Eaton Holgoode's definitions
While pounding your girl doggie style, you take a gamble at surprise anal and abruptly stuff your dick up her corn chute. The outcome is usually, but not always, a loosing hand.
Tried a little corn poker last night. And? It was a loosing hand.
Took a chance with corn poker last night. After she stopped screaming she really got into it.
Took a chance with corn poker last night. After she stopped screaming she really got into it.
by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2017
Get the Corn Pokermug. When your girl sucks your knob but won’t let you nut so you finish yourself off then turkey slap your meat across her face leaving a lovely, post nut glaze.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017
Get the Turkey Glazemug. When three dudes gang bang a chick and plug every hole while simultaneously and rhythmically creating a rapid slapping sound of their balls hitting against her chin, ass and taint.
We gave Becky the ol’ three bag slap last night. It was music braaaahhhh.
My new neighbor came over and we gave her the three bag slap. She’s walking sore today.
My new neighbor came over and we gave her the three bag slap. She’s walking sore today.
by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2017
Get the Three Bag Slapmug. A girl or concubine that avails herself for sexual activity within a tight knit, select group of male friends that share in her services. The Group knows and understands that she is community use property and she services them all either individually or in a group setting. Group Girls are highly coveted and are generally compensated with monetary gifts and other means of support.
Carl and his friends planned a week long trip to Vegas. Each of them chipped in to cover the costs of their Group Girl to come along and make the vacation complete.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
Get the Group Girlmug. Also known as ARD. Anal recovery day is when a sick or PTO day must be used to be absent from work or school due to having your anal region pummeled during sexual activity the evening prior. Time is needed to recover from the gape, tenderness and even the ability to walk straight again.
HR: Good Morning HR department.
Employee: Hi this is Rachel in Accounting. I’m going to need to take a sick day today so I won’t be in.
HR: Sorry to hear that. Feel better. Is it the flu that’s going around?
Employee: I wish. It’s an anal recovery day. My boyfriend hit it hard last night. I may have a fissure.
Employee: Hi this is Rachel in Accounting. I’m going to need to take a sick day today so I won’t be in.
HR: Sorry to hear that. Feel better. Is it the flu that’s going around?
Employee: I wish. It’s an anal recovery day. My boyfriend hit it hard last night. I may have a fissure.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
Get the Anal Recovery Daymug. When a fat chick with big ol sausage fingers vigorously massages your ballsack with hot muscle relief cream.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
Get the Peppermint Patimug. That’s it baby. Stick it in my beef basket.
I dicked down Rachel’s Beef Basket last night.
Her beef basket was so wet but oh so tight.
I dicked down Rachel’s Beef Basket last night.
Her beef basket was so wet but oh so tight.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Get the Beef Basketmug.