Definitions by Dubiks

Tickle me Elmo 

A red toy that pedophiles love to play with

pedophile: I love playing with the tickle me Elmo

Tickle me Elmo by Dubiks December 29, 2018

Netflix 

A company that butt fucked cable when it comes to ratings

People are now moving from cable to netflix

Netflix by Dubiks December 29, 2018

Chair

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

Chairs are total ass magnets

Chair by Dubiks December 29, 2018

school

The worlds biggest cloning system

School is a tool the government uses to make obedient workers

school by Dubiks December 28, 2018

guns 

What most men use to boast about how manly they are

“man”: I got so many guns, look at all the animal heads I have on my wall
Me: yeah because killing random shit is totally the quickest way to become a man

guns by Dubiks December 28, 2018

commercials

The reason why nobody watches TV anymore

Commercials ruined television

commercials by Dubiks December 28, 2018

girls 

Complicated

Girls are complicated

girls by Dubiks December 28, 2018