Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Prune Whip 

When your girl cups and lifts your man prunes in one hand and vigorously jack hammers your cock and balls with the other hand. Like sweet and salty, the best of both worlds. Pain and pleasure.

My sack is aching today. Rachel gave me a prune whipping last night and called me her bitch.

Prune Whip by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Skunk Gunk

Smegma. Ripe cheesy discharge of the foulest smelling variety.

I gots skunk gunk under my foreskin.

My taint smells like skunk gunk.

Vanessa's poon is full of skunk gunk.

Skunk Gunk by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Bean Dipper 

A hot, promiscuous lesbian.

She is always knuckle deep in a different girl's twat. She's a real bean dipper.

Bean Dipper by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Grape Sack 

A male with a small set of testicles with an unusually taut scrotum.

Dan has a grape sack.

Grape Sack by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Closed Faptioning 

Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.

Since mom was home, I had no choice but to do a little closed faptioning.

Closed Faptioning by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Ass Broth 

Ass sweat that forms in the crack and trickles down to the taint. Has a distinct assy/vinegary funk.

Rachel said she just could rim me last night. Said the ass broth was more than she could handle. Guess I should have showered first.

Ass Broth by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Plow Hand 

Deep anal fisting and gaping. Typically to the mid-forearm.

I plow handed Rachel last night. You should have seen her gaping. ass.

Plow Hand by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017