The rapidly tied knot at the open end of a condom. The Sock Knot is immediately tied post ejaculation and withdrawal of the penis. A Sock Knot prevents the messy leak of semen from the used prophylactic.
After Roger blew his nut, he quickly removed the sheath from his penis and tied a quick Sock Knot to keep the mess to a minimum.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015
Reference to a good girl that swallows the man yogurt and gives head the proper way to completion. A cum loving slut.
May also simply refer to her hungry, cum guzzling mouth.
May also simply refer to her hungry, cum guzzling mouth.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018
Knotted up ass hairs around an amalgam of fecal remnants and toilet paper. Similar to a dingle berry. Created over time from wiping action which knots the hairs.
I could barely wipe my ass today braaaahhhh. Got so many damn cling burrs down there. I need a pair of scissors to trim up.
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2017
Unable to bust a nut. Such reasons may include, but are not limited to, impotence, blue balls, edging or orgasm deprivation. May also occur due to high frequency of repetitive wank sessions that the nuts are spent and unable to keep up and only able to dry nut.
I edged myself all night last night and in the end I got nut locked.
That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.
That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.
by Eaton Holgoode May 03, 2018
Rachel just got her ham ring bleached. It's pretty.
I'm going to fist his ham ring good tonight.
Better put on a condom before you bust her ham ring. She's had a few warts in the past.
I'm going to fist his ham ring good tonight.
Better put on a condom before you bust her ham ring. She's had a few warts in the past.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017
The act of being Joey Jabbed by someone with a flaccid penis. The Flaccid Joey is much more versitle in delivering the Joey Jab whether it is intentional or unintentional.
While at work, Wanda stopped by the break room and bent over to pick up a quarter that someone had dropped. Roger saw this as an opportunity to give her The Flaccid Joey and briskly walked past her.
by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2013
Explosive diarrhea commencing shortly after over indulgence in what is later determined to be bad, tainted sushi. The speed and precision of being able to drop one's ass on the toilet rim in time determines successful release or a disastrous landing.
Carl ate two dragon rolls at Wong's House of Sushi and within the hour, he was doing an asiana tail drop.
by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015