Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Mustard Drops 

The initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the anal sphincter and allowing full, explosive release.

Carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a massive assplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a few mustard drops.

Mustard Drops by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015

Spewtum 

The amalgam of semen, otherwise known as spew, and retcum juice, otherwise known as booty juice, created from highly pleasurable and orgasmic anal sex.

Roger drilled his girlfriend's ass and post orgasm, enjoyed watching the outward flow of spewtum.

Spewtum by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015

Pink Ribbon Breakfast

Eating out a girl in the morning as she wakes up while she is menstruating and sporting a tampon. The pink ribbon is formed from the overnight flow that has seeped into the external tampon string turning it to a delightful, light shade of pink.

Carl woke up his girl with a little hot oral action and didn't mind that she was ragging and her heavy flow made it a Pink Ribbon Breakfast.

Pink Ribbon Breakfast by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2015

Penetranus 

Penetration of the anus. Sexual penetration of the anus with the penis, finger(s), fist, foot or sex device.

Roger's girlfriend was lubed and spread on the bed when he got home. It was obvious to him that she was quite ready for a little penetranus.

Penetranus by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2015

Snot Wad 

Typically, a felatio induced hot load of male nut custard that is ejaculated all over the giver's nose and nostril area. The end result is this gooey semen resembles a thick, draining wad of snot from the nasal passages.

Sandy was giving Robert head in the back bedroom at the party. He blew a huge Snot Wad and she ran from the room looking for a tissue.

Snot Wad by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015

Mangy Muff 

An old, hairy vagina marked by well worn usage and sporadic bald spotting of the pubic hair.

Little Donny happen to spot his naked grandmother coming out of the shower. Her mangy muff startled him and scarred him for several months. Every time he went to wank one out it was all he could envision.

Mangy Muff by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015

Beef Rub 

When two, large, heavier set, lesbians engage in a hot, sweaty orgasmic scissor session.

Dude what the hell is that noise in the apartment upstairs? Sounds like two mating Bulls.

It's just my lesbian neighbors doing a beef rub. They will be done in about five minutes. I know the routine.

Beef Rub by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015