Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Lifter's Leak

A condition experienced during a workout caused by lifting heavy weights. Generally, occurs when performing squats. Lifter's Leak transpires when the weight being lifted offsets the ability to keep one's sphincter clamped shut. As a result, more energy and focus is required to lift the weight resulting in a momentary of loss of control of the anal sphincter during which time flatulence or a combination of flatulence and feces will leak out. The lifter will generally react by quickly clamping the sphincter muscle to permit only a minor release. However, this is often results in a prompt termination of the workout or worse, complete loss of control of the weights being lifted.

During his early morning workout, Juan regretted his prior evening out on the town whereby he consumed copious amounts of fresh oysters and Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. During the third rep of his squat routine, Juan lost control and suffered from Lifter's Leak. To prevent a full on shart, Juan slammed the weights to the floor and quickly ran to the locker room ending his routine prematurely.

by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2013

Spurt of Lady Love Juice

Squirting female ejaculate. Often rarely experienced by the average male unless they are fortunate enough to hook up with a squirter.

Rachel shot me in the face with her spurt of lady love juice.

I hooked up with a random from the club last night. Braaaaahh she hit me with a spurt of lady love juice. It was wet and wild.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Beef n Beans

Reference to the cock and balls. Usually used in a sexual manner.

She was horny last night. Wanted my beef n beans.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

Seal A Meal

Ejaculating in a condom and preserving the contents by tying it in a knot. Saved to feed it to your sexual partner at a later time.

After blowing a load in his condom, Harvey ask his lover if he wanted the jizz now or later. Terry said later so Harvey tied the condom in a knot and made Terry a Seal A Meal.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

Piddle Puddle

The wet spot left on the bed sheets after a female masturbates.

I walked in my roommates room
and saw her piddle puddle.

I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

Grandma's Drapes

An old woman's saggy old beef curtains. The excess labia meat requires they be folded delicately into the gusset of the panties.

Sara to Tonya: OMG!! I was just in the locker room changing and this old lady came out of the shower. You should have seen Grandma's Drapes. They were practically dragging behind.
Granny had some serious Flaps.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

Bunghole Rodeo

Anal sex with as many different partners as possible in a specific period of time.

That party last night was awesome. It was a bunghole rodeo. I banged three chicks in a row.

My ass is a bit sore today. I don’t remember much after passing out. But pretty sure that I was a participant in a bunghole rodeo.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018