The desperate attempt to tuck your junk back into your pants or under the covers after your mother walks in on you masturbating and giving yourself a hearty wanking.
Frank: Hey brahhhh! Why the long face?
Carl: Bad morning. I was giving myself of good old fashioned wank this morning before school and well.......mom walked in on me.
Frank: Were you able to Ham Scramble?
Carl: No. She handed me a tissue and walked out.
Carl: Bad morning. I was giving myself of good old fashioned wank this morning before school and well.......mom walked in on me.
Frank: Were you able to Ham Scramble?
Carl: No. She handed me a tissue and walked out.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
Get the Ham Scramble mug.When you load up a mouthful of Atomic Fireball cinnamon candy and proceed to tongue punch your old lady’s fartbox for a delightfully, fiery analingus experience.
Roger gave me the the hot cinnamon punch last night. I may have first degree burns.
She wanted me to eat her ass. She wasn’t expecting the hot cinnamon punch. She was jumping like a one legged mule.
She wanted me to eat her ass. She wasn’t expecting the hot cinnamon punch. She was jumping like a one legged mule.
by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018
Get the Hot Cinnamon Punch mug.I've been watching you all night. Are ya interested in seeing grandpa's war helmet? Get away ya perv.
I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.
I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017
Get the Grandpa's War Helmet mug.When one or more finger slip though the toilet paper when wiping leaving fecal remnants on one's digits.
Dude what is that on your fingers? You eating Chocolate?
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.
Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.
Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
Get the Scat Clawed mug.The remnant amalgam of corn and fecal matter adhering to the unsheathed penile glans and shaft post withdrawal from the dirty anus of a lover after anal sex. May also be known as Spooning Corn Fritters.
Roger: Come on Brooohhh we got to head out. We are going to be late. It's about time you got here.
Carl: Sorry Braaaaahhhh. I was drilling my old lady's poop chute and I was covered in Corn Relish. I had to shower that shit off before I came here.
Carl: Sorry Braaaaahhhh. I was drilling my old lady's poop chute and I was covered in Corn Relish. I had to shower that shit off before I came here.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
Get the Corn Relish mug.The Hope Pinch is the extra, self-tightening of the anal sphincter when suffering from a severe case of diarrhea. The o-ring is pinched much tighter than usual in hope that one doesn't not accidentally shart or shat themself. The Hope Pinch is most commonly deployed when one battling severe squirts finds themself, or is required to be, a less than comfortable distance from the nearest restroom.
Gary had been suffering frome severe diarrhea for several days. Finding himself on the brink of dehydration, he needed Gatorade. Having no choice, he did a Hope Pinch and headed to the grocery store. Unfortunately as he pulled into the parking lot, all Hope was lost and Gary had the warmest, wettest assplosion yet.
by Eaton Holgoode October 02, 2014
Get the Hope Pinch mug.A chick that can't give a smooth, stimulating hand job. She's so vigorous and rough that it akin and a neck adjustment at the chiropractor.
Sheila is a cockropractor braaaaaahhhh. Worst hand jobs. ever. I finally told her to just stop and I finished myself off.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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