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Rocketshake 

A milkshake created by Ralph 'The Rocket' Meckler. It is very similar to a Cream of Crankshaft except using mint chocolate chip in place of the rocky road ice cream and keeping the vanilla. M&Ms are also added to represent stars.
Ed: Hey Nelson, you thirtsy? Want a Cream of Crankshaft?

Nelson: I'd rather have another type of milkshake instead. But I'm not sure what kind.

Ralph M: (excited) I got one for you, Nelson. How about a 'Rocketshake'?

Nelson: Wow, Mr. Meckler! What's in that?

Ralph M: Well, it's almost like Grandpa Ed's Cream of Crankshaft, but you use mint chocolate chip instead of rocky road ice cream, there's M&Ms in it. I'll whip you one up real quick.

(Ralph M makes the milkshake)

Ralph D: (sweating and panting) What in the world is that? I've never seen a milkshake like that.

Ralph M: It's a Rocketshake. You'll love it.

Nelson: Whoah, this is awesome!! It's a real blast!

Ralph M and Ralph D: They don't call it a Rocketshake for nothing, boy!!

Ed: Ten stars!
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Rocketskates 

The rapid body movement of a Halo player after swinging a locked-on Energy Sword. The movement often causes much frustration to other players (namely those who were minding their own business 20 feet away), and therefore a terminology of the word was invented.
Player 1: *pulls out the Energy Sword*
Player 2: Come on, dude, not the rocketskates again!
Rocketskates by Off Duty Ninja October 8, 2008
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My favorite YouTube channel is RocketShadesTv
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012