Dragonwolf's definitions

Democratic Party

A group that masquerades as a political party. It is comprised of social justice warriors, snowflakes, racists, gender-sensitive cretins, and all manner of mentally ill individuals.

Without the Democratic Party, the United States of America would be a much better place.

by Dragonwolf May 28, 2019

Sexplosion

When the male of a species that uses sex for pleasure has gone without intercourse for such a lengthy time that the resultant discharge is akin to a turbo-powered firehose hooked to a vat of mayonnaise.

After Bobo the Wonder Chimp had been isolated for 8 years, his first sexual encounter resulted in a sexplosion which rocketed the unfortunate female chimp a distance of 200 yards directly into a meat grinder. The silver lining is, the resultant burgers were delicious.

by Dragonwolf November 13, 2018

snooze pumper

To repeatedly hit the " snooze " button on ones alarm clock

Last night I was awake til 4 am masterbinating to bacon-wrapped midget pegging porn, so when my alarm went off this morning, I snooze pumpered it 16 times, which is why I was late to my job as a monkey loader.

by Dragonwolf November 23, 2018

Feacle

A combination of " fearless " and " fecal," meaning to take a shit that is fearless.

Erwin is insane. He dropped his pants and took a feacle right in the police station.

by Dragonwolf November 6, 2018

urineblast

Urineblast : when one has to urinate so badly, ( usually upon arising in the morning ) the resultant stream produced has an explosion-like effect.

I got up this morning and went to the bathroom to urinate. My urineblast punched a hole through the toilet bowl.

by Dragonwolf November 7, 2018

hoesplat

When a woman attempts to make a sexually enticing video, and the furniture / structure beneath her collapses.

While attempting to showcase her nude 450 pound bulk for a " Large and in Charge " self-esteem building excercise, Rosies whale-like tonnage caused her dining room table to violently collapse, resulting in a hoesplat which garnered second place on Americas Funniest Home Videos.

by Dragonwolf November 7, 2018

blubitty

Blubitty : The extra layer of fat folds hidden within the fat folds of the morbidly obese.

After peeling back layer upon layer of overtly disgusting, greasy, slimy fat folds, Chauncey and I excavated enough food for Thankgiving dinner for the entire 5th street homeless shelter from within Rosies blubitty.

by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018