Black Phase

The phase in a white person’s life (usually around middle school) when he simply thinks that he is a black person, in which he’ll do everything a stereotypical black gangster would do including saying the n word, lying about doing drugs, and saying that he’s from the hood. Now it’s important to note that not every white person will go through this awkward stage of development so not every white person will understand

white person: I’m a real gangster in deze mafackin streetz. I blow 420 smoke errryday n*gga
friend: dude what the hell u can’t say the n word, you’re not black
white person: dafuq u talkin bout sayin I ain’t black, n*gga of course I’m black. Look at all deze hoes I have.
friend: bro, it doesn’t matter how many hoes u got you’ll never be black
white person: whateva u just jealous cuz u ain’t a real n*gga
friend: dude, u need to get out of this black phase you’re in it’s really starting to piss me off
white person: I’m not in a fucking phase I really am black
friend: Ok whatever u say.

by Dubiks April 12, 2019

charger

A life support for smart phones; often prevents people from going apeshit when their phone dies.

person: awww damnit my phone died, oh well I can just charge it with my charger. (sees that charger is broken) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

by Dubiks April 07, 2019

charger

A life support for excessive iphone users

I need my charger in order to survive

by Dubiks December 31, 2018

Climate Change

A real fucking thing that is happening right now!

Don't listen to all of the bullshit saying that Climate Change isn't real because it fucking is.

by Dubiks November 11, 2018

Shaggism

A religion on the internet that’s dedicated towards worshiping our lord and savior Shaggy

Shaggy only used 1% of his power to overpower Christianity with his new religion Shaggism

by Dubiks February 18, 2019

unjust law

The only type of law that's made to be broken.

* example of unjust law in the 1950's*
"do-gooder": What are you doing? You know your not allowed to bring black people into your house. That's illegal.
Actual good person: Dude, people were throwing rocks at him, I had to get him inside.
"do-gooder": YOU REBEL!!! CRIMINAL SCUM LIKE YOURSELF NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY IN PRISON!!!
Actual good person: Says the person who stones black people for fun.

by Dubiks December 01, 2018

sacrifice

An excuse people have used for thousands of years as a way to mask their violent nature

victim: Why are you killing me?
mayan: We're using you as sacrifice for the gods.

by Dubiks December 30, 2018