Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Tug Time

Time for fapping/masturbation. Can be a daily ritual, same time, same place or just an impromptu fap to get a nut.

Tony doesn't have a job. He can't work cause his day is just hours of tug time.

I don't know why but my daily shower always turns to tug time.

Wow that chick is smokin'. I'll be right back. It's tug time.

Tug Time by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Cheese Tip 

The filthy, smegma like amalgam around the tip of the penis after sex with a dirty partner.

I bagged that whore from the bar last night. Sadly, I'm still cleaning my cheese tip. A shower was not enough to wipe away that filth and regret.

Cheese Tip by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Jelly Jacking 

When a male uses a jelly or preserves as a substitute lubricant to wank off and masturbate. Used either out of desperation for some form of lube or because of a food fetish.

Girlfriend: Hey!! Why does your cock taste like my grandma's homemade jelly again?

Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.

Jelly Jacking by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Rotch Knob 

When your dick stinks so bad after banging a chick with a absolute rotten crotch.

I wouldn't call that escort service braaaaaaahhhh. The last three hook ups I've had left me with rotch knob. It took days to wash it away.

Rotch Knob by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Warm Drizzle 

A warm load of nut busted man juice delicately laced across your girl's cheeks and upper lip.

Cindy sucked my cock for a good 20 minutes before she got me to doll up her face with my warm drizzle.

Warm Drizzle by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Plumgasm 

A plumgasm is a reference to the male prostate orgasm. The male prostate gland is, like a plum and is stimulated with a finger or fingers, a sexual aid or is pounded directly during anal intercourse. A plumgasm is most often achieved while receiving oral sex and your partner fingers your bum hole hooking the finger nicely around the prostate.

Cindy gives average head of any girl that's ever had my cock but she's the only on that can give me a plumgasm.

Plumgasm by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Mung Waft 

Mungy wafts of air generated during doggy style sex with a partner with an unclean anal region. Each thrust wafts the smell of sweaty, dirty, unwiped ass directly into your nostrils.

See pump and gag.

That was one dirty hoe I shagged last night braaaaahhhh. All I could do was bang that twat and hold my nose. Worst mung wafts ever.

Mung Waft by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017