Definitions by Dubiks

Valentine's day 

The worst day of the entire year to be single. Companies and the people around you will make you feel like shit to the point of drinking yourself to sleep.

single person: Oh fuck it's Valentine's day! Better stay inside where it's safe from judgement.

Valentine's day by Dubiks February 9, 2019

holidays 

Days where many different companies shove advertisements down our throats and persuade us into giving them shit loads of money.

Companies tell us to buy as much shit as possible on holidays.

holidays by Dubiks February 9, 2019

blow my brains out 

What you say to a hooker when you want her to give you special treatment

Blow my brains out baby

blow my brains out by Dubiks February 8, 2019

Shocking 

When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom

gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom

Shocking by Dubiks February 8, 2019

Shocking 

Two in the bee hole one in the pee hole

Woah that was shocking

Shocking by Dubiks February 8, 2019

Thanos 

A weak fucking bitch when compared to the almighty Shaggy.

Shaggy can destroy Thanos while only using 1% of his power

Thanos by Dubiks February 7, 2019

Airpods 

An even faster way to get girls than wearing gucci

(guy #1 wears gucci)
girl: Wow! Is that gucci youre wearin
guy #1: yeah you like it
girl: of course I do you’re so cool!
(guy #2 walks in with Airpods)
girl: OMG! Are those Airpods
guy #2: Yeah, why aren’t you spending time with me instead of this broke boy. Mafucka can’t even afford Airpods
girl: OMG I’d love to❤️

Airpods by Dubiks February 7, 2019