11 definitions by Dwayne Boyd

irregardless

Used by people who ignorantly mean to say regardless. According to webster, it is a word, but since the prefix "ir" and the suffx "less" both mean "not or with" they cancel each other out, so what you end up with is regard. When you use this to try to say you don't care about something, you end up saying that you do. Of course everyone knows what you mean to say and only a pompous,rude asshole will correct you.

Wife: "Irregardless is not a word, dummy"
Husband: "Kiss my ass bitch! I'm still going to the strip club tonight!"

by Dwayne Boyd August 12, 2005

Shitake Mushroom

Slang for a small penis.

"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.

by Dwayne Boyd September 5, 2005

groid

Ghetto. Short for negroid.

"He wanted to date her till he found out she was so groid."

by Dwayne Boyd July 19, 2005

bloomer pudding

The result of a woman being caught unaware and unprepared for her menstral flow

"Can you believe Paul actually is turned on by bloomer pudding?"

"Stacy ordor was a result of bloomer pudding"

by Dwayne Boyd August 18, 2005

air-fierce

When someone is doing or wearing something and dispalying much attitude, thinking they are the ultimate, but the result is actually the oipposite. The inference is that just like you can't see air, the person can't see that they areen't really fierce at all. The exact opposite of "fierce" Used mostly by gay men in the 80's and 90's.

"Did you see Miss Thing marching around in those pumps? She is so air-firece."

by Dwayne Boyd August 12, 2005

late

Something that is out of vogue, style or fashion

"Did you hear those tunes they were spinning last night? They were so late!"

by Dwayne Boyd August 12, 2005

condom weight

The result of fecal matter clinging to a condom during anal sex. The result is them pinched ballon tip of tyhe condom hangs down while the condom is on the still-erect penis.

"Don't fuck Tracey in the ass, her shit is so scummy she always makes condom weights."

by Dwayne Boyd January 5, 2006