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Sis Wet Experience

Just when you are about to bust a nut up in your girl, you ask her if her sister gets as wet as she does and hold on for the bucking final ride.

May also be used in the case of one’s sister-in-law as well. The outcome is usually the same.
What was all that screaming from your room last night braahhh? Wild sex? Had a sis wet experience braaaahhh.
by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2017
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Red Jimmy

An engorged, raging hard on. The turgid state of a Thin Jimmy.
My red jimmy was poking through my boxers in the locker room.

My uncle showed me his red jimmy last night.

Rachel is such a hot tease. She will give you a red jimmy at the bat of an eye.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
mugGet the Red Jimmymug.

Hot Butter Drops

Soft, loose shits that are pure hell fire on the anal ring. Feels like burning hot butter dripping from the arse hole.
All those chicken wings last night gave me hot butter drops.

I had to wipe forever to clean up the hot butter drops.

I had the butter drops and I may need a quick re-wipe. My bung is on fire.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
mugGet the Hot Butter Dropsmug.

Dick-a-thon

When a horny, slut takes on as many dicks in one day (or night) as she can. Whether it be one on one encounters or gang banging, all count towards her Dick-a-thon.
Rachel took on 26 cocks on Saturday. She’s a true gold medalist in her Dick-a-thon.

I had to go stay with a friend this weekend. I couldn’t get any sleep. My mom was having Dick-a-thon.
by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018
mugGet the Dick-a-thonmug.

Tugging Curtains

After a long day at work, Carla got home, drew a hot bath and spent the next hour tugging curtains.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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Lilly Willy

Despite a vigorous wank, he remained a Lilly Willy.

He worked my Lilly Willy stiff as a board.

Once my Lilly Willy was hard, I was ready to lay ropes across her lip.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
mugGet the Lilly Willymug.

Strumpet's Dribble

The Strumpet’s Dribble is the inadvertent release and dribbling of semen out of the vagina of a Strumpet, a.k.a. Prostitute. The dribble is from the deposited jizz of one or more of the Prostitute's tricks or customers of that evening and is caused by poor and incomplete cleaning and full discharge of semen in between the Prostitute's sex acts. The Strumpet's Dribble is usually discovered by the Prostitute's next trick or customer just prior to their engaging in a sex act. The Strumpet's Dribble is usually just wiped away with the customer's hand or a Grisette Hanky. If available, it may also be wiped away with a Gak Towel, Doddle Rag or Grandma's Tea Towel.
Frank: What's up Bro!! How as your weekend in Vegas?
Carl: Swank Braaaa!! Won at Craps and then called an Escort to celebrate.
Frank: Sweet! Was she hot Braaaa?
Carl: Yea she was hot, but I went down on her and ended up with a little Strumpet's Dribble. But that didn't stop me.
Frank: I'm going to throw up yo!
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014
mugGet the Strumpet's Dribblemug.

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