A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.
Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.
by Eaton Holgoode July 03, 2009
She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.
I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.
I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018
An indiscriminate sucker of the cock. Someone that will suck any D. Anytime, anyplace, anywhere and anyone.
Frank is a one Hot Puffer. Take him to a club and he’s in the rest room the whole time.
Sheila is a Hot Puffer. You need a quick BJ? Just knock on her door. She’s on her knees in seconds.
Sheila is a Hot Puffer. You need a quick BJ? Just knock on her door. She’s on her knees in seconds.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode May 07, 2018
Cheese Rind, simply put, is the outside layer of dirt and grimy filth that forms on a homeless person's body, hair and neither regions throughout the day Most Cheese Rind is accompanied by a ripe, pungent odiferous smell.
Lisa: Let's go sit at the park during lunch today.
Sandy: No thanks. It's full of bums. Last time I was there I gave a dollar to a bum and he hugged me. I smelled of Cheese Rind the rest of the day. couldn't get that smell off.
Sandy: No thanks. It's full of bums. Last time I was there I gave a dollar to a bum and he hugged me. I smelled of Cheese Rind the rest of the day. couldn't get that smell off.
by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015
Flatulence that is so foul, so ripe, so pungent that it is thick, palatable and irritates that eyes and nasal passages.
Carl inhaled several Taco Bell bean burritos on the way home after a night of partying. By the time he crawled into bed with this girlfriend, he had bloated up with severe gas. He decided to give his girlfriend an old fashioned Dutch Oven but ended up dousing her with Ass Mace and she heaved and wretched violently.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
A wet, shit stain left in the underwear after passing what was intended to be air, but ended up a little soft serve stool. See squidge.
Oh braaahhhh. I need to do a quick wipe after that one. Pretty sure there's gonna be a squidge mark in my boxers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017