Drew Christx's definitions

sart

A sex fart. More often than not unplanned, but a formidable tactic when mastered. When combined with a good wolfbag it can produce the most insane orgasm ever.

If attempting this with a senior citizen, a stain resistant acrylic is recommended on the walls.

"I was fucking Vicary up the poo when the fat slut decided to jump on top. She must weigh close to 300kg cause she pushed the biggest sart out of me."

by Drew Christx May 13, 2006

pelch

Sweat, or sweat marks visible on clothing.

I can't believe the humidity! I've got arse pelch up the ying-yang

by drew christx June 14, 2005

phranger

A condom. See the mis-spelled franger

She wasn't on the pill so i had to tarp the load with a phranger

by drew christx May 3, 2005

mushtick

A bullshit hand-ball serve made up by Max where the ball has to bounce off the ceiling before going into the opposing player's court

Stand back, he's serving a mushtick

by drew christx May 4, 2005

Crazy Eights

When a chick lies on a bed spread-eagled and runs her finger in a figure-eight motion around and between her cunt and arse holes.

"She's doing the crazy-8's, looks like someone's getting lucky"

by drew christx May 4, 2005

dc

Acronym for "dead cunt".

I wish the retards who posted the 500 different 'District of Columbias' would be dc's.

by drew christx May 4, 2005

Greyhound race

When you put your cock into the wire basket from the top of a champagne bottle and run around. It looks like a muzzled greyhound.

Alright guys, whip out the champers, it's time to go greyhound racing

by drew christx May 27, 2005