Definitions by Dunky Oggins

liver-lifter 

An especially large penis.

I always wondered why June had an almost permanent smile on her face, until i discovered Alec had a liver-lifter.

liver-lifter by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

Greek sauna 

Placing one's partner's head under the duvet after one has broken wind.

"Phillip, you do love to give a Greek sauna don't you" said a gagging Elizabeth.

Greek sauna by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003

when the red is over the pink, go for the brown 

When a woman is menstruating, opt for anal intercourse with her.

Kevin: Daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me?
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.

when the red is over the pink, go for the brown by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003

scatting 

A sexual act entailing defecating onto the face of one's partner.

Doctor, can i have some Picolax please, my new girlfriend is into scatting.

scatting by Dunky Oggins December 16, 2003

get some duke 

To have someone's fingers or fist inserted into one's anus for sexual pleasure.

"Oh yes, my Phillip likes to get some duke" said Elizabeth rolling up her sleeves.

get some duke by Dunky Oggins December 16, 2003

willy wensleydale 

Smegma, the cheesy secretion that collects under the foreskin.

Kevin was ecstatic: Britney had just started to perform fellatio on him. Unfortunately she got a taste of his willy wensleydale, and , gagging, stormed off home. Life can be such a bitch sometimes!

willy wensleydale by Dunky Oggins December 14, 2003

bollock yoghurt 

Seminal fluid, semen.

"I'm feeling hungry" said June.
"Have some bollock yoghurt then" said Alec, whipping out his weenus in a flash.

bollock yoghurt by Dunky Oggins December 12, 2003