DragonlordALS's definitions

frontin

Faking the funk!!!!!!!

Yo! You be frontin?

by DragonlordALS September 20, 2004

america online

A two word phrase that refers to an internet provider (online) that cost way too much and produces too little (America).

I use America online because I'm a rich dumbass that enjoys waiting around!

by DragonlordALS July 18, 2004

Land Ho

1. A phrase said by shipmen when they sight land.
2. A prostitute that is not at sea.

1. Thar be land! Land ho!
2. She's such a land ho.

by DragonlordALS July 9, 2004

harry potter

An average series of books that has made an astounding amount of money for it's author, JK Rowling. Though the books aren't bad, they lack originality... it's just chiché after cliché with a few "original" ideas that are completely random and have nothing to do with anything else.

The "Harry Potter" series shows a very obvious decline in JK Rowling's writing... the first one is moderately good, the second is OK, the third is average, and by the end of the series, JK Rowling is getting so full of herself that she attempts to sell the books by their popularity instead of adding actual content.

The latter books in the "Harry Potter" series are so think that they could probably have the pages ripped out and an entire unabridged dictionary could fit in the binding with room to spare.

by DragonlordALS July 10, 2004

Xx(word)xX

The most common internet name for someone who tried to use (word) but found it was already taken. Quite possibly the most retarded way of solving the problem, this method commonly leaves the user feelng as though they could have picked a better (and more original) name.

Phear me, for I am XxRETARDxX, the weakest of the weak! Thou shall died laughing at my incredable weakness, and thus, I shall win!

by DragonlordALS July 3, 2004

Sumo Florist

1. A fat florist with a woman's head and a sumo wrestler's body; particularly one that loves his cock.
2. A fat florist that sings with a church choir full of black cats.

Origin: www.rathergood.com

1. I went to the Sumo Florist to buy some flowers.
2. The Sumo Florist sang about his cock.

by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004

Moo?

A phrase meaning any of the following:
1. Who?
2. What?
3. Where?
4. When?
5. Why?
6. How?

1. Moo?
2. Moo?
3. Moo?
4. Moo?
5. Moo?
6. Moo?

by DragonlordALS May 19, 2004