Dray’s Dictionary's definitions

COVID-19

The word to use when you are tired of saying “coronavirus”.

Please stay in your house cuz you don’t want COVID-19.

by Dray’s Dictionary March 30, 2020

Tyager

Someone aged 20-99. As the ‘ty’ that comes after a number such as ‘seven’ implies the zero that is added.

Happy birthday to my 20 year old son! He is now a tyager!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 15, 2021

Kiddery

When a married child cheats on his/her husband/wife.

Good thing child marriage isn’t legal, because there would be a lot of kiddery.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 15, 2021

HAND

An acronym for “have a nice day”.

Student: HAND Mr. Daniels.
Mr. Daniels: You too. Goodbye.

by Dray’s Dictionary July 15, 2020

Jesus of Suburbia

The son of rage and love

Billie Joe Armstrong: I’m the son of rage band love. The Jesus of Suburbia. The bible of none of the above on a steady diet of Soda Pop and Ritalin. No one ever died for my sins in hell as far as I can tell. At least the ones that I got away with.

by Dray’s Dictionary September 24, 2020

DGB

An abbreviation for “Double Gutter Ball”. Only used in bowling.

I started the first frame of my bowling game with a DGB and I could already tell it was going to be a stinky game.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 24, 2021

Justin Bieber Fan

The worst type of fan of all time!
1. They make death threats if you say you don’t like Justin Bieber.
2. They scream at the top of their lungs every time they hear a Justin Bieber song.
3. They harass Justin Bieber if they see him in a public place.
4. They are completely obsessed with Justin Bieber and never shut up about him.
5. They insult all old music and say it’s bad just because it’s old.
6. They are total perverts who think about having nasty fantasies with Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber Fan: Have you heard Justin Bieber’s “Intentions” yet?
Someone else: I have but I don’t really like Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber Fan: YOU DON’T LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER????? I WILL FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU WITH AN AXE!!!!

by Dray’s Dictionary June 28, 2020