Youtuber

The only job where you can rage all you want without getting fired

Youtubers often get millions of views by raging and cussing where as if they do that at a normal job they’d get fired

by Dubiks December 25, 2018

ABA therapy

A type of "therapy" that forces autistic children to conform to normal societal expectations instead of appreciating them for who they are. This requires them to work with "therapists" 20-40 hours a week in which they'll comply to act however way his/her parents want them to act even if it's physically and psychologically scarring. A lot of times the "therapists" will force autistic people to not stim or restrict meltdowns. They'll also emotionally manipulate their clients in which they reward them for being obedient and restricting their natural habits. This can often lead them to being overly obedient and anxious later in life in which they'll be scared to stand up for themselves for what is right.

Me: Poor Timmy has PTSD from all that ABA therapy he's endured.
Friend: Those fucking assholes. Why can't they just let us be ourselves and express ourselves in our own unique ways. It's not like we're hurting anyone while doing it.
Me: Because money that's why.

by Dubiks January 16, 2019

Mario

An Italian plumber who gets high off of mushrooms and kicks fire breathing turtle ass.

Mario: (pulls axe)
Bowser: "FUCK NOT AGAIN!"

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

Urban Dictionary virgin

A person who frequently goes on UD to read definitions but has never actually written a def himself

Max wanted to lose his urban dictionary virginity after reading all of those hilarious definitions

by Dubiks April 18, 2019

Youtube

A website that has been going downhill ever since they started demonetizing videos for profit

Demonetization is just a plan for Youtube to gain more money

by Dubiks December 22, 2018

Anxiety

You know that one asshole in your life who always tries to undermine everything you do. Imagine your mind constantly being that one asshole everywhere you go.

That's what Anxiety feels like.

by Dubiks December 08, 2018

faith in humanity

What is lost whenever you watch the news.

I lost my faith in humanity

by Dubiks November 10, 2018