1206 definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Tangy Onions

Dirty, sweaty testicles.

I had some tangy onions after my workout. But Rachel got on her knees and sucked them anyway.

My fingers smell like my tangy onions. Foul.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018

Sack Smacking

Sexual activity involving the intentional smacking, flicking, punching, kicking or striking of the male ballsack for gratification. May involve hitting with the hand or other device such as a riding crop.

I hired a DOM off the internet and she tied me up and did some sack smacking. Hurt like hell but we both enjoyed the experience.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Busta Vein

To bust a nut. Blow ya load. Jizz. Cum.

Rachel sucked me so good she made me busta vein.

I was balls deep in her booty and I busta vein.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017

Mud Oyster

Wiped up remnants of climactic anal sex.

After a spirited round of anal play, Carl wiped the Mud Oyster from the tip of his knob with his girlfriend's blouse.

by Eaton Holgoode October 10, 2016

Meat Dip

The yeasty, cheesy smegma slathered over the penis post coitus with a nasty, dirty, most likely infected whore vagina.

I got a little meat dip from that skanky ho I bagged last night.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2018

Prune the Shrub

To trim and tidy up one’s wooly haired pubic region.

I got a date tonight. I better prune the shrub before I go just in case I get lucky.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Open the Bakery

To take a shit. Primarily used to express one's need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. May also be stated as opening the bakery for business.

Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.

Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2016