When the bed sheets are to short to perform an original Dutch Oven, the Dutch Fluff n’ Fan is the perfect alternative.
Performed by releasing the most vile of flatulence under the covers. Then, grabing the edge of the sheet and bed spread, rapidly fan the covers up and down while fluffing the rancid air beneath forward.
Hold your breath and surprise your partner.
Performed by releasing the most vile of flatulence under the covers. Then, grabing the edge of the sheet and bed spread, rapidly fan the covers up and down while fluffing the rancid air beneath forward.
Hold your breath and surprise your partner.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2018
Rachel had to sit on a donut pad for a few days after I have her the hamburger ring.
The old lady sent me to Walgreens for some preparation H last night. Apparently I gave her hamburger ring.
The old lady sent me to Walgreens for some preparation H last night. Apparently I gave her hamburger ring.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
A discreet seaman's term used to convey that male on male anal sex activity is transpiring between two or more sailors on the same ship.
Captain: Yeoman, where is the first mate? He's been gone for an hour. And where are those new young cadets?
Yeoman: Captain, The Admiral's Between Decks.
Captain: Aye! Plundering again.
Yeoman: Captain, The Admiral's Between Decks.
Captain: Aye! Plundering again.
by Eaton Holgoode March 04, 2014
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
To receive a sloppy blow job from a prostitue that has been freshening up her mouth with Listerene in between tricks. Lister Sticking leaves your flaccid knob minty fresh upon nutting up that dirty whore.
Dan picked up a prostitute after work. He realized she must have been a busy girl because after she slobbed his knob she left him with a Lister Stick.
by Eaton Holgoode October 06, 2015
We were pounding down on the back seat when a cop walked up.
I was pounding down on her booty when her dad walked in on us.
She likes pounding down on the shower so our water bill is always high.
I was pounding down on her booty when her dad walked in on us.
She likes pounding down on the shower so our water bill is always high.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Using freeze dried, instant coffee for a coffee enema.
Usually happens when the slut you bring home tells you she’s into coffee enemas but you are out of fresh brew so you improvise using the jar of Sanka instant coffee that’s been in your cabinet for five years.
Usually happens when the slut you bring home tells you she’s into coffee enemas but you are out of fresh brew so you improvise using the jar of Sanka instant coffee that’s been in your cabinet for five years.
I was pumping that slut’s ass full of coffee with the enema bag but she said it wasn’t quite like she usually feels. She asked if I was using Starbucks but I admitted to giving her the dirty Sanka.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2018