When a girl must play and listen to music while masturbating with a dildo or vibrator. Usually to muffle the sounds of her agonizing pleasure but may simply be for her love of music.
Can’t wait to get home today and enjoy a little dilharmonic.
What is up with your sister? Always playing that music in the wee hours of the morning. She is enjoying the dilharmonic.
What is up with your sister? Always playing that music in the wee hours of the morning. She is enjoying the dilharmonic.
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2017
I’ve been on the shitter most of the morning. I got bung burn.
This bung burn has my ass like steak tartare. That ring is tender.
This bung burn has my ass like steak tartare. That ring is tender.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2018
Rachel had the bob neck so bad from the weekend I had to pay for her to get a massage.
I don’t mind spending the weekend at my cousins house but when my uncle comes around I end up with bob neck.
I don’t mind spending the weekend at my cousins house but when my uncle comes around I end up with bob neck.
by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018
A colloquial expression used to describe a situation or condition, for a male or female, that creates extreme excitement, creates a state of extreme euphoria or is extremely stimulating. Excitement, euphoria and stimulation may be visual, emotional, physical and/or sexual.
Example 1: Carla was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night when Carla saw the line up of artist at upcoming EDM festival. She couldn't wait to get her tickets.
Example 2: Roger was summoned to his bosses office at 4:30 p.m. on Friday. Fearing the worst, he presumed he was getting fired. However, he left the office Wetter than a School Girl on Prom Night after being told he was getting a raise and a promotion.
Example 3: After several hours of sexting and sexual banter during the course of their date, Frank and managed to get Rhonda so hot and so turned on that she was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night. Ronda was peeling her panties off in the car as they were pulling back into the driveway.
Example 2: Roger was summoned to his bosses office at 4:30 p.m. on Friday. Fearing the worst, he presumed he was getting fired. However, he left the office Wetter than a School Girl on Prom Night after being told he was getting a raise and a promotion.
Example 3: After several hours of sexting and sexual banter during the course of their date, Frank and managed to get Rhonda so hot and so turned on that she was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night. Ronda was peeling her panties off in the car as they were pulling back into the driveway.
by Eaton Holgoode September 19, 2015
Fecal remnant that are smeared and adhered to a females pubes and vaginal region after wiping her ass incorrectly from back to front.
I was going down on Rachel last night and had to stop due to all the muff truffles and made her take a shower. She's nasty.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode March 02, 2017