Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Corn Baby
A ripe, girthy turd birthed after a particularly overly starchy meal. Most commonly, excessive corn
consumption.
consumption.
I had a blast at the fall corn festival this year. Roasting corn, kettle corn, corn fritters, corn relish, corn nuggets, you name it. I was obviously not alone enjoying the fall bounty because those portable shitters at the event were full of corn babies and I dropped my own corn baby right on top the blue water for the next person to admire.
Corn Baby by Eaton Holgoode October 4, 2018
Pinchus Interruptus
That moment when you are finally relaxed on a public toilet, enjoying the solitude and just about to pinch off a brewing turd, when someone else bursts into the lavatory to piss, shit or wash there hands. Pinchus Interruptus usually results in a full on defecatory hold pattern, or mid-release pinch or severe turtling effect until all other parties leave and perfect release conditions are restored.
I never use the 12th floor men’s room to shit on a Monday morning. All that NFL activity on Sunday creates the perfect environment for Pinchus Interruptus.
My ass was filthy from pinchus Interruptus earlier. The place was like grand central station and I kept turtling in and out and crowning. Finally got it out after everyone left and cleared out.
My ass was filthy from pinchus Interruptus earlier. The place was like grand central station and I kept turtling in and out and crowning. Finally got it out after everyone left and cleared out.
Pinchus Interruptus by Eaton Holgoode September 21, 2018
Farmer’s Hand
I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.
I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.
I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.
Farmer’s Hand by Eaton Holgoode August 8, 2018
Yogurt Pouch
She was tugging on my yogurt pouch last right while slobbin the knob.
My yogurt pouch is full. I need to bust one.
I took a knee to the yogurt pouch today at soccer practice.
My yogurt pouch is full. I need to bust one.
I took a knee to the yogurt pouch today at soccer practice.
Yogurt Pouch by Eaton Holgoode August 7, 2018
Shitz Bath
Leroy was soaking his painful hemorrhoids in a sitz bath last night when he tried to squeeze a fart and shat himself and ended up sitting in a shitz bath.
Shitz Bath by Eaton Holgoode August 7, 2018
Slobbery
The act of being a total slob. Or, may also describe a state of having excessive amounts of saliva aka slobber.
I can barely walk into my apartment anymore. My roommate’s slobbery is out of control.
The smell of that barbecue is causing me a lot of slobbery. I’m starving.
The smell of that barbecue is causing me a lot of slobbery. I’m starving.
Slobbery by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018
Dog Hog
A red penis.
My dog hog is sore today.
Braaaaahhh what’s with the dog hog? You better get that checked out. Yea you are right. I think that prostitute may have had something.
Braaaaahhh what’s with the dog hog? You better get that checked out. Yea you are right. I think that prostitute may have had something.
Dog Hog by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018