The forceful expulsion of an impacted turd that forces immediate bleeding from the creation of a fissure or from irritation to severe case of trucker's knuckles.
Dan was constipated for a week. Although he took laxatives, only brut force finally cleared the impacted feces when he blew out a Blood Knot.
by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2015
Short for cock whore.
by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
I’m so sore today. Terrance busted my smymen last night.
Her smymen was so freakin tight I could barely get in and punch through.
Her smymen was so freakin tight I could barely get in and punch through.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018
That prostitute gave me a fuck-fungus that took three rounds of antibiotics to cure.
I could smell her crotch and that stank said serious fuck-fungus.
I could smell her crotch and that stank said serious fuck-fungus.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
The roughed up, swollen and engorged appearance of your mate's bung hole after a punishing, yet pleasurable, bout of ass play.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016
When you get a little poontang from a chick with a wet, but smelly, puss and the smell lingers on your ball sack for days. Usually discovered inadvertently by scratching one’s sack after the dirty deed.
Whew nasty. Smell my fingers. What the hell is that? Muh tang nuts braaaahhh.
Rachel’s nasty gash gave me tang nuts.
Rachel’s nasty gash gave me tang nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
Braaaahhhh I need your pocket knife.
Why?
Gotta cut this brown marble out my crease fleece. I can barley walk.
Why?
Gotta cut this brown marble out my crease fleece. I can barley walk.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017