Dragomir Andreyevich's definitions

slam dancing

A form of "dancing" used by pre-pubescent scenesters and older emo/scene eunuchs alike. These people are not true music fans, they go to shows to be seen by their friends. This display of jackassery annoys the piss out of true fans, who end up beating the scenesters to bloody pulps between sets. These kids don't have the nuts to mosh.

At the Dream Theater/Opeth/3/Between the Buried and Me concert yesterday, the mosh pit started when some asswipe's slam dancing connected with a Dream Theater fan. The true fans around beat the slam dancers down mercilessly.

by Dragomir Andreyevich May 18, 2008

Chinese Turn Signal

Noun, used to describe something that is never used and simply takes up space, since the stereotypical Chinese person drives without using turn signals.

worker 1: "Jordan is so useless!"
worker 2: "I know man, talk about a chinese turn signal!"

by Dragomir Andreyevich April 3, 2009

Sophomore Slimming

The state of mind when sophomores become disgusted with the Freshman Fifteen. They then proceed to wage warfare on the Freshman Fifteen by forsaking junk food and working out religiously.

Mandy got sick of having to fight her way into her old jeans, so she decided it was time for the Sophomore Slimming.

by Dragomir Andreyevich December 17, 2008

bweier

V. acronym. Borrowed With Every Intention of Eventual Return. Commonly used as an excuse when you really don't want to give something back, but you will when you "get around to it." Pronounced Bwee-er.

var. (past tense)BWEIER'd (present tense)BWEIERing

Dude 1: "Dude where's my car charger for my phone?!"
Dude 2: "Calm down man I only BWEIER'd it."

by Dragomir Andreyevich August 19, 2007

crunk juice

Pure soda syrup without carbonated water. This contains ungodly amounts of sugar and caffeine and can be hazardous to one's health when guzzled. To get Crunk Juice, simply walk up to a self-serve soda fountain, slide the card with the soda's logo on it upwards, and press the exposed button halfway down. This works best with Vault or Mountain Dew, b/c of the high sugar and caffeine. This gives you a great boost for about 3-4 hours but after that, you crash.

I needed a pick-me-up at work the other day, so I poured myself some Crunk Juice. After that I was running around like a squirrel on speed.

by Dragomir Andreyevich August 3, 2007

panama

V. The act of making a molotov cocktail out of a vehicle by sticking a rag or a lit cigar near the gas lines. This is named for the Clive Cussler novel-turned-movie, Sahara, in which the main characters (Dirk Pitt and Al Giordino) turn their boat into a molotov in order to blow up two pursuing boats. They named it a "Panama" because they first did this in Nicaragua, mistakenly thinking they were in Panama.

N. A truly beautiful isthmus country, with lush rainforests, gorgeous women, and a canal sponsored by the U.S. during Teddy Roosevelt's time in office. One of the few places where you can swim in the Atlantic, hop in a car, and swim in the Pacific before you have a chance to dry.

Dirk: "I think we need to do a Panama!"
Al: "Are you crazy?!"
Rudi: "What's a Panama? When were you ever IN Panama?"
Dirk: "It's a Navy thing! We THOUGHT we were in Panama!"
~the scene goes on~

Claire: "I'm going to Panama this summer."
Me: "Lucky!!"
Claire: "I have 2 tickets. Pack some sunscreen and bring a few extra memory cards for your camera. You're coming too."

by Dragomir Andreyevich August 4, 2007

christmas tree

Verb. A practical joke which consists of pressing all the elevator buttons as you get off said elevator. This prank works best when the elevator car is loaded with people, and also if the building you're in has at least 8 floors.

me: I just pissed off Scott.
Nathan: how?
me: I Christmas Tree'd him a minute ago.
Nathan: haha nice.

by Dragomir Andreyevich September 24, 2007