Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Pumping Curd 

Male masturbation. Rubbing one out and busting a nut aka man curd.

Braaaaaahhh I've been watching porn all day and pumping curd.

Pumping Curd by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2017

Dry Plug 

Sexual penetration of the anus with a finger, hand, fist, penis or a sexual aid, such as a butt plug, dildo or vibrator, completely dry and without any lubricant whatsoever.

Rachel squirmed like hell last night when I dry plugged that ass.

Dry Plug by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

Naughty Hand 

One's dominate or preferred hand used to masturbate and self-gratify.

I need to wash my naughty hand. My fingers are sticky.

My naughty hand is numb after ten hours of watching internet porn.

Your mom showed me what she likes to do with her naughty hand.

Naughty Hand by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

Wet Socket 

A slutty female. An easy lay. Requires little more than attention to drop them panties.

I hear the new girl in accounting is a wet socket. I'm going to ask her to get a drink after work. I'll let you smell my fingers tomorrow braaaaahhhh.

Wet Socket by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

Ass Tater 

When you shit a huge fat oblong turd that feels like you just passed a huge Idaho russet potato out of your ass hole.

Braaaaaahhh. I'm still gaping from that ass tater. That son of a bitch hurt.

Ass Tater by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

Fuzz Knot 

Knotted up ass hairs or knotted pubes.

I got a fuzz knot in my ass from wiping too much.

The chick I banged last night was so hairy I left her with a pussy full of fuzz knots.

Fuzz Knot by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

Hand Wax

Feverish and vigorous wanking and fapping of the male or female genitals. May be masturbation and self-gratification or a nice friendly helping hand from another to get you off.

Roger loves to hand wax watching internet porn.

Sheila likes to slip into the stall in the bathroom as work for a quick hand wax.

I paid that toothless prostitute $5 for a hand wax.

My step mom likes to slip into my room and give me a hand wax.

Rachel's first female experience was when her roommate gave her a hand wax.

Hand Wax by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017