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Get the nibba mug.When you’re running super late for an event and go 20+ miles above the speed limit and don’t give a fuck about the risk of getting pulled over.
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Get the Poseidon Powder mug.Something that varies very vastly from country to country. For example, the US has very strict drinking laws in which people can be charged with under age drinking if they’re under the age of 21 and bartenders will obsessively ask for ID until their late 20s, where as in Mexico a 15-year-old can asl for alcoholic beverages without even being asked for ID even though the drinking age is 18.
*example of drinking laws*
(USA)
20-year-old & 11 months: can I have a small glass of corona
bartender: ID
20-year-old & 11 months: (shows ID)
bartender: Woah Woah Woah! You’re not allowed to drink here. Come back in exactly 25 days then I can serve you until then though fuck off
(Mexico)
15-year-old: Can a have a glass of tequila with a pint of gin, the strongest of course
bartender: Oh what the hell why not
(USA)
20-year-old & 11 months: can I have a small glass of corona
bartender: ID
20-year-old & 11 months: (shows ID)
bartender: Woah Woah Woah! You’re not allowed to drink here. Come back in exactly 25 days then I can serve you until then though fuck off
(Mexico)
15-year-old: Can a have a glass of tequila with a pint of gin, the strongest of course
bartender: Oh what the hell why not
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1. Goes faster when the light turns yellow
2. Is not afraid to honk at dipshit drivers on the road
3. Never goes under 5 miles above the speed limit
4. Has the uncontrollable urge to pass slow drivers in front of them
5. Really really hates traffic
6. Is always on the left most lane
1. Goes faster when the light turns yellow
2. Is not afraid to honk at dipshit drivers on the road
3. Never goes under 5 miles above the speed limit
4. Has the uncontrollable urge to pass slow drivers in front of them
5. Really really hates traffic
6. Is always on the left most lane
*example of aggressive driver*
dipshit: (goes 5 miles under the speed limit)
Me: GO FASTER YOU CUNT!
dipshit: (goes even slower)
Me: Fuck this (illegally passes dipshit and flips him off)
dipshit: (goes 5 miles under the speed limit)
Me: GO FASTER YOU CUNT!
dipshit: (goes even slower)
Me: Fuck this (illegally passes dipshit and flips him off)
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