56 definitions by E hates Q
A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.
Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.
Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.
by E hates Q May 5, 2020
by E hates Q October 14, 2018
The state of having been the recipient of an image with a picture of Luigi with the captions āYOU JUST GOT LUIGIāD | LUIGI SOMEONE ELSE TO GET UNLUIGIāDā.
To get unluigiād, share it through means such as AirDrop to someone else as the image says.
To get unluigiād, share it through means such as AirDrop to someone else as the image says.
by E hates Q December 1, 2022
1. A common "yo mama" insult. Obviously, it implies that one's mother is a bitch. Either definition (be it "female dog" or "POS woman") is equally insulting in the context of this phrase.
2. General expletive. Can be used as a more profane version of "God damn it!".
2. General expletive. Can be used as a more profane version of "God damn it!".
1:
Douchebag: Heyo I stole $1000 from your bank account lol
Bob: YOU SON OF A BITCH! ONLY A MAN WHOSE FATHER FUCKS DOGS WOULD DO SUCH A THING!
Douchebag: And I thought I was a douche.
2:
Alice: When the plane started tumbling into the bay, all I could utter was "SON OF A BITCH!" before waking up on a coast guard helicopter. That's still my best B-bomb that I've used.
Douchebag: Heyo I stole $1000 from your bank account lol
Bob: YOU SON OF A BITCH! ONLY A MAN WHOSE FATHER FUCKS DOGS WOULD DO SUCH A THING!
Douchebag: And I thought I was a douche.
2:
Alice: When the plane started tumbling into the bay, all I could utter was "SON OF A BITCH!" before waking up on a coast guard helicopter. That's still my best B-bomb that I've used.
by E hates Q September 9, 2021
The medical equivalent of telling your mum that a virus downloaded all the porn on the computer. A common excuse from (often older) men who come into the ER with something strange stuck up their butt. Sure, that lubed potato was definitely fell on by accident, Mr. Montgomery Imdefinitelynotinthecloset.
Bob: āI fell on itā again?
Reginald: Look, Iām being serious! I was in the shower and that-
Bob: -lubed shampoo bottle went up your rectum?
Reginald: Look, Iām being serious! I was in the shower and that-
Bob: -lubed shampoo bottle went up your rectum?
by E hates Q April 25, 2023
"Never open that email. Getting your name changed back from Reggie is complicated as balls. Plus the prank long distance calls have made me broke."
by E hates Q April 28, 2021
"Ooh! I got a good one! Why did the Emperor cross the road?"
Narrator: "Bob left for his meeting before he could hear the punchline, and the setup was orphaned in his mind."
Narrator: "Bob left for his meeting before he could hear the punchline, and the setup was orphaned in his mind."
by E hates Q February 9, 2021