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A sexual maneuver used to enhance the doggy style position whereby, without notice during vigorous pussy stoking action, the male licks his thumb and inserts it two knuckles deep into the girl's anus. May induce intense bucking and loud shrills which merely enhance the experience.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
Get the Thumber mug.To provide oral servicing to the vagina or the anus otherwise known as cunnilingus and analingus. Tongue Rides can be provided by male or female and are very wet and satisfying for both the giver and receiver.
Rob's girlfriend Mary couldn't wait to get home after a long day at work. She was wet, moist and ready for Rob to give her the Tongue Ride she had been thinking about all day.
by Eaton Holgoode March 31, 2014
Get the Tongue Ride mug.When one's grundle becomes sweaty and takes on a vinegar and oniony type smell. Not easily masked and very noticeable even though clothing. Transfers easily to the fingers and under the nail when itchy and scratched.
Is someone here eating pickled onions? That's very pungent.
Sorry no. It's my grunion patch. I have been working in the yard and sweating all day. Here, is this what you smell ( scratches grundle and then puts finger under nose).
Good goards man that's f***ing ripe. Go shower now and scrub that hand.
Sorry no. It's my grunion patch. I have been working in the yard and sweating all day. Here, is this what you smell ( scratches grundle and then puts finger under nose).
Good goards man that's f***ing ripe. Go shower now and scrub that hand.
by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016
Get the Grunion Patch mug.She was so horny her pink knuckle was all swole up.
I was stroking Rachel’s pink knuckle last night. She was squirming and squirting.
I was stroking Rachel’s pink knuckle last night. She was squirming and squirting.
by Eaton Holgoode October 9, 2018
Get the Pink Knuckle mug.During sexual activity and generally during foreplay, the slow but tedious movement of the mouth and hands towards the female breasts for exploration and stimulation.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
Get the Breastward mug.The vaginal wetness and moisture that does not appear to be present until an object, finger, penis or other body part is stuck inside the vagina. After which, like a tap for tree sap, allows the wetness to flow out freely thus creating Vag Sap.
Hey dude. I hear your girlfriend has a dry snatch. No way braaa. It may seem that way but once you get a finger in there, nothing but pure Vag Sap. Sweet!
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
Get the Vag Sap mug.Smacking your girl in the face repeatedly with your stiff, rigid penis. Typically performed for her pleasure prior to oral sex.
I gave Rachel the blue vein beatdown last night before she sucked me off.
As soon as my dad left for work, I gave my step mom a blue vein beatdown.
As soon as my dad left for work, I gave my step mom a blue vein beatdown.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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