Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Chap Fap

Using a tube of Chapstick to slather and lube up your penis for a good old fashioned fap and wank.

Carl needed to rub one out but found his jar of bacon grease empty. So he grabbed a tube of chapstick and buttered up his cock and balls and nutted to a Chap Fap.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Sis Wet Experience

Just when you are about to bust a nut up in your girl, you ask her if her sister gets as wet as she does and hold on for the bucking final ride.

May also be used in the case of one’s sister-in-law as well. The outcome is usually the same.

What was all that screaming from your room last night braahhh? Wild sex? Had a sis wet experience braaaahhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2017

Steam Drop

When you sneak into the bathroom and take a wicked foul shit while a friend, housemate or family member is taking a hot, steamy shower. Upon dropping the aromatic deuce, do not flush and leave. The aromatic vapors will begin to permeate the shower steam rendering the showerer unable to escape the vile and putrid stench.

Roger returned to the dorm after class and found his dorm mate showering. Knowing he had pinned up quite the rancid beer shit from the party the night before, Roger did a steam drop. Within a few minutes, Roger could her cursing and violent retching from the restroom.

by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015

Mustard Drops

The initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the anal sphincter and allowing full, explosive release.

Carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a massive assplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a few mustard drops.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015

Peach Brillo

A perfect vagina aka peach with a small, but bushy, tuft of hair above the clitoral area. Somewhat coarse and Brillo like.

I ate Stephanie’s juicy little peach last night and my nose was buried deep in her fragrant peach brillo.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Nug Job

The vigorous tugging and pulling of a male’s nuts and nut sack during a sloppy wet blow job.

Braaaaahhh pick up that ginger prostitute. Not only will she slob your knob for $5 but she’ll nug job you as well.

Candy gave me a nug job last night. My damn nuts hurt today broooohhh.

Your mom gives the best nug jobs.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017

Pink Nub

A short, fat, flaccid penis.

Roger turned on some porn and worked his pink nub into a full on chub for a quick wank.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015