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bottomless pit

An endless hole with no bottom.
When you fall into a bottomless pit, you die of starvation
by DragonlordALS June 15, 2004
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blarrgs

1. More than one blarrg.
2. Less that one blarrg.
1. Look at the invisible blarrgs over there!
2. There are no blarrgs over there!
by DragonlordALS June 7, 2004
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Position 97

A sexual position used between a male human and a female animal, usually at a large drop (cliff, porthole, etc); considered to be extremely pleasurable for the human, as the animal usually pushes back harder that way.
Unfortunately, position 97 often results in the animal eventually being pushed over, and then dying because the IV bag was full of oats. That's what you get for having sex with a four-year-old donkey
by DragonlordALS June 22, 2006
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That's the way the pickle squirts

The angle of the trajectory of pickle fluids when a is squished.
The pickle squirted at 38.256° above the horizontal.
by DragonlordALS May 28, 2004
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blarrg

A creature with definitively non-descript features. Larger than a llama and slightly smaller than a frog, blarrgs are very good at not being good at anything.
It is said that blarrgs exist simply to prove that they cannot possibly exist.
by DragonlordALS June 7, 2004
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world wide web

The world's largest source of information, media, and pornography.
by DragonlordALS July 10, 2004
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string theory

Quite possibly the wierdest physics theory ever. While all of the math behind it is correct, attempting to understand it is like having molten platnium poured on your skull. The theory is something like this:
1. Everything is made of molecules (duh).
2. Molecules are made of atoms (also duh).
3. Atoms are made of electrons, protons, and neutrons (very duh).
4. Electrons, protons, and neutrons can be split in half to create quarks.
5. Quarks are actually made of even smaller pieces, called strings.
Strings are eleven-dimensional (ten dimensions + time) bits of energy that not only make up the above particles but create forces including gravity, electromagnetism, strong nuclear forces, weak nuclear forces, and a few other forces that have not yet been discovered.
Strings are so infitismally small that anyone with an IQ of less that 400 (ie, all humans) is incapable of imagining how small they are. To give you an example, imagine an atom of hydrogen was the size of the solar system. On the same scale, a single string would be the size of small tree.
String theory also includes a bunch of theorys including m-theory, relativity, chaos theory, and a few others that may or may not have been invented by someone who was on LSD at the time (if you've ever seen any Mandelbrot Fractals, you'll know what I mean).
After reading about string theory for two hours, my brain decided to go into a coma out of self defense.
by DragonlordALS June 13, 2004
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