1. Haha look at Bud wearing his new glasses! He's such a caner now that he can't see without them.

2. Look at the way Bud is limping because of his bad hip. He's going to be a caner soon with the way his joints are deteriorating in his old age.

Oh you’re just being alive? I’m horny too

Tom loves his skunk - he's a complete caner.

She was out on the lash again last night, she's a total caner

oh my god look at Caner

Hey that old guy over there is a caner

joe: yeah man, im sick again
tim: the caner got you hey
joe: sure did. need to get my battle on and fight this caner
tim: lets join forces.

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beck: WHEN will my prince charming get here?
kate: when the caner stops getting in his way
beck: stupid caner