Rachel was stiff lippin’ last night so I had to rub one out.
All these thots are stiff lippin’ tonight.
All these thots are stiff lippin’ tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2018
The old cock and balls. Sure to pacify and satisfy that hungry mouth and quiet one down to sounds of soft suckling and quiet coos of satisfaction.
The girl was a little too talkative last night so I gave her the meat pacifier. She was quite content thereafter till I nutted up her chin real good.
by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2017
General a reference to a dirty prostitute or street walking, filthy, toothless meth whore. However, can refer to any old dirty snatched skank.
Gary picked up a prostitute after work. They parked in a vacant lot but never did the deed because he could smell her snatch before her panties were off so he tossed that pus pocket out on the curb and drove off.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016
A euphemistic reference to taking a massive dump. Typically the corn filled variety. But eloquently expresses any act of defecation.
Well I hope everyone enjoyed that Thanksgiving meal. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to work on my corn art. I've got a masterpiece on the way.
by Eaton Holgoode September 09, 2016
Giving your mate a vigorous fisting. Typically involves lubricating both left and right fists and respective forearms then punching both fists into that ass like Floyd Mayweather on a gym punching bag.
After lubing up his fists, Armondo did a little backyard boxing on Sonja's tight little brown winker. By round three, Sonja came with a TKO.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
I cleaned up my wedding glove real nice for him.
I’ll be in her weddding glove before we get to the hotel.
I’ll be in her weddding glove before we get to the hotel.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
This is my friend Bill. But you can call him Sir Spanky.
Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.
I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.
Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.
I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018