The post coital penis. When you bust your nut custard in your girl’s vag or ass and after withdrawal, she graciously orally inhales your juice covered chubster and cleans you off.
Rachel is such a gracious young lover. She always takes the custard pop.
She wasted no time enveloping her hot mouth around my custard pop.
She wasted no time enveloping her hot mouth around my custard pop.
by Eaton Holgoode February 04, 2018
After partaking in a copious amount of extra buttery movie theater popcorn, your girl gives you a quick greasy hand job with her buttered fingers during the coming attractions.
I always order the largest bucket of corn at the movies. It ensures Rachel will give me a great butter rub before the movie starts.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015
This entire lecture is pure ass-crackery.
Rachel took me home and said it was time for some ass-crackery so I hit it good.
Rachel took me home and said it was time for some ass-crackery so I hit it good.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
A high and low measurement of the thickness/solidness of one's feces. High Fecal Viscosity means constipation. Low Fecal Viscosity means loose, watery stool.
Roger was urinating in the men's room when he heard the man in the handicap stall suffering from low fecal viscosity. He was taking a mop bucket dump.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
Everyone makes it a point to attend Frank's parties. They always turn into more than just a kickback. Last month his Netflix and chill turned into an all out Scatalina Wine Mixer.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
The uncircumsized penis of an African American male. When the foreskin is pulled back, the action resembles that of the well known Push Pop Candy.
Jeff picked up a chick at the club and took her to his car to get a blow job. She engulfed his Chocolate Push Pop until he blew his load.
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009