whack the one-eyed worm

to masturbate

Dave got so excited watching the Hammerettes he had to rush off at half-time and whack the one-eyed worm.

by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

Christmas crackers

The testicles (from rhyming slang, Christmas crackers = knackers).

Kevin was very excited: Britney had just asked him to show her his Christmas crackers. Two minutes, and a slap round the face later, he was so disappointed when he realised the pop-babe had no knowledge of British rhyming slang!
Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.

by Dunky Oggins December 25, 2003

piss polo

Trying to move disinfectant tablets along a urinal trough using one's stream of urine.

Kevin had spent ages in the toilet at the snooker club.
"You bin playing piss polo again" said an exasperated John.
"Nah, I've bin black-'n'-deckering" replied Kevin with a smug grin.

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

silvery

having the appearence of silver

by the light of the silvery moon...

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

fawcetting

engaging in homosexual acts with one's servant.

"stay out of the bedroom for a while" said Elizabeth to Diana, "Charles is fawcetting again."

by Dunky Oggins November 08, 2003

horn colic

an involuntary erection.

It is quite embarassing to get horn colic on a train during the rush hour.

by Dunky Oggins November 03, 2003

Irish shave

pertaining to defecation

i better go take an Irish shave, that curry i had last night seems to have worked its way through.

by Dunky Oggins November 14, 2003