Dubiks's definitions

Word

A fucking word

A Word is a word which is also a word

by Dubiks December 26, 2018

school

The worlds biggest cloning system

School is a tool the government uses to make obedient workers

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

Autism Speaks

A corrupt and hateful organization that views autism as a disease that needs to be cured, in which close-minded moms will end up pouring massive amounts of money into in order to make their children "the perfect child." They view autistic people as sub-humans who are incapable of love and affection, in which they'll end up using torturous methods such as ABA therapy to convert them to acting "normal." This is a pure example of corporate greed as they are using fear mongering techniques in order to gain as much money as possible even though less than 10% of all the money they receive actually goes to helping the families themselves. There's a reason why so many autistics (including me) heavily despise Autism Speaks and that's because they aren't even listening to the actual autistic people themselves. Instead, They decide to listen to the parents, who are often too ignorant to understand how we actually feel.

Pro Tip: Go to Autistic Self Advocacy Network. It is way better than Autism Speaks in every way and doesn't spread hateful messages about autism.

by Dubiks January 16, 2019

Must Meditate March

The month after Free Fap February where you jizzed all you can and gave Jesus the finger at the beginning of the month, so you end up moving on to meditation practices for the entire month of March

My balls are now drained so I must use this time to meditate for Must Meditate March

by Dubiks February 24, 2019

Bob the Builder

A badass that can build anything.

woman: Hey, can you fix my vibrator, it stopped working after squirted too much.
Bob the Builder: I can fix it!!!

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

guns

What most men use to boast about how manly they are

“man”: I got so many guns, look at all the animal heads I have on my wall
Me: yeah because killing random shit is totally the quickest way to become a man

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

PG-13

The movie rating that is allowed to show massive amounts of people getting killed but is not allowed to say a word we all hear every single day, more than once.

Using this logic, a video of a person stabbing someone would be PG-13 and an average conversation with your friends would be rated R? Doesn't anyone else think that is at least a little weird?

by Dubiks December 1, 2018