21 definitions by DragonlordALS

america online

A two word phrase that refers to an internet provider (online) that cost way too much and produces too little (America).

I use America online because I'm a rich dumbass that enjoys waiting around!

by DragonlordALS July 18, 2004

That's the way the pickle squirts

The angle of the trajectory of pickle fluids when a is squished.

The pickle squirted at 38.256° above the horizontal.

by DragonlordALS May 28, 2004

world wide web

The world's largest source of information, media, and pornography.

ie. the World Wide Web is a giant trash dump.

by DragonlordALS July 11, 2004

bottomless pit

An endless hole with no bottom.

When you fall into a bottomless pit, you die of starvation

by DragonlordALS June 15, 2004

blarrgs

1. More than one blarrg.
2. Less that one blarrg.

1. Look at the invisible blarrgs over there!
2. There are no blarrgs over there!

by DragonlordALS June 8, 2004

blarrg

A creature with definitively non-descript features. Larger than a llama and slightly smaller than a frog, blarrgs are very good at not being good at anything.

It is said that blarrgs exist simply to prove that they cannot possibly exist.

by DragonlordALS June 8, 2004

Land Ho

1. A phrase said by shipmen when they sight land.
2. A prostitute that is not at sea.

1. Thar be land! Land ho!
2. She's such a land ho.

by DragonlordALS July 10, 2004