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Mole Farmer

A male individual that enjoys unprotected anal sex with a dirty partner and does not mind when their hook up ends up mole farming him.
Carl never complains about a dirty sex partner. He's nasty and is a real mole farmer.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016
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Snot Dob

The last drop of male ejaculate that dribbles out the tip of the penis post clean up.

Failure to wait for the Snot Dob to make its appearance usually results in one's boxers or briefs cementing the material to the tip of the penis like superglue.

Must be yanked off like a bandaid.
During his morning piss, Frank realized he didn't clean up is snot dob after sex the night before when he pulled down his boxers and painfully yanked his cemented cock tip from the fold of his fly.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017
mugGet the Snot Dobmug.

Slobber Jobbed

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.
Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
mugGet the Slobber Jobbedmug.

Dribblins

Busting a fat nut in your girl, in your orifice of choice, leaving her randomly leaking your love sauce the rest of the day.
Terri was squirming in her office chair all morning because her wake up booty call left her with the dribblins.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
mugGet the Dribblinsmug.

Hulk Handy

To receive a vigorous hand job from a male or female with extremely large, fat, hulk like, hands. In the case of a hulk handy, the hand doing the stroking is so large and so fat even the most endowed cock may appear small.
Roger joined weight watcher s not to loose weight, but to troll for large, fat handed women to give him an occasional hulk handy.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
mugGet the Hulk Handymug.

Meat Points

Really hard, protruding nipples. Generally of the female variety but can apply to a male with stiffers as well.
The conference room was so cold today that every female in the room had meat points.

This cold weather gives me meat points.

She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.
by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018
mugGet the Meat Pointsmug.

Essential Oils

The collection of lubricants and warming sex gels in the nightstand.
Ohhhhh baby you so tight. Let me get some essential oils from the nightstand.

I lubed her ass with some essential oils and went ballz deep.
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
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