Sandwich Bag

The excruciatingly painful occurrence when a male, with a saggy, heavy hanging, scrotum inadvertently gets the ball sack tucked under the taint and buttocks and sits on the testicles and sandwiches them between the body and the seat surface.

One can easily recognize when a male is experiencing a Sandwich Bag by way of facial expression. It is, without question, the most breath removing, eye squinting, mouth scowling look a male face can show. Most often accompanied with the use of whimper induced cursing.
Carl finally resorted to having to wear tighty whities instead of going commando. His heavy hanging ball sack and low dangling testicles made him prone to having a Sandwich Bag every time he sat down.
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2015
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Tube Flicker

A female that masturbates on camera. Usually as a secondary source of income to support a drug habit.
Rachel is a tube flicker when she gets home from her job at Walmart.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
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Borehole

References an individual possessing an extremely loose and gaping bung hole. Able to be fisted to the elbow with one push and little or no lube. Comes from years of vigorous anal sexcapades.
I hear Carla is into fisting. Is that true?

Yea braaaaahh. It's true but she likes it so much she's a borehole now. So don't expect a snug plug.
by Eaton Holgoode March 02, 2017
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Bottle Nosing

Stimulating your partner’s anus using only your nose. Known to he highly stimulating for the receiver and very aromatic for the giver.
I buried my nose deep in her ass crack and started bottle nosing. Her fragrance was intoxicating.

Rachel loves it when I start bottle nosing her balloon knot.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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Free Range Chicken Skinning

A male that intentionally, indiscriminately and freely walks around in public and private with his chicken skin ball sack hanging out of his fly or hanging out from under his shorts.
Paul looks forward to his lunch break every day. He enjoys leaving the office and walking to the restaurants on Main Street doing a little Free Range Chicken Skinning.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
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Box Drain

When the heavy nut you dropped in your girl before work, leaks out her pussy all day.
Rachel texted me saying her panties are soaked from her box drain today.

I’m box draining. That was one thick nut this morning.
by Eaton Holgoode June 01, 2018
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Bung Mustard

Firey, bung burning, explosive diarrhea. Like liquid acid pouring from your back door. Leaves the oring stinging for some period of time.
Oh man the bung mustard is really bad. I may have food poisoning. My ass is on fire!!!
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
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