Number 5

To Masturbate. Number 1 being to piss. Number 2 being to shit, and Number 5, because you have 5 fingers.

Stop calling me, I'm taking a Number 5.

by Eric December 04, 2003

LGFF

looks good from far(away). one of the most decietful qualities known to mankind. its when a chick looks really hot from far away, but then when she gets up close, you realize she isnt.

At first I thought that chick was hot, but when she came closer I realized she was an LGFF

by Eric February 04, 2004

last month

A fad that's no longer cool or interesting.

With the internet and life becoming more and more interconnected -- fads no longer last as long as pre-internet times. Fad seasons are trending closer to one month.

Trucker hats are so last month.

by Eric November 19, 2003

balls over my head

a hand stand

by Eric October 20, 2003

bounce

To hit switches in a car with hydraulics/bags/air suspension/etc.

Yo, look at that car bounce.

by Eric January 07, 2003

awesomeness

1. to be awesome

2. the state of being beyond cool, but not quite righteous or gnarly

3. Surfer slang giving something a high quality in comparison to other options or things

Hot Chick: I think you're a cool guy, wanna do something?
Dude: Awesomeness...

by Eric May 16, 2004

dib

A one syllable word that can and does mean absolutely anything.

Go dib yourself.

I dont dib you.

Suck my dib.

Where for art thou dib?

by Eric August 06, 2004