Gravy Plunger

A scat related sexual activity between two individuals of any sex. One of the individuals must be in a pre-state of having explosive diarrhea. Upon that individual, the other performs a rigorous act of either anal fingering, fisting or pegging creating a plunger like effect within the bowels. Immediately upon withdrawing, the individual expels a massive assplosion to the delight and satisfaction of both.
Frank's girlfriend was feeling a little rumble in her bowels. She wasn't sure if it was from Rachel's Rumblies or if she was about to have a case of the Savory Squirts from the what now seemed to be the off fish tacos she had earlier in the day. Not wanting to miss a good chance for some scat play, Frank gave her a good old fashioned Gravy Plunger and fisted her up until he pulled out and she blew shit like a rooster tail all over the bathroom.
by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2015
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Dutch Arm

A condition marked by swelling and soreness of the upper or lower from receiving too many dutch rudders.
I think Rachel pulled a muscle during that last dutch Rudder she gave me. Three dutches a day for the last four months has given me dutch arm.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2018
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Fart Drops

Leaking a little unexpected wet fecal matter when attempting to pass a fart. Causes an immediate sphincter clench and the need to find a wipe.
Roger tried to squeeze one off during his meeting but ended up with fart drops. Made for an itchy meeting till they took a break.
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
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Bung Mouth

Rancid bad breath. An orally residing demonic entity rooted in halitosis. A condition whereby your stank ass mouth and your vile ripe ass smell the same.
Dude go use some mouthwash now. You got fucking bung mouth.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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Grandma's Saucer

My grandpa loves to poke his boney finger in my grandma's saucer.
by Eaton Holgoode September 26, 2015
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Yukon Jacked

When a dirty prostitute or meth whore whips your dick out at the bus stop on a blistering cold winter day and gives you a vigorous down n dirty hand job for $5.
I was waiting for the downtown express the other morning when I got Yukon jacked. It was freezing but her hand was really warm. I think she was tripping.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
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Granny Gagger

An old woman that loves to deep throat. Toothless is a plus.
I'm going next door to the convalescent center to hook up with my granny gagger.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
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