A woman that appears to just be DTF and out for a hook up but has undisclosed alterior motives such as getting pregnant, forcing a relationship or some form of black mail or extortion.
Dan thought he was hooking up with a choice piece of ass that was just DTF. Unfortunately, he got himself into a snake trap. The bitch lied about birth control and he laid seed and got her pregnant. Nows she's after his ass for cash. Poor fucker. All that for a wet noodle.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015
A sheet, towel, washcloth, shirt, napkin or other material laid upon the bed, counter, couch, chair, table or floor for the specific purpose of catching the load, jizz, cum from the ejaculation of a masturbating male. Drop cloths allow for quick, easy clean up.
Coined from the painting and coating trade whereby a drop cloth is used to catch drips, drops and over spray of liquid paint and coatings.
Coined from the painting and coating trade whereby a drop cloth is used to catch drips, drops and over spray of liquid paint and coatings.
Stan surfed internet porn all morning during his conference call and found himself with an engorged chub. To get relief, he closed his office door and jerked off onto the drop cloth he laid on his desk. All pleasure and no mess.
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2014
Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.
My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.
The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.
My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.
The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.
by Eaton Holgoode December 01, 2017
I walked in my roommates room
and saw her piddle puddle.
I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.
and saw her piddle puddle.
I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
An old woman's saggy old beef curtains. The excess labia meat requires they be folded delicately into the gusset of the panties.
Sara to Tonya: OMG!! I was just in the locker room changing and this old lady came out of the shower. You should have seen Grandma's Drapes. They were practically dragging behind.
Granny had some serious Flaps.
Granny had some serious Flaps.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
That party last night was awesome. It was a bunghole rodeo. I banged three chicks in a row.
My ass is a bit sore today. I don’t remember much after passing out. But pretty sure that I was a participant in a bunghole rodeo.
My ass is a bit sore today. I don’t remember much after passing out. But pretty sure that I was a participant in a bunghole rodeo.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018
Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015