Eaton Holgoode's definitions
John thought he scored a hot babe and took her home to bang her up good. He was disappointed when she dropped her panties and exposed her Pussy Portico. Damn girl, I could park a car under that over hang.
by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2009
Get the Pussy Porticomug. Dried semen. When remnant semen dries on the fingers after fapping and busting a thick nut all over the hand.
Is that dried skin on your fingers?
Naaahh. I just didn't wipe my fingers to good after fapping this morning. It's knuckle crust.
That's fuckin nasty braaaahhhhh
Naaahh. I just didn't wipe my fingers to good after fapping this morning. It's knuckle crust.
That's fuckin nasty braaaahhhhh
by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2017
Get the Knuckle Crustmug. Making sandwich meat out of your girl by shoving her headfirst between the bed’s mattress and box spring.
Performed by shoving her in headfirst, at the foot of the bed, leaving exposed only her two love holes and legs. After spreading and tying her feet to the bed frame you pound both holes like your humping jar of warm mayonnaise.
Performed by shoving her in headfirst, at the foot of the bed, leaving exposed only her two love holes and legs. After spreading and tying her feet to the bed frame you pound both holes like your humping jar of warm mayonnaise.
Did a little sandwich spread with Rachel last night. She’s still under the mattress this morning and dripping juice like a faucet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Get the Sandwich Spreadmug. Extremely dense and coarse hair around the anus. Individuals with Buff Gruff have difficulty with cleanliness and suffer from dingleberrys.
Jeb was completely turned off when he got a look at his girlfriend's Buff Gruff for the first time. There was enough hair around the oring to knit a posh sweater. So he sent her a waxing.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
Get the Buff Gruffmug. The same as traditional Apple Bobbing except that when a male or female inhales both of the balls of their male partner into their mouth, they perform the apple bobbing act underwater. Typically performed in a bathtub or pool.
Carl loves swimming at the local YMCA public pool. He enjoys wading around in the shallow end with his ball sack floating out from his swim trunks as the elderly lap swimmers love to do a little Underwater Apple Bobbing between their laps.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2015
Get the Underwater Apple Bobbingmug. When ya bust a heavy nut load and the gobbles the go and she gets the burps and tastes you the rest of the day.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
Get the Nut Burpsmug. by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016
Get the Goproscopymug.