Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Puff Pastry

A post intercourse swollen puffy pussy.

I hit Rachel’s pussy up good last night. That’s was some beautiful puff pastry when I was done.

I love going down on her fresh puff pastry and making her squirm.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Can the Corn

To have anal sex. To pillage one’s corn chute with the penis or a sexual device.

Rachel was begging me to can the corn so I went to pound town on dat ass.

I hooked up with a guy last night and well.......he decided to can the corn.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Dry Buffing

Dry Buffing is a method of male masturbation that employs the use of a Dremel tool with a soft buffing attachment, polishing pad or brush. The goal of Dry Buffing is to stimulate the the male member with the Dremel tool and spinning the buffing pad for stimulation until the individual reaches an orgasmic state. The individual finishes off by ejaculating and letting the semen run down the shaft leaving the cock in a shiny, glossy state.

Steven purchased a new Dremel tool set at the local Home Depot. Although he purchased the set to peform some minor home repairs, he found himself in the garage using his new found hardware to do a little Dry Buffing. Steven got himself off several times before proceeding with the actual repairs inside the house.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2014

Dangly Pintos

A saggy set of male testicles.

I drug my dangly Pintos across her forehead.

She was chokin on my dangly Pintos.

I need to wash my dangly pintos after that workout.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Whore's Scent

The smell of sex that lingers in the air, on your mustache, on your fingers and on your stink dink after having an affair with a lover or an interlude with a dirty prostitute. Whore's Scent is known to linger for days and is, other than stupidity, what will get a cheating lover caught. A woman can smell Whore's Scent a mile away.

As soon as Joe walked in the door after work, his wife Carla could smell the Whore's Scent. After confronting Joe, he finally had to fess up that he had stopped through the hood on the way home and picked up a streetwalking crack whore for a quick fisting.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

Lister Stick

To receive a sloppy blow job from a prostitue that has been freshening up her mouth with Listerene in between tricks. Lister Sticking leaves your flaccid knob minty fresh upon nutting up that dirty whore.

Dan picked up a prostitute after work. He realized she must have been a busy girl because after she slobbed his knob she left him with a Lister Stick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Grain Finger

A finger that is knobby, large knuckled and extremely rough from dry skin and callouses. Generally an old man's hands have one or more Grain Fingers.

Roger refused to continue to allow his older male neighbor finger his bum and perform a prostate milking when he paid the old man for head. The old man's dry, calloused fingers were becoming too rough and painful. The old man's Grain Finger was starting to feel like a someone shoving a granola bar up his ass.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015