When a horny, slut takes on as many dicks in one day (or night) as she can. Whether it be one on one encounters or gang banging, all count towards her Dick-a-thon.
Rachel took on 26 cocks on Saturday. She’s a true gold medalist in her Dick-a-thon.
I had to go stay with a friend this weekend. I couldn’t get any sleep. My mom was having Dick-a-thon.
I had to go stay with a friend this weekend. I couldn’t get any sleep. My mom was having Dick-a-thon.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017
When the bung hole just burns with fire. The O Ring is tender to the touch. Typically from liquid fire shits or a brutally rough round of anal sex.
Harvey had to run to the drug store for a little salve to sooth the devil’s ring.
That prostite has to have a devil’s ring today after pounded her ass last night.
That prostite has to have a devil’s ring today after pounded her ass last night.
by Eaton Holgoode October 29, 2017
When one drops a nasty, sticky defection with fecal viscosity that has the consistency of roofing tar. Tar Wipes require multiple wipes and an inordinate amount of toilet paper to clean up.
Frank: Wow Brahhhhh! You were in the crapper a long time. What gives?
Carl: I shouldn't have went to that all you can eat Indian Curry Buffet last night. My bung hole is burning and I got the damn Tar Wipes. Clean the stall out of both rolls of toilet paper and I still feel a little wet and greasy down there like I need a quick rewipe.
Carl: I shouldn't have went to that all you can eat Indian Curry Buffet last night. My bung hole is burning and I got the damn Tar Wipes. Clean the stall out of both rolls of toilet paper and I still feel a little wet and greasy down there like I need a quick rewipe.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2015
All that dirty talks got me sporting a king chub right now.
She wrapped her silky lips around the old king chub last night and took care of business.
She wrapped her silky lips around the old king chub last night and took care of business.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
When you turn your dick a vibrant shade of orange from sitting around all day watching porn, jacking off and eating bags of Cheetos.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
A colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.
I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.
I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.
Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.
Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.
Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.
Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2015