105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

Stay out of the toilet for a while folks, Kevin's got thunderturds again.

i better go syphon the python before my bag bursts.

i wonder if Britney has a singed minge?

i wouldn't go swimming in there mate, it's full of Gravesend sweetmeats.

June was bored: Alec had been playing with his gnomes for hours, so she went upstairs to grease the gash.

"Phillip, you do love to give a Greek sauna don't you" said a gagging Elizabeth.

Poor old Alec, he got sacked from his new job at the undertakers when the boss caught him getting some cold comfort.