Definitions by Dwayne Boyd

condom weight 

The result of fecal matter clinging to a condom during anal sex. The result is them pinched ballon tip of tyhe condom hangs down while the condom is on the still-erect penis.

"Don't fuck Tracey in the ass, her shit is so scummy she always makes condom weights."

condom weight by Dwayne Boyd January 7, 2006

Refresh rate 

The period of rest between sex. Usually applies to the male and how long it takes him to become errect again. Allusion is to the time it takes a web browser to pull up a web page. Fater refresh rates being more deserable than slower ones

"Joe-Joe has a really quick refresh rate."

Refresh rate by Dwayne Boyd January 6, 2006

fembot 

an overly sensitive, emotional hetrosexual male or an extremly femine male. The allusin is to the enemies of Jamie Sommers, "The Bionic Woman" who were femal impersonating female. The connotation is that this man is so intouch with his feminie side he dosent have to fake or act.Its automatic, like a robaot, thus making him a fembot and the enemy of uncaring, insensitive males everywhere.

Kevin actually cried when Tash'a cat died? man, he is such a fembot.

fembot by Dwayne Boyd December 30, 2005

hot in the ass 

A female who is horny and looking. The term comes from the fact that when a female mamale comes into heat, their genital area increases in temperature to help attract males.

"Tasha was so hot in the ass last night she did the whole crew"

hot in the ass by Dwayne Boyd December 28, 2005

shicksa

A non-jewish female. Considered deragatory. In the original Hebrew it means "serving girl", the connatation is that the female is of a lower class and there for unfit for the company of Jewish males.

"Rachel dumped Joshua when she found out he was banging some shicksa"

shicksa by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

bloomer pudding 

The result of a woman being caught unaware and unprepared for her menstral flow

"Can you believe Paul actually is turned on by bloomer pudding?"

"Stacy ordor was a result of bloomer pudding"

bloomer pudding by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

Shitake Mushroom 

Slang for a small penis.

"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.

Shitake Mushroom by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005