Dustin's definitions

goldbricking

To cheat at accomplishing a task, duty, or job.

To cheat; swindle.

I'm the one who's going to kick your phony goldbricking ass! -From the 1998 movie, The Big Lebowski

by Dustin December 2, 2003

glass bottom boating

Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.

The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.

by Dustin December 2, 2003

Minnesotan

a passive-agressive, egotistical jerk or bitch who can't drive.

This jerk-off riding my ass is definitely a Minnesotan.

by Dustin December 2, 2003

brake check

While driving, hitting your brakes really hard to scare the crap out of the jerk driving two inches from your rear bumper.

Checking to make sure they have enough time to brake without rear-ending you (pissing them off).

This guy is driving way too close to my rear bumper, time to brake check him.

by Dustin December 2, 2003

juggling joker

An obscene smell, such as flatulance or roadkill.

Hey, you smell like a juggling joker.

by Dustin August 20, 2003

meco

man juice, cum, jizz, nut mustard

I spalttered her face with meco.

by Dustin September 19, 2003

kenope

big in lenth or size.

i have a big dick

by dustin October 3, 2003