Definitions by Dreamscape009

Apex Redditor 

The person that spends all of their free time on Reddit and earns the most gold or platinum. They are the top of the Reddit food chain.

Thanks for the gold/platinum! You can call me the apex redditor.

Apex Redditor by Dreamscape009 July 6, 2022

Apex breadator 

The person who is always chasing the bag and earns more money than anybody else. The breadwinner.

I earned more money than everybody else in sales this year. I'm the apex breadator of the sales department.

Apex breadator by Dreamscape009 July 6, 2022

Double dunk 

When you and your homie shit in the same toilet simultaneously.

Mick and I both had to shit after eating Mexican food but there was only one toilet open so we had to double dunk it.

Double dunk by Dreamscape009 August 10, 2021

Edging 

When you tease a person just enough to frustrate them but not enough for them to explode at you. After they calm down you tease them even more bringing them right to their boiling point without pushing them over the edge. Proper edging over the course of a day leaves them mentally incapacitated and unable to summon the energy to explode.

I was edging Max so hard earlier when I told him he had a Red Bull addiction. I'm gonna edge him even more later today after he's forgotten about it.

Edging by Dreamscape009 July 17, 2021

Gucky 

When a girl is giving you head and instead of spitting on your gentleman sausage she hocks a loogie on it and sucks it up.

Bro Stacy was slobbing on my knob when all the sudden she gave me a gucky and schlurped it up like it was a smoothie.

Gucky by Dreamscape009 July 15, 2021

Caner 

A visually impaired individual that relies on a cane to feel their way around or requires glasses to see clearly.

Haha look at Bud wearing his new glasses! He's such a caner now that he can't see without them.

Caner by Dreamscape009 December 29, 2020