Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Wet Firing

Rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.

I don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all I heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.

I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

Monster Jam

Monster Jam is motorsport event tour through the United States. Although events may vary, the general attraction is the racing and freestyle competitions by monster trucks hence the name, Monster Jam. Similar to Nascar, Monster Jam is very popular among rednecks and pre-pubescent boys.

Bobby Joe' s girl may think his beat up old Chevy and fisherman's tan sure are sexy and listening to Florida Georgia line is just the coolest, but they ain't nothing gets her hotter than an authentic redneck party like the Monster Jam.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

Tangy Onions

Dirty, sweaty testicles.

I had some tangy onions after my workout. But Rachel got on her knees and sucked them anyway.

My fingers smell like my tangy onions. Foul.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Sheet of Ice

When your wife or girlfriend won't give up that sweet pussy.

Carl: Hey Frank. Did you get any poon last night from Tonya?
Frank: No braaaahhh. Bitch a damn Sheet of Ice. Just ended up giving myself a wank.

by Eaton Holgoode May 18, 2015

Gooch Pooch

When one’s gooch is fat. A chubby gooch area.

She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.

My gooch pooch is all sweaty.

My gooch pooch smells like assballz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

Ass Cleanser

A massive expulsion of flatulence from the ass that originates deep within the bowels. It’s loud, lasts at least 5 seconds or longer and may or may not be putrid in odor. You feel like a new person upon release.

I left the classroom to release an ass cleanser in the hall.

I thought I was going to explode in that meeting. I let loose with an ass cleanser as soon as we took a break.

Brrrrrraaaaaaaaaappppppp!!!!!! Dude WTF was that sound? Just ripped an ass cleanser braaaaaahhhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

Beef Butcher

An individual unskilled in the are of giving head. Used too much teeth and not enough lip. Typically a painful experience but generally tolerated cause after all, you are getting your dick sucked.

That fang toothed Rachel is a beef butcher. Damn near chewed my cock off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018