Dr. Todd Reezee's definitions

Yisrael

A single, generous sized, line of cocaine.

"Yo, cut me a Yisrael."

by Dr. Todd Reezee February 4, 2009

the halucination

When you delete your number and all texts and calls logged in a womans phone who you've just met while she's sleeping after a romp at her place and you leave without a trace. You don't clean anything and don't leave anything of yours.

"Remember that chunky blonde from the Redrock?"

"Yeah she looked like a reeeal slut"

"I went to her place last night and gave her the halucination."

"Shut up! You're the man!"

"And ill never go to Redrock again."

by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009

jewnt

A jewish guy who acts like a mexican.

Jonas greenberg: "orale I'm kicking back with my old lady at the pad tonight."

Jonas' friend: "alright have fun ya fuckin jewnt."

by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009

Bobby Johnson

A term used to describe a type of marijuanna normally called OG kush

"I got an optimo full of that Bobby Johnson. You wanna get faded?"

by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

night shot

When your in bed fooling around with a woman and she doesn't let you have sex with her, you masturbate and cum on her after she falls asleep.

"The bitch wouldn't let me hit so I gave her a night shot"

by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

playing rape

A sex game, or role playing game usually consisting of some horseplay, hitting, or slapping. One partner acts unwilling while the other acts as if they are forcing the sex to happen. One can incorporate an unloaded gun or knife for ambiance if so desired.

"My girlfriend and I were playing rape last night. It was awesome!"

by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

African Hash

The black resin one scrapes out of a pipe used to smoke marijuanna.can be called such when selling it to rookies because one is broke.

"Yeah dude this is African Hash. I got it from my uncle. Two hits and your wasted."

by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009