Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Steamed Buns 

Ass checks that have been spanked and paddled to a slightly swollen, pink or reddened state. Usually from BDSM play and other dominance and submissive play.

Roger gave Tonya spanking with a ping pong paddle and she left the room with a lovely set of steamed buns.

Steamed Buns by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015

Drip Stain 

A small spot of dried semen or vaginal juice. Usually found on the bed sheets.

Kyle knew it was time to wash his bed linens when there were multiple drip stains.

Drip Stain by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015

Drip Bag 

A male who no longer produces copious amounts of semen from his man sack and ejaculates only a small or drippy amount of cum during an orgasm.

Sherry loves a heavy cummer so one can imagine her disappointment when she found out her new boyfriend is a drip bag.

Drip Bag by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015

Gross Dickage

The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.

Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?

Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.

Thanks broooohhh!

Gross Dickage by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015

Moist Dream 

When a female wakes up super horny and super wet from nocturnal sex dreams. Usually requires immediate self gratification or initiating sex with their lover.

I don't know what got into Rachel last night. She had one hell of a moist dream. She woke me up by sitting on my face and riding me like a pony.

Moist Dream by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

Grandpa's War Goggles 

An elderly males saggy, dangly scrotal sack and testicles.

Granny always enjoyed polishing Grandpa's War Goggles.

Grandpa's War Goggles by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

Grape Juggling 

Oral copulation of the male testicles and scrotum. Intermittent use of the hands for added juggling of the ball sack is permissible.

Roger couldn't wait to get home from work to let his wife so a little Grape Juggling.

Grape Juggling by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015