first story told in therapy

When you walk in on your parents having sex, which can lead to one seeking professional assistance in coping with the event.

Dr. Jean and Dr. Grey often fall asleep in therapy sessions because the first story told in therapy is always the same.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Minacs

a Dead End Job. Although it may seem promising when you start, company policy changes on a monthly basis, making it impossible to qualify for incentives. Meanwhile your superiors get paid to smoke.

I just got a job at Minacs! It's better than working at McDonalds...I guess

by Duke September 11, 2004

real world

Something that only exists in your mind.

Also: MTV show responsible for turning assholes into celebrities and starting the whole godawful reality TV craze

The real world sucks

by Duke July 10, 2003

compromise

Backing down to her demands so you can get laid later.

I compromised with my wife that she could decorate the house green if she gave me oral treats on an airplane toilet seat.

by Duke July 10, 2003

vaginalfury

when a girl releashes the juices all over you

that stupid bitch laid some vaginal fury on me

by DuKe April 11, 2003

gokka

1. Sit around stareing at nothing.
2. Slacking.

Swedish slang, probably from the German word for stareing.

Ska gokka hela dan imorrn framfor TVn.
(I´m gonna gokka all day tomorrow infront of the TV.)

Going to initiate gokking level 12 with a bag of chips.

by Duke November 22, 2004

mic check

when a woman performs fellatio on a man.

I didn't hit that, but she did a mic check.

by Duke February 25, 2004