politics

Yet another technique the government uses in order to separate the human race into different groups and gain control of the population.
elite: Look at those foolish Americans. They'll believe whatever bullshit we shove in their faces. America is already more separated than it ever was before and all we had to do was make up 2 different sides for people to join and have them believe that the other side is the enemy. I love politics
by Dubiks March 20, 2019
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Underage drinking

When a person can fight in wars in risk of getting shot, blown up, hanged, stabbed, and even kidnapped, but is not allowed to drink a simple beverage
cop: you’re under arrest for underage drinking
18 year old soldier: I’ve witnessed my closest brothers in arms dying in my arms. I’ve seen women and children get shot and killed over some fucking tyrannical god. I’ve had to go to the hospital multiple times due to being shot and have even been stabbed once. And you’re telling me that I can’t enjoy 1 beer afterwards.
cop: uhhhhhhh... yes
by Dubiks March 23, 2019
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Survival of the fittest

An excuse for being an asshole
person: Hey that cookie was mine
asshole: survival of the fittest
by Dubiks April 10, 2019
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Closet

Me and Cindy had 7 minutes in heaven in that closet last night
by Dubiks March 24, 2019
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Sling shot

When you wanna sling shit like a monkey but u can’t throw like a monkey
Imma use my fuckin sling shot on these bullies
by Dubiks May 27, 2019
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self-driving cars

Wouldn't it be cool if everyone had self-driving cars
by Dubiks February 19, 2019
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privacy

A thing that doesn't exist anymore.
The government is always trying to find new ways to invade our privacy to the point where it is impossible to not be watched.
by Dubiks October 29, 2018
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