Dunky Oggins's definitions

clithopper

A promiscuous lesbian.

Kevin was very disappointed: Peggy had turned down his offer of a date.
"You wombat!" exclaimed John, "Everyone knows she's a clithopper."

by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004

fish supper

sex, especially as a conjugal right.

Alec told June to get upstairs straight away. After all that hard work gardening he fancied a fish supper.

by Dunky Oggins November 1, 2003

choke a darkie

to defecate

"Wait here a minute" said Enoch, "I'm just going to choke a darkie."

by Dunky Oggins November 18, 2003

magic button

the clitoris

Cherie was feeling very surly: Tony had had a long day in cabinet and was too tired to press her magic button.

by Dunky Oggins November 21, 2003

shit shag

anal intercourse

you're walking funny, did you have a shit shag last night?

by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

Christmas crackers

The testicles (from rhyming slang, Christmas crackers = knackers).

Kevin was very excited: Britney had just asked him to show her his Christmas crackers. Two minutes, and a slap round the face later, he was so disappointed when he realised the pop-babe had no knowledge of British rhyming slang!
Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.

by Dunky Oggins December 25, 2003

full house

being infected with both syphilis and gonorrhoea.

i wish i hadn't fucked thunderthighs, she gave me a full house.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003