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Mexican Sugar Dancing

You were told not to search this up, admit it. Reverse psychology is very effective.

The actual meaning is the use of dead bodies hooked up to electricity that “animates” them enough for them to be used as pay per ride sex dolls.

Don’t say they didn’t warn you.
Bob: Man I’m broke, time to start doing mexican sugar dancing
David: Man, that is low even for you!
by E hates Q January 12, 2022
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Suburbia

Different types of suburbia:

Northeast Suburb: A standard suburb, filled with endless single family houses, affluent moderate liberals and their children. You can find a lot of these in New Jersey and Long Island.

Midwest Suburb: Where the Republican Party and Walmart are cornerstones of the community. You WILL get funny looks if you drive through here as a black person.

Gated Community: Paranoid and rich nutcases, mostly. Also most of the town is just golf courses.

Sun Belt Suburb: Filled with retirees who contribute absolutely nothing to the downtown economy besides their taxes.

Streetcar Suburb: Suburbs that have townhomes and the occasional apartment building. They tend to be affluent and liberal, like the Northeast Suburb but more diverse. You can actually walk to the store or catch the bus here.

Exurbs: Generally isolated culs-de-sac off a rural road/highway. God help the kids that grow up here. The home turf of McMansions.
Bob: Growing up in suburbia as an only child was hell…
David: I grew up in the suburbs and it was fine…
Bob: I didn’t mean “the northernmost parts of the Bronx” I meant Pond Heights in the middle of buttfuck Egypt.
by E hates Q May 16, 2022
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🅾

Displaying utter disinterest in what somebody is texting you.
Mom: Hey, Gran got a new computer today! 😃
Child of Mom: 🅾
Mom: 😡
by E hates Q October 14, 2018
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Gun Nuts

The people writing some of the definitions for gun control.
Yes, my dad's a gun nut. Yes, we could have spent that money on more useful things. Damn those gun nuts.
by E hates Q January 11, 2020
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CRT

A television type that everyone wants but nobody makes.
Bob: Hmm... I'll go look for a Trinitron CRT for my XBOX...ho ho holy shit! $200 on eBaY? Why don't they make these things anymore?
by E hates Q December 28, 2020
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I see France

Part of a schoolyard rhyme sung whenever some poor sod's underwear is exposed.

Sometimes shortened to either "I see London" or "I see France", or further shortened to the verbs "see London" or "see France".
Kid A, upon catching a glimpse of Kid B's underwear: "I see London, I see France, I see Kid B's underpants!"
by E hates Q July 12, 2021
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Ford F-450

A large pickup truck brought by men with penis size insecurities, flat-chested women, or people who need to tow shit. A common sight in places where people wear cowboy hats to the grocery store.
Mr. T. Weenie and Mrs. Flat, who live down the street, own a Ford F-450.
by E hates Q August 12, 2019
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