Vaginal or Anal sexual penetration that is performed by a large, lengthy, girthy cock or dildo leaving one's orifices gaping and wide open until they eventually snap back shut.
Roger is extremely endowed and he core drilled Tonya's tight little ass and left her winker sore and raw.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2018
The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.
Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
A discreet, slang reference to the performance of anal sex and other acts of anal play by members of the clergy.
While in its traditional meaning, Bishop Darlington is simply a type of budding rose bush. It is generally a large, upright shrub with full-sized, semi-double flowers of white.
In slang terminology, visting Bishop Darlington means one is engaged in or going to be engaged in some form of anal sex play.
While in its traditional meaning, Bishop Darlington is simply a type of budding rose bush. It is generally a large, upright shrub with full-sized, semi-double flowers of white.
In slang terminology, visting Bishop Darlington means one is engaged in or going to be engaged in some form of anal sex play.
Father Tony announced that he would not have his traditional office hours this week due to the fact that he would be out for the start of the boys summer camp and would be visting Bishop Darlington over the course of several days.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2014
A Stuffed Cucumber Salad is initiated between two consenting lovers and begins with a traditional anal Stuffed Cucumber. The cucumber is fully inserted into the rectum and is retained. Post retainage, the partner with the cucumber squats over the face of the other and begins a graceful, gentle expulsion. The cucumber may be fully released or it may be drawn in and out of the ass with flexion and contraction of the sphincter creating a fascinating display for the viewing partner. All is finalized by a final squeeze and drop of the cucumber on the viewer's chest. Depending upon the state of the dropper's bowels, the cucumber may stick to or roll off the chest.
Sonja gave herself an anal Stuffed Cucumber then squatted over Carl's face. She gave him the best Stuffed Cucumber Salad he had ever experienced. Her deftness at sphincter control had it moving in and out and looked like a Whack-A-Mole game.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015
I’ll be back. Need to take the daily.
Went to take the daily. It was a little wet.
Like a German train schedule, the daily is right on time. Back shortly.
Went to take the daily. It was a little wet.
Like a German train schedule, the daily is right on time. Back shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode May 07, 2018
She was riding me cowgirl and it took about 5 minutes to pop the grapes.
I rubbed one out last night. I needed to pop the grapes.
I rubbed one out last night. I needed to pop the grapes.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018