Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Rachel and I went for a skinny dip in the hotel pool and I ended up getting a water bob.
I was relaxing in the hot tub at my grandma’s neighborhood clubhouse when an old lady joined me and gave me a toothless water bob.
I was relaxing in the hot tub at my grandma’s neighborhood clubhouse when an old lady joined me and gave me a toothless water bob.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Get the Water Bobmug. The asshole. The anal sphincter.
C’mon baby let me put it in your dook cutter tonight.
My dook cutter is still drinking after that bout of diarrhea.
My dook cutter is still drinking after that bout of diarrhea.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
Get the Dook Cuttermug. When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.
I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
Get the Pole Beansmug. The expectation of one's date, male or female, to receive an additional gift of monetary value for providing sexual favors during or after a date. A Service Charge occurs when money has already expended over the course of a date. For example, after an individual pays for an expensive dinner, concert tickets, or other dating event and his or her date expects an additional gift of monetary value after putting out during or after the date. For example, the expectation flowers, jewelry or other gift be provided the next day for his or her sexual performance.
Shanttai: Hey girlfriend! How was your date with Jerome last night?
Lisa: Oh it was great. He took me to dinner at Morton's and then the Bruno Mars concert!
Shanttai: Oh that sounds expensive!
Lisa: That was just the first part. I tagged his ass for a Service Charge.
Shanttai: So you put out too?
Lisa: Oh yea! He owe's big. I can barely walk today.
Lisa: Oh it was great. He took me to dinner at Morton's and then the Bruno Mars concert!
Shanttai: Oh that sounds expensive!
Lisa: That was just the first part. I tagged his ass for a Service Charge.
Shanttai: So you put out too?
Lisa: Oh yea! He owe's big. I can barely walk today.
by Eaton Holgoode February 11, 2014
Get the Service Chargemug. The anus, aka asshole, bung, bunghole, poop shoot, fart box, turd chute, turd cutter, rectum, rusty sheriff’s badge, brown round, red eye, brown eye, rose bud.
I’ll be right back. Gotta clear the gravy drain.
Gravy drain is backed up today.
Somone was in the stall just pouring out their gravy drain.
I like to finger my gravy drain.
My girl tickles my prostate through my gravy drain.
I had anal last night. The gravy drain is sore today.
Gravy drain is backed up today.
Somone was in the stall just pouring out their gravy drain.
I like to finger my gravy drain.
My girl tickles my prostate through my gravy drain.
I had anal last night. The gravy drain is sore today.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
Get the Gravy Drainmug. An individual that is well versed in all things anal. Has a complete knowledge of the workings of the bunghole for bodily and sexual functions.
Sonja made sure that her new boyfriend was not only well hung but also possessed the requisite analitical knowledge that she would require from him to exploit her cravings to have her mud tunnel penetrated on a regular basis.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
Get the Analitical Knowledgemug. The Sochi Stink is the ripe, pungent emission of foul, human body odor of athletes and visitors at the Sochi Olympic Games. The Sochi Stink is developed over the course of up to 17 days (the length of the Olympic Games) and directly from the refusal to take a shower or bath in the hotels in the Russian city of Sochi during the 2014 Winter Olympic games due to the Russian Government's deployment of hidden cameras to monitor and watch activities in hotel showers.
Deployment of the Russian shower cameras at the 2014 Sochi Olympics was inadvertently disclosed when Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Kozak was asked about conditions in hotels and the lack of water, the subjects of ongoing media criticism.
Deployment of the Russian shower cameras at the 2014 Sochi Olympics was inadvertently disclosed when Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Kozak was asked about conditions in hotels and the lack of water, the subjects of ongoing media criticism.
US Team Coach: Already everybody, great practice today. Let's hit the showers.
US Team Captain: F*** that! The Russians are watching the hotel showers on camera!
US Team Coach: Really? What are we going to do about bathing after practice and the competitions?
Us Team Captain: Nothing. We will just have to live with the Sochi Stink till we get stateside after the games.
US Teach Coach: Should be a ripe flight home!
US Team Captain: F*** that! The Russians are watching the hotel showers on camera!
US Team Coach: Really? What are we going to do about bathing after practice and the competitions?
Us Team Captain: Nothing. We will just have to live with the Sochi Stink till we get stateside after the games.
US Teach Coach: Should be a ripe flight home!
by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2014
Get the Sochi Stinkmug.