A form of nap training which combines power napping, hard exercise, and massage. Most notably created and used by Opal Crankshaft. Opal Crankshaft Nap Training.
Opal: I just had a rough afternoon of OCNT!
Beatrice: What's OCNT?
Opal: O-pal C-rankshaft N-ap T-raining.
Beatrice: Oh my word, Morris is gonna love that. He could use a some rigorous nap training!!
Beatrice: What's OCNT?
Opal: O-pal C-rankshaft N-ap T-raining.
Beatrice: Oh my word, Morris is gonna love that. He could use a some rigorous nap training!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 23, 2010
A mix of the words 'dweeb' and 'geek'. Commonly used to refer to Ralph Drabble's oldest son,l Norman, who is an obvious nerd. Also seen in the adjective form 'dweeky'.
Ralph: Don't be such a dweek! College is fun.
Norman: Yeah right. That's a good one, Dad.
Ralph: Well, you gotta remember mall cops are a little dweeky.
Norman: Crazy job! This world is full of dweeks.
Norman: Yeah right. That's a good one, Dad.
Ralph: Well, you gotta remember mall cops are a little dweeky.
Norman: Crazy job! This world is full of dweeks.
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 11, 2010
A text message sent by Opal Crankshaft to her close friend and grandson, Bryant Hollifield. They started doing this when Opal misread LOL to mean 'Lots of Love'. She uses it on Facebook as well as on her cell. The initials mean 'Love You Lots'. So if your relationship with your sweetie isn't going well, try sending them an LYL!
Opal: Oh great! Another great Facebook message. I wonder who wrote this?
Earl: I did! I sent you an LYL. Its not that difficult. You still look as pretty as the day I first met you!
Sylvia: Dad, you LYL'd Mom? That's sweet! But what is LYL? I've always heard of LOL, but not that one.
Opal: (she takes her cell out) Well, it means Love You Lots. Me and Bryant use it. He loves it. (she kisses Sylvia and texts LYL)
Pearl: Yeah, that's a real love maker there! When you see an LYL, look out! Your heart's gonna burst.
Opal: That's right, Sis, gotta warm up those love muscles. (she kisses Pearl).
Earl: Sweet! LYL is very pretty. (they all take their cell phones and make a toast) Here's to us, LYL! Love You Lots!
Earl: I did! I sent you an LYL. Its not that difficult. You still look as pretty as the day I first met you!
Sylvia: Dad, you LYL'd Mom? That's sweet! But what is LYL? I've always heard of LOL, but not that one.
Opal: (she takes her cell out) Well, it means Love You Lots. Me and Bryant use it. He loves it. (she kisses Sylvia and texts LYL)
Pearl: Yeah, that's a real love maker there! When you see an LYL, look out! Your heart's gonna burst.
Opal: That's right, Sis, gotta warm up those love muscles. (she kisses Pearl).
Earl: Sweet! LYL is very pretty. (they all take their cell phones and make a toast) Here's to us, LYL! Love You Lots!
by Dusty's Baby Powder February 22, 2012
A form of tea that is drunk by Beatrice Middleton when she is stressed or tired. It's made of lavender and chamomile flowers, steeped in a pot of hot water. Used to treat stressful situations due to her recent coaching.
Beatrice: Hey you all. Do you want some stress tea? I just made a whole big pot full.
Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!
Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!
Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?
Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.
Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!
Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!
Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')
Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.
Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!
Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!
Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?
Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.
Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!
Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!
Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')
Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.
by Dusty's Baby Powder February 03, 2011
A ritual done by all husbands in the morning. Especially if their wives have just walked in. Often seen as staring into a mirror with the intent of looking at one's chest, flexing the pecs in the process.
Ralph: (staring at himself) Ready, begin. One, two, one, two....
June: What the heck are you doing? I've never seen you do that.
Ralph: Calm down, honeybunches, it's just a pec-check.
June: I gotta admit, you do love showing off that mall cop body of yours.
June: What the heck are you doing? I've never seen you do that.
Ralph: Calm down, honeybunches, it's just a pec-check.
June: I gotta admit, you do love showing off that mall cop body of yours.
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 25, 2010
A dandelion-like weed that has Earl Pickles' face. Often it is not quite grown revealing a bald piece in the middle of its head. It is often killed by spraying a blow torch at it, firecrackers, or some other form of weed poison. Earlweed greens are also delicious to eat. So when you see a flower you just can't defeat, chances are it is an Earlweed!
Earl: Oh no, there's Earlweeds all over the yard. Time to break out the big guns. (he gets out a blow torch) Take that!
Nelson: Hold on, that's ugly. You don't want to kill a defenseless little weed! See how much it looks like you? (he picks one up and shows it to Earl)
Earl: Yes, they're pretty. But they must be destroyed! (he throws the torch at them. The torch explodes destroying all the Earlweeds) Take that! Victory is mine!
Opal: What have you done? You destroyed our garden. Why? (she starts crying) There were some pretty flowers there, and you ruined them.
Nelson: They were Earlweeds. They look like Grandpa Earl. You see? Cute!
Earl: Are you hungry? I think she made some Earlweed soup. We put those bad boys to good use! Long live Earlweed!
Nelson: Hold on, that's ugly. You don't want to kill a defenseless little weed! See how much it looks like you? (he picks one up and shows it to Earl)
Earl: Yes, they're pretty. But they must be destroyed! (he throws the torch at them. The torch explodes destroying all the Earlweeds) Take that! Victory is mine!
Opal: What have you done? You destroyed our garden. Why? (she starts crying) There were some pretty flowers there, and you ruined them.
Nelson: They were Earlweeds. They look like Grandpa Earl. You see? Cute!
Earl: Are you hungry? I think she made some Earlweed soup. We put those bad boys to good use! Long live Earlweed!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 15, 2011
An intense rough massage mostly given after a hard game, most notably by Beatrice "The Fireant" Middleton.
Morris: "That was a rough game. I'm exhausted."
Beatrice: "Well, would you like a massage to help you relax?"
Morris: "No thanks! I'm not ready for a Beatrice Beatdown, it wasn't that hard of a game!"
Beatrice: "Well, would you like a massage to help you relax?"
Morris: "No thanks! I'm not ready for a Beatrice Beatdown, it wasn't that hard of a game!"
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 20, 2010