Eaton Holgoode's definitions
To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.
Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015
Get the Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrettemug. Rachel opened her mouth and I feed her my nutsworth.
I left that bish in bed leaking out my nutsworth.
I left that bish in bed leaking out my nutsworth.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018
Get the Nutsworthmug. An engorged, swollen, reddish colored (borderline on purple) penis. Typically a penis that is being constructed for rigidness by use of a cock ring or constrictor band.
One may also have a red dogger from popping viagra and jacking off to porn for several hours.
One may also have a red dogger from popping viagra and jacking off to porn for several hours.
I got a red dogger going on trying to punch his way out of these pants.
I jerked off for three hours yesterday. My sack was dry and left me with a red dogger.
Rachel loves it when I put on my cock harness. My red dogger gets so rigid it could bust a vein.
I jerked off for three hours yesterday. My sack was dry and left me with a red dogger.
Rachel loves it when I put on my cock harness. My red dogger gets so rigid it could bust a vein.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Get the Red Doggermug. A rectal condition that forms from the abuse and overuse of the sphincter, a.k.a., the rosebud. The condition most commonly occurs from frequent acts such as fisting, anal sex, etc. Over time, the rectum becomes worn and the sphincter shows outward signs of wear and tear including, but not limited to, wilting, sagging and loss of elasticity. In extreme cases, Rose Wilt can result in anal leakage.
After years of aggressive anal play which included Howard's propensity for frequent anal fisting, he found himself suffering from a severe case of Rose Wilt and was required to wear adult diapers to avoid the mess of periodic anal leakage.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2014
Get the Rose Wiltmug. by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017
Get the Stiff Bishopmug. A bowel movement that comes on so fast, so strong, with lightning precision that it forces an immediate surrender and release.
I ate two dozen wings and by half time, it was shatzkrieg. That toilet was wrecked. Couldn’t get there quick enough to get relief.
by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018
Get the Shatzkriegmug. Remanants of fecal matter. Often found clinging around the bum hole or knotted up in ass hair. See clingons. Dirt Clots may also form around the head of the penis when having anal sex with a dirty partner.
I got mud butt today. I can feel the dirt clots down there. Need a re-wipe.
Roger had sex with a prostitute. Her ass was full of dirt clots.
I suggest your girl does an enema before anal braaaaahhh. Otherwise, expect dirt clots.
Roger had sex with a prostitute. Her ass was full of dirt clots.
I suggest your girl does an enema before anal braaaaahhh. Otherwise, expect dirt clots.
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
Get the Dirt Clotsmug.