spunk bubble

a general term of abuse directed at someone.

You spunk bubble DeFoe, you should have passed the ball not taken a shot!

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

Gravesend sweetmeats

solid lumps of sewage

i wouldn't go swimming in there mate, it's full of Gravesend sweetmeats.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

Irish toothache

an erection.

I saw Britney on Top of the Pops last night and i got a massive Irish toothache.

by Dunky Oggins November 03, 2003

Bombay omelette

vomit, particularly forming a puddle on a pavement.

watch out for that Bombay omelette!

by Dunky Oggins October 26, 2003

Essex girl

A (young) woman from the England county of Essex. In popular mythology an Essex girl is supposedly stupid and obsessed with sex.

Q: How do you know when an Essex girl has an orgasm?
A: She drops her kebab.

by Dunky Oggins November 21, 2003

silvery

having the appearence of silver

by the light of the silvery moon...

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

kentucky fried rat

A spicey fast-food very popular in Korea and Upton Park High Street.

I complained to the shops manager when i discovered a piece of chicken amongst my kentucky fried rat.

by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003