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A warm up exercise created by Opal Crankshaft on August 19, 2011. The idea behind it is to form yourself into an 'O' by doing the bow pose from Yoga but extending it so that you form a complete circle. This is one of the most fun exercises you can do. Opal Crankshaft loves it, and so will you.
Opal: Hey Beatrice, check out this funky new stretch! Its the called the Opal O. You'll love it!
Beatrice: The Opal O? What is it? How do you do it?
Opal: You just bend yourself into an O, see, like this. (she bends herself into an 'O') See? This is the Opal O. And when I say its a good stretch, I mean its a streeeetch!
Beatrice: (tries the Opal O) Hey! Let's show it to the kids. I bet they'll like it. They might want to try it before the next soccer game. (blows the whistle) Hey kids, come here! I got a new exercise for us to try.
Wilson: Coach Beatrice, are you kidding me? And who is that other lady? I'm not sure if we want to do this.
Beatrice: Easy, honey. This is my friend Coach Opal. She's the one who invented this. And you're gonna love it. Now, I want you all to do it ten times. (blows the whistle) Move it! MOVE IT!
Opal: (get the coach whistle from Beatrice) Come on guys, you'll love this. It helps me. Now, that's it, easy now.
Beatrice: You're right! They loved it. Its a hit! (she does the Opal O again) Great! My back feels better. The Opal O rocks!
Beatrice: The Opal O? What is it? How do you do it?
Opal: You just bend yourself into an O, see, like this. (she bends herself into an 'O') See? This is the Opal O. And when I say its a good stretch, I mean its a streeeetch!
Beatrice: (tries the Opal O) Hey! Let's show it to the kids. I bet they'll like it. They might want to try it before the next soccer game. (blows the whistle) Hey kids, come here! I got a new exercise for us to try.
Wilson: Coach Beatrice, are you kidding me? And who is that other lady? I'm not sure if we want to do this.
Beatrice: Easy, honey. This is my friend Coach Opal. She's the one who invented this. And you're gonna love it. Now, I want you all to do it ten times. (blows the whistle) Move it! MOVE IT!
Opal: (get the coach whistle from Beatrice) Come on guys, you'll love this. It helps me. Now, that's it, easy now.
Beatrice: You're right! They loved it. Its a hit! (she does the Opal O again) Great! My back feels better. The Opal O rocks!
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 23, 2011
Get the Opal Omug. A steak dish created by Pearl Redhouse. It is made by marinating a steak in prune juice. This gives the steak a very fruity favor, slightly tangy yet sweet.
Pearl: Hey Nelson, you want one of Aunt Pearl's Prune Steaks?
Nelson: Yuck. What's a Prune Steak?
Pearl: You just marinate the steak in prune juice. Trust me honey, you're gonna love it!
Nelson: (Pearl serves the steak; Nelson takes a bite) Sweet! This is awesome Aunt Pearl!
Nelson: Yuck. What's a Prune Steak?
Pearl: You just marinate the steak in prune juice. Trust me honey, you're gonna love it!
Nelson: (Pearl serves the steak; Nelson takes a bite) Sweet! This is awesome Aunt Pearl!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 7, 2011
Get the Prune Steakmug. An oatmeal made by Opal Crankshaft. It is made of oats, corn, and several other grains mixed with fresh violet flowers. It is often served warm, with violet infused milk poured on top. Its delicious at any time, but is mostly eaten for breakfast or supper. So if you're looking for something quick and easy to eat for dinner, try some Opalmeal - it will make an Opal out of you!
Opal: Hey Nelson, I got something good for you tonight! I'm made us some Opalmeal.
Nelson: Opalmeal? What in the world is that? You crazy grandma.
Opal: Oooh, its heaven, sweetie! Just wait till you taste it! Oats and corn and all sorts of other grains, mixed with fresh violets. Here, you want some?
Hec: Opalmeal? Boy do I need some of that! I've been Dragon Walking all day. All that has made me hungry.
Opal: Here, try this. Its sweet. Tons of delicious!
Hec: (he eats some) Wow! That's creamy and sweet. I think everyone should eat this. Hey Nelson, you want some?
Nelson: (he tastes his) You know, she's right! This IS delicious! This isn't just any old oatmeal; this is Dragon food!
Hec: (laughing) You got that right! Never underestimate the power of Opalmeal! Good for humans and dragons, too. (starts Dragon Walking again)
Nelson: Opalmeal? What in the world is that? You crazy grandma.
Opal: Oooh, its heaven, sweetie! Just wait till you taste it! Oats and corn and all sorts of other grains, mixed with fresh violets. Here, you want some?
Hec: Opalmeal? Boy do I need some of that! I've been Dragon Walking all day. All that has made me hungry.
Opal: Here, try this. Its sweet. Tons of delicious!
Hec: (he eats some) Wow! That's creamy and sweet. I think everyone should eat this. Hey Nelson, you want some?
Nelson: (he tastes his) You know, she's right! This IS delicious! This isn't just any old oatmeal; this is Dragon food!
Hec: (laughing) You got that right! Never underestimate the power of Opalmeal! Good for humans and dragons, too. (starts Dragon Walking again)
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 4, 2011
Get the Opalmealmug. A hamburger made by Ben Hatley, often eaten near the end of summer and at the start of fall. Often it is grilled on a lawn chair instead of a grill. Ben Burgers are so huge that they take up a bunch of space. They are often covered in tomatoes, peppers, and onions. You can't get them anywhere else but Oshawa, Ontario. So if you're looking for something good to eat at the end of summer, get a Ben Burger. And remember, Ben Hatley sent you!
Ben: Oh boy, looks like its Ben Burger time again!
Liv: Mmm, I love your Ben Burgers to death!
Ben: They're huge, aren't they? One taste of this baby and you'll be runnin' for the Benmobile. Serious grease! (he's laughing very hard - gut shaking)
Sylvia: Hey guys, are you two having a Ben Burger? I've never had one. What's in it?
Dan: Whoah, these Ben Burgers are sweet! I'm dying to know the recipe.
Ben: Well, you take a hamburger and you set it out on the lawn chair. Then, when its cooked on one side, you flip it over and you cook it on the back side. And then you put onions, tomatoes, and peppers on it. Here, taste this!
Dan: (he tastes it) Oooh, this is good! Thank you! (he gives one to Sylvia)
Sylvia: Whoah, this is sweet! Might be a little hard the abdominals. But this is crazy sweet. Thank you!
Ben: You're welcome! Thank Liv too. She eats these. Now, let's hit the Benmobile. (he takes off jogging) See you there!
Liv: Mmm, I love your Ben Burgers to death!
Ben: They're huge, aren't they? One taste of this baby and you'll be runnin' for the Benmobile. Serious grease! (he's laughing very hard - gut shaking)
Sylvia: Hey guys, are you two having a Ben Burger? I've never had one. What's in it?
Dan: Whoah, these Ben Burgers are sweet! I'm dying to know the recipe.
Ben: Well, you take a hamburger and you set it out on the lawn chair. Then, when its cooked on one side, you flip it over and you cook it on the back side. And then you put onions, tomatoes, and peppers on it. Here, taste this!
Dan: (he tastes it) Oooh, this is good! Thank you! (he gives one to Sylvia)
Sylvia: Whoah, this is sweet! Might be a little hard the abdominals. But this is crazy sweet. Thank you!
Ben: You're welcome! Thank Liv too. She eats these. Now, let's hit the Benmobile. (he takes off jogging) See you there!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 1, 2011
Get the Ben Burgermug. A workout program studied by Beatrice Middleton and all her friends at the local Senior Center, where she stays. It is taught by a woman who looks much like her daughter-in-law, Midge.
Midge: Hey everyone, let's Beatricize!
Flo: Yeah, that's a great workout.
Beatrice: Yeah, you tell 'em Midge. You get them going!
Midge: Beatrice, you're my mother-in-law, why don't you teach this stuff?
Beatrice: Okay, I will. We're gonna do this Gunny Granny style. Ten hut!!!
Flo: Yeah, that's a great workout.
Beatrice: Yeah, you tell 'em Midge. You get them going!
Midge: Beatrice, you're my mother-in-law, why don't you teach this stuff?
Beatrice: Okay, I will. We're gonna do this Gunny Granny style. Ten hut!!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 12, 2010
Get the Beatricizemug. A form of tea that is drunk by Beatrice Middleton when she is stressed or tired. It's made of lavender and chamomile flowers, steeped in a pot of hot water. Used to treat stressful situations due to her recent coaching.
Beatrice: Hey you all. Do you want some stress tea? I just made a whole big pot full.
Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!
Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!
Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?
Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.
Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!
Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!
Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')
Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.
Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!
Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!
Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?
Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.
Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!
Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!
Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')
Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.
by Dusty's Baby Powder February 22, 2011
Get the Stress Teamug. A form of squat created on September 27, 2011 by Ben Hatley. It begins by standing by the Benmobile's front wheel with the feet spread as wide as possible. The wheel is then kicked or turned and then, between turns of the wheel, a plyometric squat is done. That is you jump up in between turns of the wheel. This is very powerful. If you thought doing squats was fun before, wait till you try Hatleysquats - they are awesome! Ben Hatley approved.
Ben: Hey Bryant, come here. How about a round of Hatleysquats? (he kicks the wheel of the Benmobile)
Bryant: I'm not sure. I know how to do it, but we did some this morning.
Ben: Well, it wouldn't hurt to do some again. Here, spread your feet and squat down when I turn the wheel. Then, for every time it turns, jump up once. Ready? (he turns the wheel and Bryant jumps up)
Liv: Wow! Are you doing Hatleysquats again? Let me at it! These are fun. Better than any old regular squat that I do.
Bryant: (counting, having already done 5) Six.. Seven.. Eight.. Nine.. Ten! There! I feel awesome now.
Snapper: What?! This crazy exercise. I used to do these, but not like that. Show me.
Bryant: Here Aunt Snapper, I'll show you. Spread your feet out and crouch down. Then, when Grandpa Ben turns the wheel, jump up, then squat again. Its easy. Its a Hatleysquat.
Snapper: (tries it) Woah, that's brisk. Do you think Grandma Mac might like it?
Ben: Sure, she'll love it. They are so hot your quads will be an inferno by the time we're done. (he rubs his leg because he's squatted for so long) Sweet!
Bryant: I'm not sure. I know how to do it, but we did some this morning.
Ben: Well, it wouldn't hurt to do some again. Here, spread your feet and squat down when I turn the wheel. Then, for every time it turns, jump up once. Ready? (he turns the wheel and Bryant jumps up)
Liv: Wow! Are you doing Hatleysquats again? Let me at it! These are fun. Better than any old regular squat that I do.
Bryant: (counting, having already done 5) Six.. Seven.. Eight.. Nine.. Ten! There! I feel awesome now.
Snapper: What?! This crazy exercise. I used to do these, but not like that. Show me.
Bryant: Here Aunt Snapper, I'll show you. Spread your feet out and crouch down. Then, when Grandpa Ben turns the wheel, jump up, then squat again. Its easy. Its a Hatleysquat.
Snapper: (tries it) Woah, that's brisk. Do you think Grandma Mac might like it?
Ben: Sure, she'll love it. They are so hot your quads will be an inferno by the time we're done. (he rubs his leg because he's squatted for so long) Sweet!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 28, 2011
Get the Hatleysquatsmug.