Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Tar Finger

When your finger accidently slips through the wad of toilet paper after a particularly moist, wet deuce drop.

Despite his effort to the contrary, Frank's finger slipped through the wad of toilet paper mid-wipe and left him with a tar finger until he could finish and wash off.

Tar Finger by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Chodifferous 

Reference to one's dirty, sweaty, foul, cheese-like smelling chode and junk.

I have to hit the shower after that work out or is no way Carla is going to slob my chodifferous knob.

Chodifferous by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Tub Tug

A $20 hand job.

Check out this crispy new $20 braaahhhhh! I'm headed to find me a prostitute.
You will get a good Tub Tug broooohhhh!

Tub Tug by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Fisherman's Hook 

Like landing the catch of the day, when smashing your girl from behind and you reach your hand over her head hook a finger in each of her nostrils. Once hooked, give your hand a snappy pull back like you just landed the big one.

Toby decided to drill the hotel housekeeper from behind and while she was begging for more gave her a Fisherman's Hook.

Fisherman's Hook by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Wanker's Warts 

Callouses formed on the hands of a chronic male masturbator. Also known as Wank Wounds.

Dude what's with your hands! You better go see a dermatologist.

No need braaaahhh. It's just wanker's warts. I've been fapping about 10 times a day for a while now.

You might want to ease off a bit there broooohhhh!

Wanker's Warts by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Arm Napkin 

Using a shirt sleeve, like a napkin, to wipe up a mess of any variety.

Stan's secretary blew him under the desk and he shot a hot sticky nut on her face. Realizing she had no tissue to wipe off her chin, she used his Arm Napkin to clean up leaving it crusty and stained for his upcoming 3 p.m. meeting.

Arm Napkin by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Silver Mining 

Similar to Gold Digging, when a young female engages in an active sexual relations with a wealthy elderly, geriatric male to supplement her income from gifts, money or free rent and other basic living needs.

Call Sandy and see if she wants to join us and go out and party tonight. She can't. She's silver mining this evening. Her rent is due next week.

Silver Mining by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016