Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Daddydar

The internal, male "radar" that enables the species to pick up on signs, hints and signals from the female species that indicate they have varying degrees of daddy kinks or daddy issues.

The hostess at the restaurant was setting of my daddydar last night. Sure enough her FB is posted with daddy kinks.

I could tell the babysitter has daddy issues. She set off the daddydar right away.

by Eaton Holgoode July 13, 2017

Wet Tuna Farts

A gastrointestinal condition that lasts approximately 3-4 hours after one consumes bad tuna sushi. Wet Tuna Farts are caused by eating seemingly great tasting spicy tuna roll but it turns out unknowingly to be tainted tuna. While not enough to cause food poisoning, it is enough to cause excessive bloating and gas discharge.

Frank went to the Sushi Bar for lunch and ordered two spicy tuna rolls. To taste, they were magnificent. Unfortunately, about an hour after lunch he realized that the tuna was tainted after he experienced a massive case of the Wet Tuna Farts. He had to leave work the rest of the day due to co-worker complaints about the smell.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

Momma's Utters

Reference to your girl's or wife's tits. Her fun bags. Her milkers.

I was suckin on momma's utters all night like a nursing baby braaaaahhhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Real Stiff Penis

1. An endearing term for someone who is just a real big dick. One who is an all around cock.

2. What girls or guys like spending upon orientation. A real hard cock.

My boss is a real stiff penis. What a jerk off.

Rachel is a whore. She’s always down for a real stiff penis.

by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018

Chubbation

Tugging and pulling on a semi-erect penis.

I was doing a little chubbation during class today. I think the professor noticed.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018

Purple Cauliflower

A severe cased of inflamed, thrombosed hemorrhoids giving the area around the anus the appearance of a head of cauliflower.

Stan: Hey Brahhhhhhh! How was your weekend?
Gary: Great Brooooohhhhh! I wrecked my girlfriend's ass all weekend long. She loved it. But it looked like a Purple Cauliflower this morning. She wouldn't let me touch it.
Stan: Get her some salve Braaaaahhh!

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

Plumgasm

A plumgasm is a reference to the male prostate orgasm. The male prostate gland is, like a plum and is stimulated with a finger or fingers, a sexual aid or is pounded directly during anal intercourse. A plumgasm is most often achieved while receiving oral sex and your partner fingers your bum hole hooking the finger nicely around the prostate.

Cindy gives average head of any girl that's ever had my cock but she's the only on that can give me a plumgasm.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017