by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
When the hot slut you picked up takes you home and pleasantly surprises you by filling your rectal cavity with anal beads, slobs your knob and then yanks them out at climax like she starting a chain saw.
How was that hoe you shagged last night! Beauty and The Beads braaaaaaaahhhh. I think she may have torn me an anal fissure with that yank.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017
A reference to a male who engages in giving anal sex to a lucky recipient.
Also may refer to the penis itself as it plunges deep in the anal mud.
Also may refer to the penis itself as it plunges deep in the anal mud.
Roger is a real mud plunger. He’s always looking for anal sex.
I drilled her down in the booty with my mud plunger.
I drilled her down in the booty with my mud plunger.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2018
The pug faced look your girl has after she comes up for air after eating your ass and well....things aren’t as tidy and clean down there as she might have hoped before embarking upon her venture.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
A very wet pussy. Primed and ready.
Oh yea baby my dew hole is ready. Gimme the D.
I slipped finger in her dew hole and could tell she was ready for some D.
I hit her dew hole from behind and slid right in.
I slipped finger in her dew hole and could tell she was ready for some D.
I hit her dew hole from behind and slid right in.
by Eaton Holgoode February 07, 2018
The state of male penile flaccidness and temporary inability to get a stiffy due to excessive abuse and consumption of micro brewed beers.
I picked her up at Hopps Brewhouse and had her in my bed naked ready to ride me cowgirl but I got the micro-droop and she ended up sucking Mr. Softy.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019
The tender, swollen condition of the anal sphincter or the vagina after a punishing round of sexual intercourse. May also be a result of a brutal case of liquid fire diarrhea.
I can’t hardly sit today. That punishing anal session this morning has left me with raw hole.
I can’t eat at the house of curry anymore. The raw hole is too much to handle. My oring is tender the next day after the fire shits.
I can’t eat at the house of curry anymore. The raw hole is too much to handle. My oring is tender the next day after the fire shits.
by Eaton Holgoode May 26, 2018