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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Sarasota Briar Patch 

An old woman's thicket of pubic hairs.
I don't mind a little old tang now and then, but I can do without the Sarasota Briar Patch.

Silver Mining 

Similar to Gold Digging, when a young female engages in an active sexual relations with a wealthy elderly, geriatric male to supplement her income from gifts, money or free rent and other basic living needs.
Call Sandy and see if she wants to join us and go out and party tonight. She can't. She's silver mining this evening. Her rent is due next week.

Pus Pocket 

General a reference to a dirty prostitute or street walking, filthy, toothless meth whore. However, can refer to any old dirty snatched skank.
Gary picked up a prostitute after work. They parked in a vacant lot but never did the deed because he could smell her snatch before her panties were off so he tossed that pus pocket out on the curb and drove off.
Pus Pocket by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Dirty Dutchman 

To erotically explore your partner's anus with a finger. Akin to the legend of the little Dutch boy poking his finger in the dike.
Sonja let out a squeal when Barry surprised her with a Dirty Dutchman. He was mid-knuckle deep before she knew what was happening.

Shredded Pork 

An engorged and puffy pork ring post a climactic round of unlubricated anal sex.
Girl I can hardly walk to my desk this morning. Luther bent my soapy ass over in the shower and left me with a towel and shredded pork.

Pork Ring 

A gentleman's reference to the anal sphincter. The bung or rectum.
Carl: I made the old lady squirm last night.

Roger: How so?
Carl: Gave her two fingers knuckle deep in the pork ring.
Pork Ring by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2016

Glazed Peach

A glistening, wet pussy aka a Peach. One that's moist from sexual stimulation.
I got home tonight and found my girl in bed with a glazed peach.