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What you have to use for weed because the emoji board doesn’t have the weed emoji. It looks like the ducking Canadian maple leaf but it’s just the only emoji that looks closest to a weed leaf.

Friend: Ayyyy what’s up man, what do u wanna go do?
Me: 🍁🍁🍁
Friend: What? U want to go to Canada???
Me: No I wanna fucking smoke and get high. The stupid emoji board doesn’t have a weed emoji

by Dubiks May 10, 2019

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Ni🅱️🅱️a

A meme-ified version of saying the n word that white people can use.

Black person: ayyyy what’s up my ni🅱️🅱️a
White person: all good ni🅱️🅱️a hbu
Black person: I’m doin fine man

by Dubiks April 16, 2019

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unjust law

The only type of law that's made to be broken.

* example of unjust law in the 1950's*
"do-gooder": What are you doing? You know your not allowed to bring black people into your house. That's illegal.
Actual good person: Dude, people were throwing rocks at him, I had to get him inside.
"do-gooder": YOU REBEL!!! CRIMINAL SCUM LIKE YOURSELF NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY IN PRISON!!!
Actual good person: Says the person who stones black people for fun.

by Dubiks November 30, 2018

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Easter

A time when a bunny shits out eggs for children to eat

*example of easter*
Mmmm... This chocolate shit is good!

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

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Valentine's day

The worst day of the entire year to be single. Companies and the people around you will make you feel like shit to the point of drinking yourself to sleep.

single person: Oh fuck it's Valentine's day! Better stay inside where it's safe from judgement.

by Dubiks February 09, 2019

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