“Material” used to enhance the enjoyment of rubbing one out. May be old fashioned porn mags, online porn, pics/images or just a good old filthy, vivid imagination aka spank bank.
I racked up an online porn Bill this month. I need to cut back on the costly rubterial and just scroll though instagram.
I used photos of the milf next door for rubterial.
I used photos of the milf next door for rubterial.
by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2018
When the girl you are out with won’t give up the pussy for sex but realizes that she has given you a horrendous case of blue balls and agrees to give you relief with a merciful hand job milking you free of that aching nut.
A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.
A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2018
Rancid bad breath. An orally residing demonic entity rooted in halitosis. A condition whereby your stank ass mouth and your vile ripe ass smell the same.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
When you spend the night at your cousin’s and wake up in the night to your and aunt giving you a vigorous hand job.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Rachel took her bra off and wow!!! What a set of beef nubs. I had to suckle.
I sucked her beef nubs last night.
I sucked her beef nubs last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018
A euphemistic reference to taking a massive dump. Typically the corn filled variety. But eloquently expresses any act of defecation.
Well I hope everyone enjoyed that Thanksgiving meal. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to work on my corn art. I've got a masterpiece on the way.
by Eaton Holgoode September 09, 2016
by Eaton Holgoode April 06, 2017