Giving your mate a vigorous fisting. Typically involves lubricating both left and right fists and respective forearms then punching both fists into that ass like Floyd Mayweather on a gym punching bag.
After lubing up his fists, Armondo did a little backyard boxing on Sonja's tight little brown winker. By round three, Sonja came with a TKO.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
I cleaned up my wedding glove real nice for him.
I’ll be in her weddding glove before we get to the hotel.
I’ll be in her weddding glove before we get to the hotel.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
This is my friend Bill. But you can call him Sir Spanky.
Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.
I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.
Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.
I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
That “whopping”, smacking sound made by a dude’s balls and ballsack as it smacks repeatedly against a girl’s taint or butt cheeks during some vigorous sex. Position, intensity and type of penetration (vaginal or anal) vary the level of whop.
Whopping may also occur during a serious session of skull fucking oral with the smacking of the sack against the chin or throat.
Whopping may also occur during a serious session of skull fucking oral with the smacking of the sack against the chin or throat.
My nuts are sore from ball whopping Rachel last night.
I think my mom could here the ball whopping coming from my room. I muzzled my girl’s moans by stuffing her panties in her mouth but I could do nothing about the beating of my mansack against her ass.
I think my mom could here the ball whopping coming from my room. I muzzled my girl’s moans by stuffing her panties in her mouth but I could do nothing about the beating of my mansack against her ass.
by Eaton Holgoode February 03, 2018
The annoying friend on social media that insists upon providing and posting constant updates regarding their vacation. The hallmark of the Vacadouche is that they start with pre-vacation countdown posts from 2-4 weeks out. This is followed by travel day updates every minute including in flight postings where air travel and sky hi wifi is available. Then, constant snip it posts and pictures of every mundane aspect of the vacation stay's daily activities. All is consummated at the end with multiple sad postings regarding coming back to reality followed by 2-4 weeks of post-vacation flashbacks. All while you are such a self absorbed Vacadouche to realize that no one gives a shit.
Sandy: Hi Sara. Have you followed Linda's posts about her vacation.
Sara: How can I not? She's been posting for a month. She a real Vacadouche.
Sandy: You are right. No one cares.
Sara: How can I not? She's been posting for a month. She a real Vacadouche.
Sandy: You are right. No one cares.
by Eaton Holgoode October 02, 2014
Rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.
I don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all I heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.
I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.
I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
Vaginal discharge of a dirty prostitute or your average street walking whore. Generally of the ripe, pungent and smegma like variety.
She dropped her panties yo and there were beavarrhea stains. The smell quickly followed. I was gagging braaaaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode October 06, 2017