fill her love holes and spent an hour Brimming herself online.
Brimming by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2015

Chibbles 

Cum ejaculated on the face of an individual performing fellatio and the semen trickles down and dribbles off the person's chin. See also Chincicles.
Monica gave Bill a suck job of a lifetime. Bill blew his hot load all over her face. His man goo ran down her cheeks and the Chibbles stained her little black dress.
Chibbles by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015

Stretched to My Ears

A phrase used by a male or female to describe the quality of the anal or vaginal pounding they received.
Sandy: Hi Carla. How was your date last night with Roger.
Carla: It was great. I am Stretched to My Ears. I can barely walk today.

Dirt Dabber

After withdrawing from anal sex, a male pokes or dabs his dirty penile glans on the buttocks of his lover leaving brown dabs of fecal remnants and booty juice. Often seen as an act of accomplishment or marking of one's territory.
All the girls in the gym locker room were snickering when Sonja removed her underwear. He as was covered in her boyfriend's Dirt Dabber marks. It was obvious that she had been drilled prior to her work out.

Shaker Job 

To receive a hand job from an individual that has a medical condition resulting in the shaking action of their hands. A shaker job is able to drive the receiver to the point of climax without the need for any motion other than the shaking itself. Shaker jobs are most common from geriatrics or from individual's suffering from substance withdrawal.
Example 1: Grandpa still enjoys getting a handy from Grandma. Her shaky old hands allow for the best Shaker Job.

Example 2: Frank picked up the local crack whore on the way home for a quick handy. He was hoping she would be going through withdrawal so that he could get a good old fashioned Shaker Job.

Back Flowing 

A form of enema play and/or BDSM activity whereby an enema is administered by an individual to a willing partner. A standard, over the counter, saline solution enema with nozzle delivery system is utilized. When Back Flowing, the enema nozzle is inserted into the anus and the solution is discharged deep into the recipient's bowel for pleasure. Contrary to normal enema administration, in Back Flowing, the nozzle is not removed from the anus. The nozzle remains inserted into the rectum while the enema solution is held by the recipient. Once the recipient is ready to release or given permission to expel the contents from their body, the bowels are loosened and the solution is then forced or back flowed into the original enema solution bottle.
Frank's girlfriend was into water sports as well as some kinky BDSM involving enema play. She enjoyed the full feeling in her bowels and ultimately the release. She recently begin incorporating Back Flowing into their play. They both enjoyed watching the wet and wild outward flow.