Eaton Holgoode's definitions
An indiscriminate sucker of the cock. Someone that will suck any D. Anytime, anyplace, anywhere and anyone.
Frank is a one Hot Puffer. Take him to a club and he’s in the rest room the whole time.
Sheila is a Hot Puffer. You need a quick BJ? Just knock on her door. She’s on her knees in seconds.
Sheila is a Hot Puffer. You need a quick BJ? Just knock on her door. She’s on her knees in seconds.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Get the Hot Puffermug. A massive case of overwhelming nausea accompanied by potentially explosive sharts and explosive diarrhea. The Savory Squirts strike almost immediately after eating something that is savory, tastes good and is otherwise satisfying, but clearly does not agree with one’s digestive system and must find a way out as fast as it came in.
Henry enjoyed a delicious sundried tomato quiche at the restaurant near his office. Although Henry enjoyed the savory flavor of dish, within minutes of consumption Henry found himself grasping the sides of the table, sweat beading on his brow and pinching his sphincter like a vice all while being nauseated to the point of thinking he was going to Shuke at any moment with a case of the Savory Squirts.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
Get the Savory Squirtsmug. The inadvertent leakage of semen and vaginal juice from the vagina post sexual relations. Genital Dribblies usually occur unexpectedly some time after sex and after one had presumably properly cleaned up their love hole of all sexual fluids.
Sandy was standing and drinking her coffee in the office break room shortly after her arrival at work. She was about to return to her desk when she felt the Genital Dribblies and felt her boyfriend's semen leaking from her vagina. She thought she had cleaned up but obviously she missed a little of the remnants left from getting a little breakfast sausage.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
Get the Genital Dribbliesmug. A fat, limp penis. Typical the penis is a post ejaculation state. However, applies to any fat, limp dick.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
Get the Lugwormmug. Smacking your girl in the face repeatedly with your stiff, rigid penis. Typically performed for her pleasure prior to oral sex.
I gave Rachel the blue vein beatdown last night before she sucked me off.
As soon as my dad left for work, I gave my step mom a blue vein beatdown.
As soon as my dad left for work, I gave my step mom a blue vein beatdown.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
Get the Blue Vein Beatdownmug. A dude that is constantly touching and fondling his balls and man sack outwardly over the pants or shorts. May be done for pleasure or simply out of boredom. The hallmark of a marble juggler is their juggling act is done in public settings with little regard for creating a spectacle of themselves.
Dude I don't know what the deal is with that new janitor at school. That guy should be in the circus cause he is a real marble juggler. Just watch him. Always given em a tug.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2016
Get the Marble Jugglermug. Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.
Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
Get the Parked in the Alleymug.