A highly pleasurable sexual activity whereby a large female with engorged, sausage fingers gives you a vigorous ball sack massage using Ben Gay or Icy Hot.
I picked up that fat, ginger prostitute this week and she gave me a peppermint Pati in the backseat of my car. My sack is sill on fire.
I love Cindy’s sausage fingers. They cup my sack perfectly for a hot peppermint Pati.
I love Cindy’s sausage fingers. They cup my sack perfectly for a hot peppermint Pati.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2017
She bent over for me and whoa!!!! Pork ribbons.
She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.
As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.
She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.
As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.
by Eaton Holgoode June 06, 2018
Rachel was plucking the old banjo last night while I was driving. I almost wrecked as I nutted though a res light.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
Who sucked ya dick better, Rachel or Candy? Rachel braaaaahhh she goes full neck.
She went full neck on me last night and swallowed the load.
She went full neck on me last night and swallowed the load.
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2018
A filthy prostitute or street whore. May also be used to convey honorary slut status on any female that spreads the legs any time or any one.
I'll wank myself before I ever pay a beef slider for sex.
Oh yea Cindy will fuck for drug money. She's a beef slider.
Oh yea Cindy will fuck for drug money. She's a beef slider.
by Eaton Holgoode April 04, 2017
The Mop Bucket Dump is one of the most heinous of all acts of defecation. The anal sphincter opens to allow a virtual geyser of liquid feces to explode from the rectum and oring. The explosive force, sound, smell and the look of a Mop Bucket Dump achieves its notoriety from the that is looks no different than if a Janitor had emptied his or her filthy, used, dirty mop bucket water out into the toilet. Pure liquid dirt. You cannot tell the difference between the Mop Bucket Dump and a dumped mop bucket.
The Mop Bucket Dump is typically the result of poor dietary choices but may also be a result of food poisoning or other gastrointestinal conditions.
The Mop Bucket Dump is typically the result of poor dietary choices but may also be a result of food poisoning or other gastrointestinal conditions.
Steven thoroughly enjoyed his entrée of fresh, Norwegian prawns although he thought that they might have been a little off and rancid due to the smell and tangy after taste. About an hour later, he found his ass plastered to the toilet and arms gripping the handrails as he blew a wet, steamy, dirty, brown Mop Bucket Dump. As the sweat dripped from his brow, he realized that the prawns were in fact off.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2015
Rendering your partner unable to shit after a solid evening of deep anal intercourse. A constipated state from compacted stool.
Hay braaaahhh. Ask your mom about her grunt plug. I hit that shit good last night.
Rachel loves anal but can’t stand the afterwards hours on the shitter trying to drop her grunt plug.
My hemorrhoids are thrombosed after that grunt plug. I need some ass salve.
Rachel loves anal but can’t stand the afterwards hours on the shitter trying to drop her grunt plug.
My hemorrhoids are thrombosed after that grunt plug. I need some ass salve.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017