Dubiks's definitions
Hopes for 2019:
1. The onslaught of mass shootings will end
2. Toy Story 4 will be just as good as the last ones
3. We'll get some games that aren't overshadowed by Fortnite
4. microtransactions will die out
5. The new Star Wars movie will be better than the last one we had
6. The Shrek reboot won't be shit
7. WWIII won't happen
8. Weed will be legalized across the US
9. Mumble rap will die out
10. Net Neutrality will be brought back to life across the US and Ajit Pai's reign of terror will finally end
1. The onslaught of mass shootings will end
2. Toy Story 4 will be just as good as the last ones
3. We'll get some games that aren't overshadowed by Fortnite
4. microtransactions will die out
5. The new Star Wars movie will be better than the last one we had
6. The Shrek reboot won't be shit
7. WWIII won't happen
8. Weed will be legalized across the US
9. Mumble rap will die out
10. Net Neutrality will be brought back to life across the US and Ajit Pai's reign of terror will finally end
by Dubiks November 12, 2018
Get the 2019mug. An app where underage girls pose as 20 year olds in which middle age men will end up trying to have sex with them
middle aged man: dude I just met this hot chick on Tik Tok
Me: Bruh, she’s 12
middle aged man: oh shit! Meh I’d still tap dat
Me: Bruh, she’s 12
middle aged man: oh shit! Meh I’d still tap dat
by Dubiks April 24, 2019
Get the Tik Tokmug. Me before watching jake paul: I love life
Me after watching jake paul: I lost my faith in humanity. Fuck everything
Me after watching jake paul: I lost my faith in humanity. Fuck everything
by Dubiks January 14, 2019
Get the faith in humanitymug. friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up pajaculating on my dad when he barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks
Me: not that great, I ended up pajaculating on my dad when he barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks
by Dubiks December 27, 2018
Get the pajaculatingmug. by Dubiks December 27, 2018
Get the slutmug. by Dubiks March 11, 2019
Get the Flumug. The stress mechanism that all human beings possess whenever they encounter a stressful situation. This involves chemicals such as adrenaline and cortisol overriding the brain in which the person will either face the situation like a badass, or run away like a total pussy.
*fight or flight in a nutshell*
Person 1: "I'm going to kick your ass for fucking my mother last night." (pulls out bat)
Person 2: "FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT." (runs away)
Person 1: "I'm going to kick your ass for fucking my mother last night." (pulls out bat)
Person 2: "FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT." (runs away)
by Dubiks August 26, 2018
Get the fight or flightmug.