Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A move made famous in the movie Dumb and Dumber To. Harry and Lloyd attend a party at a science convention. They do not realize the drinks are free, so they walk around taking half-consumed beverages and combine them into a glass as a full drink. They stick their hands into their nasty assholes and then swipe their ass juice around the rims of their glasses. They then proceed to tell a convention worker that the beverages are bad and they have her smell and inhale their ass stank to get new, fresh drinks. They refer to this action as The Old Stinkeroo.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
Get the The Old Stinkeroomug. The traditional occurrence of a Dressing Gown Bobber except that the Frosh Bobber is exclusively associated with the a homosexual male Frosh sporting the "semi".
After sipping on his cup of Earl Grey and reflecting upon the Handy he received from his neighbor the night before, Steven found himself sporting a Frosh Bobber in his night shirt and enjoyed the experience by parading around on his balcony in front of his neighbors.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2014
Get the Frosh Bobbermug. Her chuff was way too loose so I flipped her over and pounded her back chuff instead.
Rachel likes it in her back chuff.
Rachel likes it in her back chuff.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
Get the Back Chuffmug. Dry Buffing is a method of male masturbation that employs the use of a Dremel tool with a soft buffing attachment, polishing pad or brush. The goal of Dry Buffing is to stimulate the the male member with the Dremel tool and spinning the buffing pad for stimulation until the individual reaches an orgasmic state. The individual finishes off by ejaculating and letting the semen run down the shaft leaving the cock in a shiny, glossy state.
Steven purchased a new Dremel tool set at the local Home Depot. Although he purchased the set to peform some minor home repairs, he found himself in the garage using his new found hardware to do a little Dry Buffing. Steven got himself off several times before proceeding with the actual repairs inside the house.
by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2014
Get the Dry Buffingmug. Gary: Hey Steve. Have your seen Jorge's and Sonja's baby yet?
Steve: Yes. He's quite the Cinnamon Snap!
Steve: Yes. He's quite the Cinnamon Snap!
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2014
Get the Cinnamon Snapmug. Rachel is a lil’ squealer. I was banging her like a dog in the kitchen and she woke my mom. She sounds like a pig in heat.
I’d like to meet my neighbor. I can tell though these walls she’s a lil’ squealer.
I knew I could bang Jed’s ass cause he’s a man whore. What I didn’t know is he’s a lil’ squealer.
I’d like to meet my neighbor. I can tell though these walls she’s a lil’ squealer.
I knew I could bang Jed’s ass cause he’s a man whore. What I didn’t know is he’s a lil’ squealer.
by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018
Get the Lil’ Squealermug. Denim Loaf is experienced when a male, with small, medium or large endowment, wears jeans that are extremely tight. The penis is engulfed by tight denim and projects a round, loaf like, appearance of the member. The Denim Loaf may extend directly to the left or right of the fly of the jeans or, depending upon penis positioning, to the upper or lower left or upper or lower right area of the fly.
It can be readily noted if the individual enjoys displaying their Denim Loaf as the denim around the penis is worn and faded from frequent display like that of a tobacco can outline in the back pocket of someone's jeans who chews frequently.
It is thought by those that enjoy displaying their Denim Loaf that members of the same or opposite sex seek out the ability to spot a Denim Loaf to facilitate a conversation that hopefully leads to a sexual encounter.
It can be readily noted if the individual enjoys displaying their Denim Loaf as the denim around the penis is worn and faded from frequent display like that of a tobacco can outline in the back pocket of someone's jeans who chews frequently.
It is thought by those that enjoy displaying their Denim Loaf that members of the same or opposite sex seek out the ability to spot a Denim Loaf to facilitate a conversation that hopefully leads to a sexual encounter.
It was Friday evening and Steven was going out for a night on the town. Hoping for the chance to hook up, he put on his trusty, worn, faded and too tight jeans and positioned his Denim Loaf in the upper right quadrant of his fly area. He was ready to hit the town.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
Get the Denim Loafmug.