Dubiks's definitions

Barack Obama

A kickass president who deserved a third term.

I wish Barack Obama was our president again. :(

by Dubiks November 25, 2018

unjust law

The only type of law that's made to be broken.

* example of unjust law in the 1950's*
"do-gooder": What are you doing? You know your not allowed to bring black people into your house. That's illegal.
Actual good person: Dude, people were throwing rocks at him, I had to get him inside.
"do-gooder": YOU REBEL!!! CRIMINAL SCUM LIKE YOURSELF NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY IN PRISON!!!
Actual good person: Says the person who stones black people for fun.

by Dubiks November 30, 2018

Ni🅱️🅱️a

A meme-ified version of saying the n word that white people can use.

Black person: ayyyy what’s up my ni🅱️🅱️a
White person: all good ni🅱️🅱️a hbu
Black person: I’m doin fine man

by Dubiks April 16, 2019

Easter

A time when a bunny shits out eggs for children to eat

*example of easter*
Mmmm... This chocolate shit is good!

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

Valentine's day

The worst day of the entire year to be single. Companies and the people around you will make you feel like shit to the point of drinking yourself to sleep.

single person: Oh fuck it's Valentine's day! Better stay inside where it's safe from judgement.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

dead phone

Literally a fucking useless piece of shit until you get it charged again

Great my phone is dead and there isn't another charger or miles. This dead phone is useless as fuck

by Dubiks April 6, 2019

crap

A word that nobody thinks is a bad word.

friend: "Crap!!!"
Me: "Dude you're not allowed to swear here."
friend: "Crap isn't a bad word."
Me: "Uh, Technically it is."

by Dubiks November 16, 2018