Drew Christx's definitions

pelch

Sweat, or sweat marks visible on clothing.

I can't believe the humidity! I've got arse pelch up the ying-yang

by drew christx June 14, 2005

mushtick

A bullshit hand-ball serve made up by Max where the ball has to bounce off the ceiling before going into the opposing player's court

Stand back, he's serving a mushtick

by drew christx May 4, 2005

lil' curtains

The most prolific rap artist to come out of Brisbane. Was asked to tour as support act for 50 Cent but declined because he doesn't like porch monkeys and the fat-arsed watermelon eaters that they attract.

Hey yo dog let's represent at Curtain Wonderland and pop a cap in the Spotlight carpark fo shizzle. Lil' Curtains kickin it to the southside clique

by Drew Christx July 18, 2006

Pearl

Possibly the greatest vibrator ever made. Has a clear plastic section with real perals inside that oscilate to intensify the stimulation.
Similar to the famous RABBITT 2000

"My boyfriend's gone on tour, so i've had to pull out the Pearl and pleasure myself"

by drew christx May 3, 2005

Greyhound race

When you put your cock into the wire basket from the top of a champagne bottle and run around. It looks like a muzzled greyhound.

Alright guys, whip out the champers, it's time to go greyhound racing

by drew christx May 27, 2005

phranger

A condom. See the mis-spelled franger

She wasn't on the pill so i had to tarp the load with a phranger

by drew christx May 3, 2005

swede

A wog with a shitty riced up car like an Excel with a drift wing or a GX Imprezza with a WRX bonnet.

Look at that fuckin' swede with his STi shopping trolley. I bet he lives in Sydney

by drew christx May 4, 2005