A morbidly obese, 60+ year old male that is hairy, has homosexual tendencies and lounges around all day watching pay per view porn and trolling Internet for sex chats. Usually wanks himself 4-6 times per day before passing out from excessive alcohol intake.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2016
An individual, male or female, who has an extremely hairy ass. So hairy that it's like a thick beard from the pubic region, through the taint and up to the top of the ass crack.
How was your hook up last night with the chick you met on Tinder? She was hot broooohhh till I got them panties off and found a bear's ass. Nasty braaaahh. Did you hit it? Hell yea. She's a little matted and knotted up today.
by Eaton Holgoode March 07, 2017
I just frigged myself to three orgasms. I got one fried bean.
Rachel passed out last night after I rubbed her to orgasm. Yea I gave her one fried bean.
That three way last night left Cindy with a fried bean and one sore pussy.
Rachel passed out last night after I rubbed her to orgasm. Yea I gave her one fried bean.
That three way last night left Cindy with a fried bean and one sore pussy.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2018
When a female fingers herself then places said wet and moistened fingers on her lover's lips and nose to entice their lover to do a little fishing in the tuna boat aka cunnilingus or oral sex.
Carl was not responding to Sharon's bumps and grinds so she fingered herself good and did a little stank baiting. Carl couldn't resist her fragrance and immediately buried his face in her wet snatch.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
I gave Rachel an old fashioned Boston Bottom last night.
We pulled a train on Pati last night. She passed out with a Boston Bottom.
We pulled a train on Pati last night. She passed out with a Boston Bottom.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
The creamy amalgam of semen and feces compounded together during anal sex. Known to ooze from the rectum and coat the man shaft upon withdrawal.
Rachel was dripping the colonnaise last night.
I had a thin patina of colonnaise on my cock after drilling that whore in the ass.
I won’t do anal. I don’t like colonnaise.
I had a thin patina of colonnaise on my cock after drilling that whore in the ass.
I won’t do anal. I don’t like colonnaise.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
An extremely painful blow job and ball sucking created when he giver teethes the male genitals and ball sack. A Walrus Job is typically experienced when oral is provided by an inexperienced lover or simply from sloppy head giving by someone with sharp teeth or a snaggle toothed mouth.
Carl: Hey Joe! How was your date with the new waitress last night? She's really hot.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.
by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015