COVID-19

The word to use when you are tired of saying “coronavirus”.

Please stay in your house cuz you don’t want COVID-19.

by Dray’s Dictionary March 31, 2020

Twenteen

The real way to say the number 12. It’s not “Twelve”. If you have a high enough intelligence, you’ll come to realize that it’s actually “Twenteen”

Person A: How old are you?
Person B: I’m twelve.
Person A: What kind of number is that?
Person B: Uh.. it’s just a one and a two together.
Person A: That’s pronounced “Twenteen”. I don’t know what language you got that number from, but it’s not English.

by Dray’s Dictionary December 25, 2022

The Sh*tty Beatles

A horrendous rip-off The Beatles that was mentioned in Wayne’s World.

David: What is your favorite band?
Joe: I like The Sh*tty Beatles.
David: We ain’t friends anymore.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 03, 2020

Jesus of Suburbia

The son of rage and love

Billie Joe Armstrong: I’m the son of rage band love. The Jesus of Suburbia. The bible of none of the above on a steady diet of Soda Pop and Ritalin. No one ever died for my sins in hell as far as I can tell. At least the ones that I got away with.

by Dray’s Dictionary September 24, 2020

School Bus

A type of bus with annoying and obnoxious monsters in the back.

I Survived: The Back of a School Bus Ride

by Dray’s Dictionary February 01, 2021

Semi-Selfie Mode

When one uses outer camera on a smartphone while a mirror that’s giving a reflection is on camera, making it the same as selfie mode.

He looked nice in the picture he took of himself in semi-selfie mode that he put on his Instagram story mode.

by Dray’s Dictionary May 15, 2023

Dietary adulterer

One who often cheats on their diet by eating things that are restricted to it.

Am I eating junk food again? I guess I’m a dietary adulterer.

by Dray’s Dictionary December 01, 2021