A ripe and pungent cheese harvested from the glans and ballsack area of a hot, fat, sweaty and morbidly obese male. Considered a delecacy by some.
Carl gave himself a quick scratch and harvested up one of the ripest servings of nutsack cheese ever grown under two of his fingernails.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017
That little but of wet shit that sneaks out the ass crack when one is attemptly to briskly waddle to the shitter to let loose as assplosion.
I couldn’t stop the waddle drops. Not enough pinch to hold back the juice. Had to throw my unders in the trash.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018
1. A back arching, hip lifting, mutual orgasm of two females scissoring. The point of climax is so intense that the contractions lift and raise each of the partners vaginas, locked in scissor, several inches up and off the bed or floor as they explode in ecstasy from this highly erotic, sexual act.
2. A construction or maintenance work platform. A type of platform that is motorized and moves up and down vertically using folding supports in a criss-cross or X pattern.
2. A construction or maintenance work platform. A type of platform that is motorized and moves up and down vertically using folding supports in a criss-cross or X pattern.
1. Fran and Sandy came home from the bar and quickly removed each other's clothes and engaged in some hot, wet scissor action. After rubbing each other to sloppy wet fervor, they screamed and both arched up off the bed in a climactic Scissor Lift.
2. Carl used a Scissor Lift to reach the burned out light bulbs located on the balcony of the second floor.
2. Carl used a Scissor Lift to reach the burned out light bulbs located on the balcony of the second floor.
by Eaton Holgoode August 20, 2015
To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.
Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015
Purposely eating one or more servings of corn to time and count your digestive process. The countdown from consumption to evacuation and spotting said corn in one’s shit.
I’ve been having some bowel issues lately. My doctor recommended a corn countdown before ordering any tests.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2018
I need more fiber. I just left the shitter where I dropped a rock.
I’ll be back. Gotta run drop a rock.
My arse is sore AF! I dropped a rock.
I’ll be back. Gotta run drop a rock.
My arse is sore AF! I dropped a rock.
by Eaton Holgoode November 03, 2018