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Definitions by Dubiks

unjust law 

The only type of law that's made to be broken.
* example of unjust law in the 1950's*
"do-gooder": What are you doing? You know your not allowed to bring black people into your house. That's illegal.
Actual good person: Dude, people were throwing rocks at him, I had to get him inside.
"do-gooder": YOU REBEL!!! CRIMINAL SCUM LIKE YOURSELF NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY IN PRISON!!!
Actual good person: Says the person who stones black people for fun.
unjust law by Dubiks November 30, 2018

hard work 

A societal pressure that causes people to work 12+ meaningless hours everyday without making any meaningful contributions. What people really need to start doing is working smarter and not harder. Working smarter is being able to get more work done in less amount of time. It allows people to gain extraordinary talents that the hardest working man will never achieve.
*example of hard work*
Office Worker: I went to college for 8 years and became an employee for a tech company. I worked hard for this position. However, my boss never went to college, but after 2 years of building his business, he earns over 5 times the amount I earn annually.

There's a reason why the office worker isn't in the position his boss is and that's because his boss was used his time to work smart and knew he didn't need to go to college in order to succeed in life.
hard work by Dubiks November 30, 2018

war on drugs 

The war on drugs is a terrible excuse of an effort that promotes racism and incarceration of minority groups.
war on drugs by Dubiks November 28, 2018

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efowihuaeniupglvhcj by Dubiks November 26, 2018

adolescence 

The period of time in life in which your whole life is controlled by another human being.
*example of person in adolescence*
adolescent: "Can I go hang out with Bobby today."
mom: "No."
adolescent: "Why not?"
mom: "Because I said so."
adolescence by Dubiks November 25, 2018

Barack Obama 

A kickass president who deserved a third term.
I wish Barack Obama was our president again. :(
Barack Obama by Dubiks November 25, 2018

Black Friday 

Bloodshed of thousands of Americans as they fight, maul, and scrape their way through stores to get the "cheapest" possible prices.
*example of Black Friday*
mom#1: (takes last toaster)
mom#2: "GIVE ME THAT TOASTER YOU CUNT!"
mom#1: "It's mine bitch, you'll just have to come back tomorrow where it's $3 more."
mom#2: "FUCK YOU!"
(fight breaks out)
Black Friday by Dubiks November 22, 2018