Definitions by Dubiks

Survival of the fittest 

An excuse for being an asshole

person: Hey that cookie was mine
asshole: survival of the fittest

Survival of the fittest by Dubiks April 9, 2019

charger 

A life support for smart phones; often prevents people from going apeshit when their phone dies.

person: awww damnit my phone died, oh well I can just charge it with my charger. (sees that charger is broken) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

charger by Dubiks April 6, 2019

desk 

A place where most students sleep when they have to getup at the ass crack of dawn everyday to go to school.

I just slept for 2 hours at that desk over there in english class

desk by Dubiks April 6, 2019

dead phone 

Literally a fucking useless piece of shit until you get it charged again

Great my phone is dead and there isn't another charger or miles. This dead phone is useless as fuck

dead phone by Dubiks April 6, 2019

dead phone 

Literally a fucking useless piece of shit until you get it charged again

Great my phone is dead and there isn't another charger or miles. This dead phone is useless as fuck

dead phone by Dubiks April 6, 2019

American Dream 

A dream that, unfortunately, many people have not yet woken up from.

person: Yo, what the hell happened?
Me: You were dreaming about the American Dream again. God people do dumb shit when they sleep walk

American Dream by Dubiks April 4, 2019

Bellevue College

A great community college located in the city of Bellevue, Washington. This college has a very diverse group of people in which the school portrays a strong sense of acceptance and diversity among its students. So if you're the type of person that stereotypes a lot, this school isn't for you (seriously you need to stop that shit if you are). The school doesn't have too many academic opportunities compared to other universities, but it's a great incubator for people hoping to transfer to a four year university. It also has a great running start program.

Person: So, you go to Bellevue College?
Me: Yeah, it's been a great school for me. I highly recommend going there if you're interested in doing running start or just want to save money on college funds.
Person: Maybe I will!

Bellevue College by Dubiks April 3, 2019