Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Dab Towel

A cum rag. Any material used to wipe up semen and vaginal juice after sex. Can be a sock, underwear, curtain, sheet or cloth.

After busting his nut, Dana cleaned up her boyfriend's goo by using the end of the new curtains her mom had just installed as a dab towel.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Fifth Bedpost

Reference to a male’s stiff, rigid cock while in bed.

I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.

I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.

He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018

Red Roof Inn

Reference to the pussy of a hot ginger female.

There goes a red roof inn.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Honey Money

Hot female with the perfect pussy. Perfectly the sized, shaped, tightness and wetness. It’s the money!

Rachel’s honey money is the sweetest.

I’m gonna get the honey money tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Mashbrown Asserole

Fisting your girlfriend's ass while enjoying a hearty, southern style breakfast.

What did you have for breakfast today braaaahhhh? Some Hashbrown Casserole?

No broooohhhhh. Eggs sunny side up and some Mashbrown Asserole. She couldn't walk to get a cup a coffee when I was done.

by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016

White Badge

A perfectly maintained white female anus. Hallmarked by smooth, hairless surroundings, beautifully bleached with blended skin tone and sweet, fragrant wafts.

She hiked her ass high begging me to sniff and tongue punch her white badge.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Glazen the Raisin

Vigorous anal sex followed by immediate penis withdrawal and busting a load of man glaze all over the anal rim.

I was glazen the raisin last night with Rachel. She loves it.

Your step mom told me she’s into glazen the raisin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018