(shah-lew)
-noun; adj.
A person who painstakingly pays excessive attention to detail. One who is obsessive-compulsive in nature. Derived from the actor Tony Shalhoub based upon his character in the Monk tv series.
-noun; adj.
A person who painstakingly pays excessive attention to detail. One who is obsessive-compulsive in nature. Derived from the actor Tony Shalhoub based upon his character in the Monk tv series.
"How long has he been re-arranging items on his desk?"
"A while... who knows. He's a bit of a shaloo."
"A while... who knows. He's a bit of a shaloo."
by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010
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-noun
The precocious and pedantic use of esoteric words in a conceited, scholarly manner. The words are dropped into a conversation so frequently that they cannot be ignored, thus giving the speaker additional undeserved attention and perpetuating the cycle.
-noun
The precocious and pedantic use of esoteric words in a conceited, scholarly manner. The words are dropped into a conversation so frequently that they cannot be ignored, thus giving the speaker additional undeserved attention and perpetuating the cycle.
"I couldn't understand a word he said. I stopped listening to that narcissistic pedantosaur over an hour ago."
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1. Slyly escaping scrutiny by being a phenomenal smooth talker.
2. Giving a long-winded fake apology until a person forgets why he or she was mad at you in the first place. This is a skill that cannot be taught and must be learned through experience.
Word origin: hybrid of gestalt and stalling.
1. Slyly escaping scrutiny by being a phenomenal smooth talker.
2. Giving a long-winded fake apology until a person forgets why he or she was mad at you in the first place. This is a skill that cannot be taught and must be learned through experience.
Word origin: hybrid of gestalt and stalling.
"You can never get a straight answer from a politician. They are exceptionally good at geshtalling."
"He avoided the wrath of his wife by geshtalling about how insensitive he was for forgetting their anniversary."
"He avoided the wrath of his wife by geshtalling about how insensitive he was for forgetting their anniversary."
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-noun
Uncontrollable laughter that manifests in stuttering bursts. Not to be confused with gigabits.
-noun
Uncontrollable laughter that manifests in stuttering bursts. Not to be confused with gigabits.
"Looks like someone has a major case of the giggle bits..."
"Please make it stop! Hahaha! Oooo, my abs hurt!"
"It wasn't THAT funny."
"Please make it stop! Hahaha! Oooo, my abs hurt!"
"It wasn't THAT funny."
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1. Used to describe someone who is inherently adorable, sweet, and cute, but also an airhead. Derived from the actress Reese Witherspoon due to her character in the movie Legally Blonde.
2. Unaware of being pleasantly annoying.
1. Used to describe someone who is inherently adorable, sweet, and cute, but also an airhead. Derived from the actress Reese Witherspoon due to her character in the movie Legally Blonde.
2. Unaware of being pleasantly annoying.
"Awwww, did you see what she did? Very cute."
"Yeah, that teenie bopper is so reesy!"
"Ugh, I wish she would stop whining."
"She can't help it. Besides, it's actually kind of reesy."
"Yeah, that teenie bopper is so reesy!"
"Ugh, I wish she would stop whining."
"She can't help it. Besides, it's actually kind of reesy."
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-noun
1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.
2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.
-noun
1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.
2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.
"You'll never believe what I picked up from the garage sale. Look, swivel tits!"
"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."
"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."
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