Carl is a titspert. He’s like a fat kid eating candy when he’s at Hooters.
He really can get me off working my tits. My boyfriend is a real titspert.
He really can get me off working my tits. My boyfriend is a real titspert.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode November 29, 2018
To Stunt means to engage in hot, sweaty, animalistic and frequent sexual activity. Such sexual activity may be between a male and female or any other gender combination.
After years of unfulfilling sex with her boyfriend Rodney, Carla finally decided to dump his ass and went on a sexcapade. For the next several months, she hooked up with every able bodied male she could find To Stunt. She eventually settled down after finding Rodney's replacement and begain To Stunt just one person. This increase in regular sexual activity required Carla to maintain a supply of Stunt Linens which included Stunt Sheets and Stunt Towels.
by Eaton Holgoode April 16, 2014
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
What did you have for breakfast today braaaahhhh? Some Hashbrown Casserole?
No broooohhhhh. Eggs sunny side up and some Mashbrown Asserole. She couldn't walk to get a cup a coffee when I was done.
No broooohhhhh. Eggs sunny side up and some Mashbrown Asserole. She couldn't walk to get a cup a coffee when I was done.
by Eaton Holgoode August 02, 2016
A Grunder Trifecta is the ultimate achievement of having the perfect combination of three bodily fluids stains in one's underwear a.k.a. Grunders at the same time. To achieve Grunder Trifecta status, one must have signficiant fecal, urine and semen stains in the underwear at any one given time (if male). If female, fecal, urine and vaginal discharge stains at any one given time.
The Grunder Trifecta stains can be created all at the same time which requires some significant skill with timing, sexual activity and dietary strategy. Most Grunder Trifectas are created over the course of several days or even weeks allowing the stains to form naturally over time which enhances their appearance and sometimes the quantity and thickness of the stains.
The Grunder Trifecta is often done as a precursor to creating a Grunder Quadfecta which adds a fourth element of smell to the underwear. The Grunder Quadfecta creates a strong allure when adding stench and aroma to the stains of a Grunder Trifecta.
The Grunder Trifecta stains can be created all at the same time which requires some significant skill with timing, sexual activity and dietary strategy. Most Grunder Trifectas are created over the course of several days or even weeks allowing the stains to form naturally over time which enhances their appearance and sometimes the quantity and thickness of the stains.
The Grunder Trifecta is often done as a precursor to creating a Grunder Quadfecta which adds a fourth element of smell to the underwear. The Grunder Quadfecta creates a strong allure when adding stench and aroma to the stains of a Grunder Trifecta.
While in the locker room after football practice, Roger noticed that Frank had been wearing the same Grunders for the past week. When confronted about the situation by Roger, Frank advised that he was just a shart stain away from having a perfect Grunder Trifecta and advised Roger that he was planning to go for the Grunder Quadfecta and anticipated after his date with Sonja the Village Bicycle, he expected that the aroma would permeate the locker room and all the team would embelish him with praise over his accomplishment.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2014
A sex partner with a filthy anal/rectal area. You typically find out your with a scat trap after you are deep into anal intercourse and bad shit dick is an understatement. You are trapped between pulling out or riding it out.
That nasty whore Savanna was a scat trap. But I just keep pounding away.
Rachel is a filthy scat trap.
Rachel is a filthy scat trap.
by Eaton Holgoode May 26, 2018