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Pushing or punching your girlfriend's unreleased turd deep back into her bowel, with your knob, during a vigorous session of anal sex.
Doreen couldn't shit for three days after we had anal sex. I really gopher punched her good. She finally had to take and enema to get that rascal to pop its head out.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
Get the Gopher Punch mug.When I'm ragging, I get snipples.
When I'm horny, I get snipples.
Please pull my snipples as you do me like a dog.
When I'm horny, I get snipples.
Please pull my snipples as you do me like a dog.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017
Get the Snipples mug.Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.
After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.
My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.
My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
Get the Soft Jimmy mug.A female that seemingly continues to become impregnated over and over again. May also be refered to a Fertile Myrtle. Molly Mules typically have 3 or more children and usually reproduce right after the last C section has healed.
I can't believe my brother fell for Carla. I warned him she's a Molly Mule. Now look at his ass. Works three jobs, has six kids and she won't let him get snipped since she thinks she wants another.
Poor fucker.
Poor fucker.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
Get the Molly Mule mug.Oral sex performed on a dirty penis. May be dirty from poor hygiene or from post coital activities like anal sex.
I pulled out her ass and gave her a butter bob.
I got a butter bob from that homeless guy. I can’t get the taste out of my mouth.
I got a butter bob from that homeless guy. I can’t get the taste out of my mouth.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
Get the Butter Bob mug.Two hot lesbians grinding their labias in the throws of hot, wet sex. By hand, by didlo, by scissor or mouth it’s a lab slapping good time.
At 11:00 pm every night the hot lesbos next door start to lab slap.
Although they met at the library to study, Carla took Amy back to the dorm and gave her a lab slap till she came.
Although they met at the library to study, Carla took Amy back to the dorm and gave her a lab slap till she came.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
Get the Lab Slap mug.A severe, painful stomach cramping condition which is caused by the consumption of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Brand Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese that is way past its expiration date.
The eater does not recognize the difference between the chunky clottedness of past due cottage cheese and the natural consistency of the product. Also, the mold may be mistakenly thought of as the fruit in the bottom.
The end result of eating this is painful stomach cramps all night long resulting in lack of sleep. There is no release or expulsion of the product, just pain.
The eater does not recognize the difference between the chunky clottedness of past due cottage cheese and the natural consistency of the product. Also, the mold may be mistakenly thought of as the fruit in the bottom.
The end result of eating this is painful stomach cramps all night long resulting in lack of sleep. There is no release or expulsion of the product, just pain.
Chaz had a late night snack of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese. Despite its unusual flavor and texture, he finished the whole cup. Four hours later, he was up all night with a severe case of Rachel's Rumblies.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009
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