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flarf

Flarf: A quality of intentional or unintentional "flarfiness." A kind of corrosive, cute, or cloying, awfulness. Wrong. Un-P.C. Out of control. "Not okay."

Flarf (2): The work of a community of poets dedicated to exploration of "flarfiness." Heavy usage of Google search results in the creation of poems, plays, etc., though not exclusively Google-based. Community in the sense that one example leads to another's reply-is, in some part, contingent upon community interaction of this sort. Poems created, revised, changed by others, incorporated, plagiarized, etc., in semi-public.

Flarf (3) (verb): To bring out the inherent awfulness, etc., of some pre-existing text.

Flarfy: To be wrong, awkward, stumbling, semi-coherent, fucked-up, un-P.C. To take unexpected turns; to be jarring. Doing what one is "not supposed to do."
Mm-hmm
Yeah, mm-hmm, it's true
big birds make
big doo! I got fire inside
my "huppa"-chimp(TM)
gonna be agreessive, greasy aw yeah god
wanna DOOT! DOOT!
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft! hey!
oooh yeah baby gonna shake & bake then take
AWWWWWL your monee, honee (tee hee)
uggah duggah buggah biggah buggah muggah
hey! hey! you stoopid Mick! get
off the paddy field and git
me some chocolate Quik
put a Q-tip in it and stir it up sick
pocka-mocka-chocka-locka-DING DONG
fuck! shit! piss! oh it's so sad that
syndrome what's it called tourette's
make me HAI-EE! shout out loud
Cuz I love thee. Thank you God, for listening!
by Evan June 17, 2004
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george bush

A typical greed driven ideologue who wants to turn the USA into a giant 3rd world theocracy.
Bush: I refuse to veto spending bills! (because liberals pay the tab)
by Evan January 4, 2005
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moeana

Moeana is a very toxic person. She seeks for attention a lot. She wants every boy to love her. She is beautiful but she's just really messed up. And she's one of those backstabber.
Moeana: omg guys I almost got hit by a car, and the person that was driving the car was really mad. And I was crying so much.
*whatever she said was not even true. She was just seeking for attention*
by Evan November 21, 2021
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bite my ass

When someone is profoming oral sex on your ass
Rori told me to bite her ass so in school i bit her ass
by EVan March 16, 2004
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cricked

That road is cricked.
by Evan July 3, 2003
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Cheeseburger

cheeese burger
noun
2. A derogatory term to describe somebody for doing something completely stupid or just plain retarded.
"What the hell was that? ... your a fucking Cheeseburger!"

"Get that cheesburger the hell out."

"Guess what cheeseburger can't count to three? You!"
by Evan September 23, 2004
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Elle Sappelle

When Shannon (a pretty burly young lady with extremely tangled, mangled, and wheather beaten red hair)Rides on her 4-wheeler or watches Anime (particularly Ghost In The Shell)while picking at her face or looking for flea or tick like creatures in her hair.She also is known by nay-nay and hates the word "Rack"
Elle Sappelle Shannon!
by Evan March 10, 2005
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