Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Handy Balls

When your partner gives you a tug Job by first reaching under the scrotum, scooping the ball sack between the thumb and index finger, then reaching upward and grasping the cock in the same manner. Both the cock and balls are rhythmically jerked up and down at the same time to orgasm. A soft, saggy scrotum works best.

Rachel gave me handy balls last night. My nuts are sore.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2018

Skin Dinner

Eating out that pussy real good.

She invited me over for a skin dinner and I graciously obliged.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Juice Pit

The fuck hole of a prostitute, a meth whore or just an all around slut.

Tina is a juice pit. Better wear a sheath.

That prostitute had the worst smelling juice pit.

My juice pit needs service.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Chicken Tippin’

Repeatedly inserting and removing the tip of the penis in and out of the anal orifice. Penetration is ever made beyond the bellend.

May also be performed with a sex toy but it’s just not the same.

I was chicken tippin’ Rachel last night. She’s got a hungry little winker.

My oring is very tender today. Hemorrhoids? No. Was chicken tippin’ last night with a guy I picked up.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Boppin’ Up

Giving head. Sucking the D.

Rachel was boppin’ up on me last night like a fat kid eatin’ cake. Made be bust a heavy nut all down that neck.

by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2018

Droppin’ Beef

Taking a big old shit. A fat, ripe turd.

The mall shitter always stinks. Someone’s always funking up the place droppin’ beef.

The dude in the stall was clearly straining while he was droppin’ beef.

I sat down thinking I was droppin’ beef but all I dropped was a shit cork and it just poured out like lava.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Terddler

A toddler that acts and behaves like a real terd.

Your son is a real terddler. He won’t sit still and he smeared his feces on my new wallpaper earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019