Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Pussy Portico

When the mons pubis is so fat and flabby that it over hangs the top of the outer labia.

John thought he scored a hot babe and took her home to bang her up good. He was disappointed when she dropped her panties and exposed her Pussy Portico. Damn girl, I could park a car under that over hang.

by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2009

Knuckle Crust

Dried semen. When remnant semen dries on the fingers after fapping and busting a thick nut all over the hand.

Is that dried skin on your fingers?

Naaahh. I just didn't wipe my fingers to good after fapping this morning. It's knuckle crust.

That's fuckin nasty braaaahhhhh

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2017

Sandwich Spread

Making sandwich meat out of your girl by shoving her headfirst between the bed’s mattress and box spring.

Performed by shoving her in headfirst, at the foot of the bed, leaving exposed only her two love holes and legs. After spreading and tying her feet to the bed frame you pound both holes like your humping jar of warm mayonnaise.

Did a little sandwich spread with Rachel last night. She’s still under the mattress this morning and dripping juice like a faucet.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Buff Gruff

Extremely dense and coarse hair around the anus. Individuals with Buff Gruff have difficulty with cleanliness and suffer from dingleberrys.

Jeb was completely turned off when he got a look at his girlfriend's Buff Gruff for the first time. There was enough hair around the oring to knit a posh sweater. So he sent her a waxing.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Underwater Apple Bobbing

The same as traditional Apple Bobbing except that when a male or female inhales both of the balls of their male partner into their mouth, they perform the apple bobbing act underwater. Typically performed in a bathtub or pool.

Carl loves swimming at the local YMCA public pool. He enjoys wading around in the shallow end with his ball sack floating out from his swim trunks as the elderly lap swimmers love to do a little Underwater Apple Bobbing between their laps.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2015

Nut Burps

When ya bust a heavy nut load and the gobbles the go and she gets the burps and tastes you the rest of the day.

Rachel got home from work and said she had the nut burps all day after blowing my dawn horn.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Goproscopy

When you shove a GoPro camera up your partner's ass and broadcast the adventure on social media.

Carl went deep in his wife with a Goproscopy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016