105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

Defecation accompanied by loud and evil-smelling flatulence.
Stay out of the toilet for a while folks, Kevin's got thunderturds again.
by Dunky Oggins November 18, 2003
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June was bored: Alec had been playing with his gnomes for hours, so she went upstairs to grease the gash.
by Dunky Oggins November 14, 2003
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Placing one's partner's head under the duvet after one has broken wind.
"Phillip, you do love to give a Greek sauna don't you" said a gagging Elizabeth.
by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003
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To have sexual relations with a corpse.
Poor old Alec, he got sacked from his new job at the undertakers when the boss caught him getting some cold comfort.
by Dunky Oggins January 09, 2004
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