Yukon Jacked

When a dirty prostitute or meth whore whips your dick out at the bus stop on a blistering cold winter day and gives you a vigorous down n dirty hand job for $5.
I was waiting for the downtown express the other morning when I got Yukon jacked. It was freezing but her hand was really warm. I think she was tripping.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
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Granny Gagger

An old woman that loves to deep throat. Toothless is a plus.
I'm going next door to the convalescent center to hook up with my granny gagger.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
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Friar Tuck

The coarse ring of hair around the anus resembling the ring hairline and bald center of Friar Tuck.
Rob was looking forward to a little analingus with his new girlfriend Carol. He was about to go down and savor some of her booty juice when he spotted her Friar Tuck and was completely turned off and told her she needed to wax.
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2015
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Assnanigans

Sexual Shenanigans whereby a male intends to perform anal sex on his unexpecting partner and does so my Tom Foolery and leads his partner to beleive that the occurance of the unexpected anal sex penetration was merely the direct result of a result of cockslippage.
Howard couldn't wait to have a little bit of his girlfriend's Brown Eye so he pulled of a little Assnanigans and slipped out mid-stroke making Sonja squeal with delight.

Roger: Hey Carl. How was your date with Rhonda last night?
Carl: Oh it was good Brahhhh! I pulled some Assnanigans!
Roger: Sweet!
by Eaton Holgoode September 11, 2014
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Labial Hangers

She got them labial hangers braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode May 07, 2018
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Panty Fap

When an individual with a panty fetish incorporates panties into their masturbatory rituals. This may include, but is not limited to, wearing panties, sniffing panties, shoving panties into a bodily orifice or holding panties in their fapping hand and physically wanking with them.
I stole some of Rachel’s undies last night out of her gym bag. I’ll be doing a panty fap tonight.

He wrapped the pair of lacy panties around his engorged knob and busted one out from a panty fap.
by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2018
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Whisker Sniff

When you nestle your nose deep in her pussy bush on the way down to performing cunnilingus so you can sniff around and make sure all smells nice and fresh.

Should less than a savory aroma be encountered, one can bail out on copulation without embarrassment.
Thank goodness I did the whisker sniff last night on that ho I picked up at the bar. It was emitting the aroma of a box of oysters sitting in the sun. I slipped back up, put on a sheath and gave her the D instead.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2018
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